PETA- Animl Cruelty And Slaughter Houses, (dog,ani

I have a strong urge now to bludgeon a baby seal to death...

uh oh

/hears a knock at the door

"ITS PETA, WE HAVE YOUR HOUSE SURROUNDED!"

Holy Christ...!

THROW CATS AT THEM!!!!
Theyll kill them before they come for you!
Run!

I don't have that much pussy just laying around here

I don't have that much pussy just laying around here

/goes to the broom closet and pulls out a Kimora-Lee Simmons cut-out

THIS'LL DISTRACT THEM!!!

i found this amusing



September 23, 2008

Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, Cofounders
Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc.

Dear Mr. Cohen and Mr. Greenfield,

On behalf of PETA and our more than 2 million members and supporters, I'd like to bring your attention to an innovative new idea from Switzerland that would bring a unique twist to Ben and Jerry's.
Storchen restaurant is set to unveil a menu that includes soups, stews, and sauces made with at least 75 percent breast milk procured from human donors who are paid in exchange for their milk. If Ben and Jerry's replaced the cow's milk in its ice cream with breast milk, your customers-and cows-would reap the benefits.
Using cow's milk for your ice cream is a hazard to your customer's health. Dairy products have been linked to juvenile diabetes, allergies, constipation, obesity, and prostate and ovarian cancer. The late Dr. Benjamin Spock, America's leading authority on child care, spoke out against feeding cow's milk to children, saying it may play a role in anemia, allergies, and juvenile diabetes and in the long term, will set kids up for obesity and heart disease-America's number one cause of death.

Animals will also benefit from the switch to breast milk. Like all mammals, cows only produce milk during and after pregnancy, so to be able to constantly milk them, cows are forcefully impregnated every nine months. After several years of living in filthy conditions and being forced to produce 10 times more milk than they would naturally, their exhausted bodies are turned into hamburgers or ground up for soup.

And of course, the veal industry could not survive without the dairy industry. Because male calves can't produce milk, dairy farmers take them from their mothers immediately after birth and sell them to veal farms, where they endure 14 to17 weeks of torment chained inside a crate so small that they can't even turn around.
The breast is best! Won't you give cows and their babies a break and our health a boost by switching from cow's milk to breast milk in Ben and Jerry's ice cream? Thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely,

Tracy Reiman

Executive Vice President

I admit it scares me when I realize I have to eat another living creature, yes indeed it does. But people would starve if they did not, it is also part of the food chain. Why were we made so? who knows, obviously there was no other design available for all living life.

Peta still sucks

So lemme get this straight... they want to replace cow milk with human milk...? So basically we'll put women in dairy farms instead of cows :O!?

I admit it scares me when I realize I have to eat another living creature, yes indeed it does. But people would starve if they did not, it is also part of the food chain. Why were we made so? who knows, obviously there was no other design available for all living life.

Peta still sucks

Eating meat helped us evolve over thousands of years...! Do your part and keep the evolution going!!

I don't have a problem with eating organic, naturally raised, free-range animals. When you're pumping animals full of steroids, growth hormones, and antibiotics while leaving them stuck in terrible, filthy living conditions it just seems more unnatural than skipping meat altogether.

I'd consider myself a "Person for the Ethical Treatment of Animals." But I seriously disagree with PETA on what 'Ethical Treatment' entails. >.>

Don't keep animals as pets? FFS, have they ever seen a house-cat? Those things are living the American Dream.

(For those of you overseas, that means they lay around doing nothing all day while someone else pays for their food and rent.)

Edit: wearing fur is stupid and pointless, though... pulling the 'It's 2010, cut it out!' card on that one.

Cat's are natures *** seriously.

They live at your house when they want, eat your food, run away for a bit and come back pregnant. Hoping the owner will take care of the kittens lol.

And they aren't even nice about it...

I mean, just look at this jerk:

Oh my god that hussy!

inorite! That's his 'oshi- they caught me wiping my butt on the blinds again' face. >.<

You can't even see his face. I had to change the brightness on my screen just to see his face.