Poems For FFXI

Chery blossoms fall
As Oseem looks on with glee
No phalanx plus five...

Spring in Vana'diel
Fingers crossed with bated breath
Enmity plus one

Here I sit broken hearted.
I wanted a QA Aug but Oseem only farted.

Kalunga is red,
Ngai is blue,
Bumba v25 *** me,
It probably will you too

Dynamis hour two
Hitting statues, waking pets
Fat Galka Feiru

Draylo has seen it,
The expansion that comes next.
Time Mage and Chemist,
Please look forward to it.
HIP HOP!

Tarus are midgets,
Galkas are slaves,
Mithra are ***,
Humes are bores.

No DRG for party.
Camp spot site with 30 dmg.
Is it for 20 like 30 dmg?
When you no hit be it for dd.
For 30 dmg instead or
Half is 10 for 20 dmg?

Ahalee got kicked.
Then she got ticked.
She started to dox.
Cause she was put in a box.
She got canned.
Than said she was scammed.
She is just trash.
I hope she will crash.

Adaberk is purple
No wait, it's blue
Please look forward to
no more content for you

In screens' dim glow, two decades unfold,
Day after day, in pixels they mold.
The grind persists, their controller held tight,
But life's vast canvas fades from sight.

Through triumphs and trials, they remain steadfast,
Yet outside the game, opportunities amassed.
In twenty years' play, a tale is spun,
In the daily grind, their journey's begun.

(Away) (Long time) (Sleep)
(Item) (Buy?) (Do you need it)
(Bazaar) (Please check it)

That really rimmed <3

We have to do Sortie
With the sort, He
Who knows his ABCs
From A to H
Never B to Z
He whose cachaemic eyes
Can see without cone or rod
Spare it and spoil us
With muffins unending
To retrieve our prime
What was lost in the grind

The past is over
We can not go back there
but with Horizon

I am adventurer of Vana´Diel
Wondering gods Hall of fame
Bringing back many memories
Will I rest in peace in Valhalla

This is FFXIAH guild
Of crazy wackos, its filled
Like that big eye frog dude, Negan
That seems like hes seeing the *** of Fox, Megan
Or that Jessikah with a stubborn predilection
Dont complain, just do the damn Armageddon
Hey Nynja, stop picking on Eiryl
Im sure he will be your friend for the right amount of gil
Vyre, you need to use better your play time
Otherwise, wake me up when you get your Prime
Sometimes Thunderjet videos gets old
Specially when its of his favorite, Asmongold
Here and there old wackos come only to leave their mark
Like Kappa and Matterdark
Radialarcana likes to promote random games to make the cut
But in the end, what sells is only Eves butt
One thing we all agreed
Add Radialarcana and Afania, then prepare your eyes to bleed
We can not forget those who only come to take a peek
Like Chanti and Josiafk, that post once a week
Maybe im forgetting some, because this community is not small
Regardless, i love you all.

OMFG
THIS IS FANTASTIC

Wow that was amazing ...hands down..

Roses are red

Violets are blue

FFxi was once good and now this isn't true.

Quality, he knows the posters well enough. Short of fantastic though, solid 8.5

(Eiryl like barrel, not Air-ill)

A normal day in Vanadiel

Its 6pm another stressful and tiresome work day
For days and days, years and years, it always ends in the same way
Im so old and so damn tired, my body begs for me to lay
But no, I wont give up my long waited time to play

Here Im, loging my sixth account
I pay so much, still I dont get a single discount
And after 15 minutes I see my computer crash
Oh hey, another 15 minutes going straight to the thrash

More 60 minutes and I want to scream
Because none of my 96 chars received any love from Oseem
Job change gather together for Odyssey
Maybe tonight things will go my way

5 minutes in, here is my camp
Oh damn, ***mule got stucked in the ramp
Hey my party wiped, how strange
Ow ***, the damn bot healer got out of range

Its already 9pm and there is still Sortie to do
IDK, when things dont go well it feels like a deja vu
5 minutes inside and due R0 the game fell through
And again, another 15 minutes of login I have to redo

Back in time for at least a Triboulex
Gonna vent my frustration on it in anal sex
But what? My party is in peril
Ow ***, my script mistook march for carol

Shitty day, its time to sleep says my alarm
But first lemme set my bots for afk farm
Next day, I see a mail with a LM-31
I guess for FFXI Im done