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FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-02 16:10:44
It would have worked too if it didn’t make me go to YouTube to actually watch it...
[From far away]
Exactly!
Muhahahahahaha!
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-03 09:17:51
Evil Scientist Log NI Stardate 18428...it's tuesday... again...
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I've invented... so many monstrous machines... why can't I figure out a way to get rich quick?.... or slow?
PARKER shrugged and says he doesn't know...
thanks a bundle PARKER... /head desk
the space madness is starting to get to me again....bring me the medicine...
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2018-04-03 10:25:12
/passesthechloroformbottle
サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-03 11:11:47
/passesthechloroformbottle
thanks mosey....
/sets alarm
/soaks rag
/naps
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Lakshmi.Flavin
サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2018-04-03 15:25:57
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-04 08:56:27
PARKER! grab a shovel! and sound the call to the thuggee mine guards!
Rooks emerged briefly from the trivia game development isolation chamber and confirmed that underneath NI lies a treasure trove of deleted idiotic posts.... I KNEW IT!!!
/paces around
PARKER we're going to need some new whips...more picks...and see if kali has any blood she can spare us... PREPARE THE SACRIFICE!!!
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2018-04-04 09:50:16
The gods have chosen to punish me with a ***pot of work. I may have to provide spiritual, fiscal, and logistical support only on this one boss. I'll be ever watching to ensure the scales don't need a tippin' if things get ugly.
hoorah.
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Administrator
サーバ: Excalibur
Game: FFXIV
Posts: 669
By Idiot Boy 2018-04-04 10:14:19
underneath NI lies a treasure trove of deleted idiotic posts
You have no idea. I mean, you've seen what "meets our standards" - imagine the things that didn't.
サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 27982
By Shiva.Spathaian 2018-04-04 10:38:25
underneath NI lies a treasure trove of deleted idiotic posts
You have no idea. I mean, you've seen what "meets our standards" - imagine the things that didn't. The Ni Files, distribute them!
Forum Moderator
サーバ: Sylph
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6115
By Sylph.Shadowlina 2018-04-04 10:50:03
It's a deep dark place noone wants to go too.
Forum Moderator
サーバ: Excalibur
Game: FFXIV
Posts: 25993
By Anna Ruthven 2018-04-04 11:07:58
Idk, I've seen some funny reads but funny to me is disturbing to others.
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-04 12:01:36
It's a deep dark place noone wants to go too.
oh we're goin....
PARKER! THE WHIPS!!!
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2018-04-04 12:05:40
It's a deep dark place noone wants to go too.
ヽ(ಠ_ಠ)ノ
サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-04 12:22:41
underneath NI lies a treasure trove of deleted idiotic posts
You have no idea. I mean, you've seen what "meets our standards" - imagine the things that didn't.
imagine?..... I WROTE MOST OF THEM!!
/screams into the loadspeakersystem
PHAAST KHUDAEE!!!!
サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-04 12:39:27
PARKER...there is something that I have always wondered about the Chief Guard...
just who in the hell is his dental hygienist?...
/points to the monitors
just look at that magnificent set of chompers....
well obviously he is a meticulous flosser PARKER... but while this solves the mystery of who the only employee that has been taking full advantage of the dental plan is...more mysteries remain...
see if you can find out where he goes for checkups. I must know.
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-04 14:18:07
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-04 16:35:39
PARKER put up the video for the magical mystery tour song...
it goes something like roll up for the mystery tour or something...
the monkeys maybe...
PARKER!!!
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-04 19:17:11
PARKER!!!
WTF?!
Where is that goddamned video?!
/taps foot impatiently
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-05 10:24:41
oh right...the mine guards hate PARKER...
he probably went down there to ask who their dentists are and they have been beating him non stop this whole time...
spath if you get a chance / have a minute would you mind negotiating the release of PARKER from the pit of unspeakable horror?
thankies.
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By Zerowone 2018-04-05 10:52:42
Holy sextuple posts.
サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-05 11:41:33
thanks captain obvious.
almost 18k posts and still nobody understands that it was all done for my own amusement...
I'm trying to imagine what possible difference how many were in a row could possibly make... /squints while thinking hard
/sigh.....nothin
Altana...why did you gyp us elves so hard on the INT...
サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 27982
By Shiva.Spathaian 2018-04-05 12:25:45
oh right...the mine guards hate PARKER...
he probably went down there to ask who their dentists are and they have been beating him non stop this whole time...
spath if you get a chance / have a minute would you mind negotiating the release of PARKER from the pit of unspeakable horror?
thankies. We have a few demands...
*guard whispering in Spath's ear*
The first is better vision insurance.
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2018-04-05 12:35:00
The gods are still flogging me like a rented mule. I suspect I'm atoning for all my most egregious misdeeds, otherwise I'm sure I'd have bitched about the powerball or something in between those other posts. It's clearly all my fault.
We have a few demands...
*guard whispering in Spathaian Spathicus Maximus Alfredo Macho Commando Jim Butch Prime The Third Esquire First Of His Name Of House Knight!!!'s ear*
The first is better vision insurance.
PARKER!!!! NO!!!!!
we don't negotiate with terrorists.
By Zerowone 2018-04-05 13:36:47
I feel like 2018 Ni is the equivalent of the Nier Automata B path.
サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-05 14:54:13
we don't negotiate with terrorists.
I thought we made exceptions for terrorists on the payroll...
who will post my dumb song requests?
The first is better vision insurance.
we give these guys brand new whips and the first thing they do is whip PARKER blind... and then demand better vision insurance...
I suppose I can call Larry our insurance guy... I just hate talking to insurance guys so much .... you're going to owe me big time for this PARKER
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Ragnarok.Hevans
サーバ: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15273
By Ragnarok.Hevans 2018-04-05 15:11:03
so tired... coffee isn't helping. send assistance.
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2018-04-06 08:50:16
so tired... coffee isn't helping. send assistance.
well, we'd really LIKE to, but s p a t h and the thuggie mine guards have captured PARKER, and negotiations are going... poorly... Niko isn't much into helping folks, and I'm in just as bad a shape as you this week.
I'm afraid you're going to have to wait....
In the meantime enjoy some dance party friday jams:
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-06 09:15:19
In the meantime enjoy some dance party friday jams:
awwww yeah! hit it PAR...KER...oh right... I forgot to call Larry. PARKER put "call Larry re:vision insurance" on the to do list....
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-06 09:26:16
Niko isn't much into helping
the last time I tried to help....
it went pretty much the same way as always...
NO!
so of course I responded in a mature and respectful way...
ELITISM NOW!!!
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-06 09:27:52
/checks the to do list
blank.... just the way I like it!!
/relaxes in flavin's lawn chair
PARKER bring me my opium pipe
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing:
This OP is paid for and sponsored by Stiklelf
Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
Join date added, banned users filtered.
February 1st, 2012
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Will try to get to more stuff when I can.
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