Epic Beard Man Has His Own Movie

I feel as though a few facts have been left out from Epic Beard Man...

And in case anyone isn't familiar with him, here is the viral video that spawned this.... horrible creation.



Man. That could be the next wave of Hollywood movies. Memes having their own movie line.

Wow... but you know, it sure looks a lot better than Battleship. (Not like, USS Missouri... but E9... D7... that Battleship.) And really, Pirates of the Caribbean was based off of a ride.

It looks like a totally cornball B movie... nothing wrong with that. I wonder if I (we?) cringe so hard because we know where the idea came from.

Edit: Looks... epic.

:P

Seeing that loud BS talking smart arse have his arse handed to him is beautiful.

As long as the real epic beard man gets some likeness rights or royalties of the sort, I see no problem with this.
Corny and silly of Hollywood to go in this direction, but it could be so ridiculous and stupid that it could retain it's own cult status and charm that makes it not so bad as most would think.

Danny Trejo, whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

That was beautiful. Some *** talking ***to an old man and seeing his face get bashed in. So good.

danny trejo

1 hes badass
2 he would do film
3 hes danny trejo

Bump bump. =o

ALL the things: the movie

they'll turn it into some bank heist action movie...watch :|

and relevent: lately anything with danny trejo and the guy from SoA(i really draw a blank on his name...even though i just saw it like 2 seconds ago D:) Ron Perlman is some really lame or semi-good action flick that gets us like one or two gifs worth of awesome :<

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