Most Embarassing Thing You've Done In Public

Oh, also, calling my 5th grade teacher mom. Got teased mercilessly for like a week cause of that.

Kind of along the lines of a public orgasm.

I was giving a presentation of some sorts in science class in like 7th grade.
I was nervous and whatnot up in front of the class and said orgasms instead of organisms.

Needless to say a class full of 12 year old's was busting up...
I still remember the teacher trying not to laugh.

I've got plenty of drunkenly dumb ***I could post about but I'll refrain,
though I will say fk camera phones and everyone's ability to record at will...
Hard to live ***down when some *** (friend) is filming it.

Oh geez, I did that too, but in my senior year of high school.

One of my embarrassing moments... I was at a bar with a few friends on a Friday night. It was my first time at the bar, had a few shots and started feeling tipsy. Have to use the bathroom. Accidentally go into the ladies bathroom since the doors weren't labeled. I guess the first thing I should have noticed was there were no urinals, but I didn't. Go into a stall, see tampons in the trashcan next to the toilet. Think to myself "Oh, crap." So I'm hoping nobody comes into the bathroom and I could finish my business. Someone ended up coming into the stall next to mine, I try to keep my composure and stay silent. Person finished their business and left. I wait a good 5 minutes before it was clear. Leave the restroom and go into the guys restroom, wash hands and exit like I was in there the whole time. >.>;

aha...this reminds me of something thats only barely a smidgen sort of related.

in the 7th grade, my school of which I was the only white chick I knew for the most part. We were in history and reading about Africa and our teacher would call us out to make us read paragraphs outloud. I was so terrified she'd choose me because I couldnt figure out how to pronounce the country "Niger".

Luckily she didn't call me so embarrassment avoided but I did learn how to pronounce it correctly.

Ive seen this happen alot. Also seen people ask to go "potty" which usually gets laughs :P

The most embarrassing thing that's really ever happened to me was basically crapping myself in public. Happened when I was like 13 or 14.

I was at the skating rink and everything felt fine and normal, then I felt a very unusual burgle.. I knew instantly this wasn't a normal crap, and that I needed to get to the bathroom immediately, so I skated as fast as I could, and I got all the way into the restroom, in the stall, and started undoing my pants, this was the one day I decided to wear a belt, if I hadn't worn a belt there wouldn't have been a problem. I couldn't get it off fast enough. Right as I get my pants down and start to sit, it comes out, and it goes everywhere.. There were people in each stall next to me they saw a good portion of it, one started gagging the other one was like "oh wow, seriously?!" some of it just fell down and went all over my pants, some went all over the toilet, some got sprayed on the wall (dunno how, looked like someone had stuff a chocolate bar in a shotgun and shot into the stall, it was everywhere)

So I have to clean up as much as I can to gtfo there and to make things worse, I then discover there's almost no TP, in the entire bathroom. I do the best I can and make a B-line for the door and phone to call my grandparents to come get me.. The place is absolutely crowded and it's a pretty big place, and the bathrooms are situated in a way where I have to pass almost every single person in the entire place just to get out of there. To top it all off, right as I exit there's a small group of people just standing and waiting for me to come out, and there's also 2 of the hottest girls I'd ever seen up to that point passing right by the bathroom doors as I come out, and they smell me and scream "Eww!" and like speed up their walking 3 fold just to get away from me.

That DID happen to me, and our teacher was black and most of the kids in the class were black.



She gave me that face and said "Boy.. Now you know that is NOT how that's pronounced."

Also, if someone comes to the door and you suspect it might be the Mormons, for goodness sake turn off the song that you have blaring. Especially if it's "Slave" by Bobaflex. Make me scream your name, indeed. D:

XD I am so. sorry. for you.

I can't really remember why, but she had pulled down the world map thing and was asking all the students to read the name of whatever country she was pointing to.. For whatever damn reason, she specifically picked me and that country.

I had the same teacher for every Math course that I took in High School. She was really good, and she was about 24 or so when I was a Freshman. She moved with me from Algebra I to Geometry to Pre Calc to Calculus Honors and then AP Calculus. Anyway, I knew her for a long time, and I was the only good student in her Freshman Algebra I class, so this solidified my report with her. Along came Pre-Calc, and one day I called her mom. I wasn't embarassed and didn't even realize it. Neither did she, and she just went on answering my question. My friend Ashley pointed out that I called her mom and that she didn't notice, and then my teacher and me were both red and teased a little, and she was all, "Well I've known Alex since he was a Freshman! I'd probably respond to anything he called me!"

Oh god :x that happened at a basketball practice this year. After summer (I had kinda thought I wouldn't play this year because the coach is a *** jackass and just didn't really wanna deal with that senior year, thought I'd just go mess around and play for a travel team that I had been offered a spot on. Anyway... had only been lifting weights over the summer, not running.), but for shits and giggles I thought I'd try out just to show the coach up. Ended up that he brought in some navy seals and they worked our *** off. By the end of it I was puking *all* over the place. Which looked pretty bad since I told everyone I'd be kinda *** with them (next day I was (*'-')b so it was okay, but that day kinda sucked). The coach ended up cutting me to prove a point though lololol.

Dude... that whole story was fkn hilarious but I'd give you all my +'s if I could
just based off those two quotes.

Back when I was in highschool I was in art class, I had lost my pencil sharpener... And me being a dumbass decided to sharpen it with a craft knife... When some tool barged passed me and I ended up with the craft knife stuck in my leg lolol. The teacher was 1 step away from passing out... For a few weeks after the teacher would always pass me a pencil sharpener as soon as I entered class lolol.

My Physics teacher went through a crummy divorce while I was still in high school. She never saw me from the time I was a Freshman till the time I was a Junior, so she didn't recognize me when she met me again, and she hit on me a something fierce. When I told her my name, her memory reeled her mind back together and she got very very very embarassed.

Come to think of it, why were most of my teachers in high school women in their mid to late twenties?

Okay, I'll bite.

Not totally "embarrassing" in the sense that I ended up red in the face, or anything like that. Just embarrassing in the sense that it was made clear that I was totally socially-awkward at the time. Spoiler'd, because I tend to wall-o-text when it's not needed.


As you can see, "Long story short" does not exist with me. Just be glad it was text, because I'm worse when I talk. >_>

EDIT: Shows just how long it takes me to put thoughts into words. This was at two pages when I started...

I can't really recall anything overly embarassing to myself but I recall something that happened to my brother, in year 8 (we would have been 13 or 14 can't remember) we went on a school trip, our year had been split in half, one half going on the first couple days, the next half for the final days.

Me and my brother were in the same half (my sister being in the other half) and at the end it was decided we'd have a talent show, my brother being one of the more popular students at the school ended up basically being the host/presenter whatever you call it. So he's in the middle of announcing something and his voice cracks in front of everyone.

I'll give you another one from highschool before I head to bed lol. An old friend of mine lived close to the school grounds, so one dinner break about 4 of us go to his house and we decided to dye our hair red lol, well I went first... But the guy must have made a little error with the colour as it turned out hot pink lol. So I have to go back to school and have 500 kids pissin themselves with laughter at my hot pink hair... Needless to say my other friends chickened out and wouldn't do theirs lol. For a while I was known as the guy with the pink hair lol.

My 6th grade teacher was my mom...

So I'm in my History class in High school, were taking the final test of the year (teach made a deal about it everyone had to be hush hush/ect.) So he hands out all the papers and 3 mins later my butt thought it was be funny to rip one, so it does. I kept looking at my paper trying not to laugh and everyone in the class just turned and looked at me like "really?" ahh good times lol.

My university in Beijing this past summer had this mandatory performance event at the end of the term. All of the instructors were there, as well as the really scary academic director guy. :X

So I was in this skit with some classmates who decided it'd be a good idea to go buy a bunch of disgusting Chinese liquor and drink before the show. <___< I am a huuuuuuge lightweight and was absolutely wasted after 2 bottles of baijiu, which we had poured into empty water bottles to be discrete.

I get up on stage (still carrying my water bottle full of hand sanitizer-flavored booze) and get ready to say my part. I'm a little nervous being up in front of so many frowning/srsbsns Chinese people, so I decide to take a big drink of water to give me time to mentally prepare before giving my lines.

Except of course it wasn't water. D: My mouth was full of kerosene and I had no choice but to swallow it. Everyone's waiting for me to start, my eyes are watering and I'm trying not to gag into the microphone. My friend is laughing her *** of at me in the front row. Then I stumble through my part with an intense case of the drunken giggles.

The worst part was they filmed the whole thing and gave a copy to every single person who was there. The shame will never end. D:

You should've made up a name.

My first trip to Afghanistan I was in a small outpost that for the first 9-10 months was all males. Near the end of my first year there we had two female medics show up and only a few people knew about it at this point since they just arrived a few hours prior.

Our bathroom / shower setup were two tents that all the guys used forever since no women were present. Also since no women in the outpost, most the guys would just put a towel around their waist and walk to the showers from your sleeping area. No big deal -- less crap to carry around.

I woke up later than normal one day, and only had ~20 minutes to get ready. I ran to the showers, through the flaps on the tent door, around the corner to the three shower stalls and was happy to see two of the three stalls empty (I could hear the water running in the far left one). If you've ever been deployed and had to wait in line for showers against 30 to 100 other people, you'd understand ... It's just a tarp flap between each stall and nothing covering the back side so no privacy. That is unless you got the corner one then someone had to make an obvious attempt to look in on you but the center and right side had no privacy from the bench in the center of the tent where people changed.

Anyways, I went in the right shower keeping code with the male bathroom rule and leaving the center one open. I finished my shower and the person next to me did to at roughly the same time. Walked out of my shower, turn right to go to the spot where you hang your towel and as I did that --

A completely naked 5 ft tall blonde girl come running out of her corner shower while kind of looking towards the ground and not what was in front of her. I stopped for a second shocked that, not only was a woman in the tent but I just saw my first naked woman in almost a year since I left home, couldn't speak fast enough before she ran face first into my chest, and fell backwards flat on her ***, then hit her head on the metal post for the tent corner. Out cold. (Right now as I retell this I can help but think of this Family Guy clip ....)




Anyways ... you can imagine me trying keep my towel around my waist, pick her up, and cover her naked body best I could with her clothes nearby and try to revive her in about a 3-4 ft space without looking like a pervert in case someone else came in and saw it. I ended up having to carry her wrapped in her towel to the medical tent. I walked in, saw the normal male medic and said "I'm not even going to try to explain this but she's out cold". Took about 15 minutes and a few bags of ice to get her to come to.

Luckily for me, she remembered running into me in the shower and hitting her head. I'd have been in a bad situation if they thought I knocked her over the head in the shower.

From that day on, every time a woman showed up to the unit they made it a specific point to say my name out loud and have a laugh. They would also say something like "and we put a large sign on the women only shower just in case someone is confused!!"

Was she hot?lol

After a year of only seeing dudes, I'd have to guess that just about any naked woman would look hot..

Well, depending... heheh. d<___<

Well I'll share something kind of embarrassing

Me and some people on the riflery team for my highschool were having a snowball fight outside of the range and i threw a snowball in a weird way and ended up getting one of my feet stuck in mud with the other slipping on ice

my kneecap ended up like popping out and moving and hurt... a lot

was kind embarrassing because number one i *** up my leg throwing a snowball and number two i couldn't participate in the next few matches due to the injury... was like literally the first person in my school to get injured in riflery

omg that sounds horrifying. D: I get super freaked out when things move that aren't supposed to. >< lol

Contrary to our AIM conversations... and my dealings with melons... I'm far less scandalous in person. Q,Q Also, she wasn't my type.

yeah, and it freaked me out so you aren't the only one who gets freaked out by things like that

Couldn't walk normal for a while and over the next year I felt like it would pop out whenever i moved weird <.<