Most Embarassing Thing You've Done In Public

I ran full force into a glass window thinking it was the door to a domino's. The girl was on the phone taking an order couldn't contain herself and nearly died laughing with a customer on the phone.

Was going in to pickup, me and some friends were racing in and I wasn't paying attention...

Somehow got suckered into walking into a Target wearing just boxers and a t-shirt with some friends. got some very interesting stares that day xD

Getting pantsed in High School by a bunch of girls who also pulled down my boxers for my "Everything" to show. Started off embarrassing but then I ended up dieing of laughter.

I have one FFXI related.
An Asian man held a door open for me and allowed me to go in first and out of an 8 year FFXI career habit when a JP lets me do something first I /bow and /say Arigatou. Needless to say I ended up bowing to him and saying arigatou and all of my friends looked at me like I was insane... I literally turned red once I realized what I just did.

When I was in 8th grade the high school band director took me to Anaheim, CA with the high school band to play in competition with them. I played with them for concerts and everything from the time I was in 6th grade, so it wasn't unusual for me to go on trips with them. But this was the furthest away from home I'd gone with them. Anyhow, after the competition we went to Disney Land or Disney World or whatever that theme park right there is. We were supposed to be in groups of 3-4 and check in with a designated adult every 3 hours. So after the first three hours I was feeling a little sick and wanted to go back to the hotel on the bus. So I found my designated adult about 20 minutes before we were supposed to check in with her and she gave me the go-ahead to go back to the hotel.

I took a nap for a couple hours and felt fine, so I decided to hop back on the bus and go back to the theme park. When I got there, the director found me and he was furious. I got chewed out in front of the entire high school band and a bunch of strangers for not checking in and worrying him sick. I mean, I can't blame him, I wouldn't want to be the one band director in the world to lose an 8th grade girl in Disney world, either. But I was so embarrassed. Anyhow, turns out that my designated adult had handed my group of 3 girls off to a different adult because something came up and she had to go. And none of those 3 girls or the other adult told the new adult that I had checked in a few minutes early and gone back to the hotel, so when I didn't check in with the new adult, they all thought I was gone. So the band was frantically ripping Disney world apart and worrying that I'd been kidnapped the entire time I was back at the hotel sleeping. I got in so much trouble I wasn't allowed to leave the director's side for the rest of the trip, and he took me back to the hotel and sent me to my room before the fireworks at the end of the night. Worst Disney land trip ever, lol, and most embarrassing to boot!


Edit: Someday I'm going to go back to Disney World and I'm gonna stay the whole time and watch all the fireworks. Just you wait and see if I don't!

when i was meeting my ex's family when i was like uh, 16 or something, a stray magical snowball of deadly, icy malice came out from nowhere and hit me right in the nose. spent the next five hours with my clothes and junk looking like i just ate a person, while trying to make a good first impression to her family. :|

NICETOMEETYOUI'MBLEEDING.

Falling down a set of stairs in front of a buncha people at a mall.

It's all good because I'd have laughed at me too.

in elementary school i had a crush on this boy in another class and one day during lunch, i was in la la land cause he sat really close to me. well i had chocolate milk already opened and from me being in la la land aand not thinking....i grabbed my chocolate milk and shook it! it was everywhere! was embarassing cause he looked at me and then my classmates started bugging me over shaking the milk. i wanted to die from embarassment. lol

I walked 2 miles on the wrong side of a canal, when i realized i was on the wrong side i was like TO HELL WITH THAT! and decided to jump a fence to get into a power plant type of deal so i could get across, made it past the first fence fine... second fence comes up my jacket gets stuck, pants get stuck, and i roll down the fence scratching me to hell and ripping half my clothes so my *** is almost showing

nearby church people were offering free prayer or something when they saw me get near stripped naked and fall down this 7ft fence and tumble on to the ground

i was so messed up but i did it because i was wanting to get with my current girlfriend, and i was dropped off 4~ miles away from where i was supposed to be

This thread is fully of hilarity so far. Sorry for laughing at your pain folks, but omg, some of those are hilarious....

I almost got arrested for walking downtown with no pants on, indecent exposure etc

Erikthecleric

Sounds like a hot time lol.

Think the worst I've done happened at school. I was listening to music in class and out of nowhere I dropped to my knees, closed my eyes and started playing an air-guitar. I have no clue what came over me, but I realized what I did as soon as I opened my eyes and just wanted to go home.

Anybody who has a teenage daughter will understand this. The best way to punish them is to remove their social networking capabilities, text/facebook/skype etc. and/or grounding them. If they are already in the doghouse, the threat of social embarrassment is an amazingly powerful tool.

I told her if I caught her using the internet again, I would force her to go grocery shopping at the store right next to where her school is, with me dressed as a super geek, to embarrass her.

She got busted again, so I put on my dads old beige walking shoes, navy blue knee high socks, plaid shorts that were too tight, a red t-shirt w/ gold glitter trim that reads God's Gift to Women, and a Australian wide brim fishing hat.

Off to the store we go, after 2 hours of drama from her, and she is simply horrified. She runs into 2 school mates, who I instantly engaged in conversation, introducing my daughter as my most special person in the wooorrrld!

I am laughing my *** off at this point, until I round the corner and see my new boss and her husband staring at me in horror.

My daughter laughed her *** off the whole way home. (But she stayed off the internet for the remainder of her punishment, lol)

I tried to explain to my boss on Monday what happened, but it just made it worse...

Play football in middle school.

Long bus ride to other school, so fall asleep.

Wake up with "morning wood" and not notice

Stand up for all to see.

Take severe mocking for rest of the season for getting wood on a bus full of only dudes in middle school.

lol

^ lol'd

Did this with Ketchup in a Deli in Hollywood once.

My face (and the walls, and the table, and then... etc) was red in more ways than one.

Now, I NEVER shake a ketchup bottle without checking the cap, and then thumbing it closed first.

I had my first *** sometime during elementary school, on a day I was wearing sweat pants, during the pledge of allegiance.

I wasn't embarrassed, I actually felt *** awesome, but I figured I'd share anyways.

LOL Tiger...you so crazy

I walked around w/ my chest puffed out until it went away

I forget there isn't a magical smell barrier around cubicles, so when I fart at work I get embarrassed to hear, "oh god... what is that smell?"

It wasn't really in public, but it mortified the hell out of me regardless.

My best friend's mom would always take odd-jobs for some money on the side, and she'd bring along her son, and me if I was over at their place for the weekend, and I'd help. Well, she took this job from her own landlord; there was a large block of cement in the backyard about an inch under the dirt, for whatever reason. We decided splitting it down the middle, and then breaking the two halves into smaller pieces was the best idea, but we didn't really know how deep it went. We grabbed a pick-axe and axe and started breaking it down the middle with them. About two hours into it, we'd dug pretty deeply into the block, we were exhausted, but we were getting close to the end. We decided that we'd take a break and continue later once we'd split it. Anyway, my friend and I were shooting the ***when I took a big swing, but my arms were basically like wet noodles at that point, and I missed the ground (Yep. I missed the ground.). The pick-axe hurdled behind me and... plop, right into my friend's shin with the blade.

He's still got an indent in his shin. ._.

I tend to accidentally put my clothes on inside out and not notice. I don't care so much now, but when I was 20ish I went into a travel agency to book a flight and the lady kept giving me weird looks. Didn't figure it out till hours later at bedtime when I finally noticed my shirt was inside out and I looked like a total dweeb.

At one point during my tweens, my alarm clock was broken, and I came running downstairs and acccidentally yelled "hey dad, did you fix my *** yet?" Being still a fairly sheltered/young girl I wasn't entirely sure what that meant but boy, my dad and my sisters sure laughed at me >_>

Ok kinda of what i was gonna say. Was walking down some stairs at a bar. And there was some beer or soda on one of the steps and I happened to be wearing dress shoes. (This bar had a dress code).

Bam! My right leg goes up in the air and I fall down the stairs like a cartoon with my buttocks hitting 3 or 4 steps before i finally landed. I was mortified I had a bunch of people staring at me and chuckling, including my friends lol

Chemistry in highschool: I invented for my friends a silly song to be able to remember all kind of chemistry bonds and their differences and characteristics. So one day while I was singing it the prof popped behind me and she was like:

Apparently she didn't thought it was clever and lost all the esteem she had for me.

Highschool, lab classroom: we had a skeleton and other random tools. Had the brilliant idea of using a rolling pin to put it at the skeleton's crotch to look like..yeah you get it. Problem is that after the chuckles I forgot it there and few moments later history teacher arrived and hell broke loose.

Walking down the street with best friend, we were talking of sex toys and masturbation practices...in a very colourful and detailed way too. At some point we noticed that for the whole time we had a lady walking near us who was staring down shocked with her eyes wide open.

Many random accidental flashing at the sea.

Had an orgasm at the gym while training(but no one noticed!)

Forcefully pulled off the covers from a guy who just woke up(that's when I first learnt about it).

Countless situations where my naiveness made me believe the most ridiculous things. Spreading from mockery to full lenght conversations with double meanings without realizing.

Other situations that are however R rated and shan't be shared on here.

I'll post more if they pop to my mind.

*** be steppin'! That's actually very clever if you came up with it yourself for other people. The teacher was a moron if she denied the strength/originality of mnemonic devices.

Also, incoming 30 likes for the public orgasm.