Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

The peaches will be ripening on the tree soon. Don't tempt me. Have you had home-made vanilla ice cream with peaches? OMG! O-M-G!

/has a seizure

My wife and I trade off the breakfast/lunch making. Most days she goes to work at 6 am while I'm always going in at 10...so it's usually me making both meals, BUT! on the days when she's off I'm always like "hey........my lunch ain't gonna make itself >:c" lol

/tempts

Also, I don't put fruit in my Ice cream... bleh...

/steals all the peaches

Not to influence you too much, but you would not regret getting one. They are ridiculously useful for everything! And they last forever, my mom-in-law still has the same one that she had twenty years or so ago and it still works great.

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I appear to be awake!

PEACHES COME FROM A CAN THEY WERE PUT THERE BY A MAN IN A FACTORY DOWNTOOOOOOOWWNNNNNN

Nah... you're still asleep...

You don't understand. If I don't have something specific to ask for for a holiday my mother buys a bunch of country, cutsie-poo, decorative crap out of a catalogue (that doesn't match anything in my house) or miscellaneous crap that I don't want/need. Examples: Funnel cake kit, mini-old-style popcorn maker (I don't eat popcorn! That's the kicker!), standard to metric kitchen scale. All of which are bulky and just take up space in my pantry or cabinets.

Also, sometimes she totally ignores my requests. Nice wine decanter equals goofy colored, plastic margarita pitcher with matching glasses with squiggly stems.

/picky

If I had my own way,
I'd eat peaches everyday!

Oh, okay! You must be my magical talking pillow then! /curls up with pillow, dozes.

can I go die now :|


Gonna eat these chicken fries if it kills me lol.

I've been called that by some...

Man if you're going to die eating something it should be something more magical than Chicken fries... or hilarious... ***gone viral son...

Presidents of the United States of America... you slay me...

I want a stand mixer =/ I love making bread.. Just too damn expensive.. Right now I knead with a hand mixer and dough hooks or my food processor (depending on the type of bread I'm making and how much) for most of it, then I hand knead for 5-10 mins.. Seems no matter how long or short I knead with either machine for... It still requires some good old fashioned hand kneading to get it right.

The video was great!



They cornered the draw on ninjas before the internet made them a thing with...What was that site? realultimatepower.com or .net? Can't remember.

Gimme

the goal is to make at least all B's these two summer semesters.
Going to make studying for class an addiction. Or at least try cuz im sick and tired of college. I just want to pass everything gtfo and get a decent paying job

/ties big bow around it and sends it to Drac

Totally agree, but I've never been able to get it right. My German grandmother made the BEST bread!

The real world isn't as fun though.

lol! /comfort! I don't like asking for specific things, so my parents send ridiculous stuff sometimes. When we lived in an apartment with no lawn, they sent us humongous wooden snowman lawn ornaments for Christmas once. Through the mail! Those things probably cost more to ship than to buy! We didn't have any place to put them (not even to store them really, our place was tiny) and we don't even like decorating for Christmas. xD I hate to admit it, but we said thanks and that the snowmen were adorable, then took them straight to Goodwill.

Parents. They are crazy!

Edit: Plus sometimes I can't ask for specifics, because they would completely disapprove of what I want. "Can I have five million and two Anne Rice novels, Mom?" "Uh ok, let's see what Anne Rice writes about... WHAT!? VAMPIRE EROTICA?! Here, have a daily devotion guide and ANOTHER Bible, you apparently need it!" xD Even though I don't even read the erotica stuff, just the fun novels.

Since we're not at the cabin a lot we heat water in a big oil drum and use some kinda hose connector thingy for showers and stuff (and electricity from a generator though we don't use it much) and he makes bread by digging under the fire and putting a pot thingy with dough in it and it's awesome >_> lol

at least you get money instead of giving money for your efforts to get a fancy piece of paper now

Hrm, no, I'm pretty sure I -am- awake!

/facepalm

Oh God! Christmas decorations from parents are the worst, aren't they? Yeah...I've done the same with many items. It's just bad when they come to visit and notice that what they bought you has magically disappeared. AWKWARD! LOL!