Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

Then you are a Canadian abomination.

And how in the hell did you survive the trip through Texas? Even our winters are hotter than your summers, and you are lucky enough to not get hit with the high humidity 95% of the year. You should have melted unless you had your AC set for antarctic.

Id go live in Canada, legal weed, good wine and silence.

Like anyone prosecutes weed possession anymore. And you can ship wine to where you are.

As for silence, well, there's that. But for me, the nearest neighbor is a little over a mile away, so I already have silence.

You forgot to mention that it lasts all the way to the middle of May.

Then why live in Canada? It's cold 9 months of the year there.

You would do better in places like Missouri or Wyoming.

And damn it, this website is making me want to start playing FFXI again.

Although I'm not going to.

Things are starting to take a turn for the better.

:blobmorning:

Thought you were already?

Nope. FFXIV, but even then I haven't really logged in in over a week.

I didn't know the US is waging war on Canada this year. I figured that was next year, during the election.

Yuck Canada.

And yuck you!

I play both, but Legends just doesn't have anything that interests me enough to do anything more than login bonuses right now.

OMG HUGS IS SPYING ON ME! SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH!!!!!

*shoots at the imaginary people in the yard*

Turtle sleeps in a rocky den because he's not a citizen.

Why blue? Why not red? Or pink?

Colorist!

Yes i have but its been 20 years lol. Not exactly something you open every day... in fact i prolly have a bottle somewhere in my cellar, they age quite well. Next time i have cake i should open it.

Welcome back is up ....

>Play DnD
>Lose one character from the group because guy wants to make a new character.
>before we're able to meet new character we get into a fight with 2 wolves and a polar bear.
>Kill them without too much issue. (I did hurt myself using a cone attack but it was relatively fine)
>Keep walking
>Hey look, 2 more wolves!
>Wait a minute...
>2 more wolves!
>another wolf!

>2 wolves team up on me, one scores a crit.
>Get knocked out.
>another member heals me then uses a 3rd level spell
>get knocked out again.
>healed again
>member uses another 3rd level spell then starts to book it back to a magical protection barrier that we had made to camp for the night. Tell us to fall back.

>all this time our npc companion has been attempting to solo 2 wolves with a tiny *** dagger

>My character is all about protecting people/justice so I go to save him because he's a derpy/flighty character that doesn't understand much.

>Kill 1 wolf with my extra attack.
>Pick up npc and begin running back to camp.
>Whole time our member using a gun has been firing off everything they can. Is basically out of ammo at this point, trying to knock back everything following me so we can actually get out of there.
>We forget we're in deep snow so me and the gunner can only move at half speed while the mage has *** snow shoes and moves at full speed.
>Wolves have *** 50 move speed
>Can't escape
>Use a bonus action to add extra damage rolls and kill wolf that followed me with my second swing.
>This whole time we're trying to make sure we actually kill these things as quickly as possible because usually if they're low enough on health during their turn they instantly try to frost breath which will kill my 9 hp having ***.
>Mage and gunner are still trying to kill the last wolf.
>In a last ditch effort, run over to wolf and we all smack it down as quickly as possible, killing it just before its turn.
>We have survived with 0 ammo, me at 9 hp and having been knocked out twice, and the mage being completely out of spell slots.

All of this, because we lost 1 character from the group...

Problem solved!