Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

As some of you know, I had the urge to play Skyrim so I ordered a copy for PS4 because I'm a console peasant.

Anyway, I shared this with the mods so I figured I'd share something I like to do with you guys.

Just a heads-up, I always make female Imperials but this works regardless of race or gender.

I always side with the Empire and I always make sure to buy the house in Riften. Why? Simple, on the back porch, there's a fork and knife that are, for some reason, wieldable as weapons. I take the fork.

At the end, when Ulfric tells Tullius to let the Dragonborn kill him because it'll make for a better song, I strip completely naked and pull out my fork.

Bards will sing for ages about Jarl Ulfric of Windhelm's rebellion being brought to an end when he was killed by a naked Imperial woman wielding a dinner fork.

Never sided with the stormcloaks(?) Riften/Markarth are great.

No, I side with the Empire because an Empire divided can't hope to fight back against the Thalmor and the Aldmeri Dominion. Hammerfell successfully seceded from the Empire but at great cost, the Aldmeri Dominion has a specific bone to pick with the Nords because of Talos worship, something the Redguards don't really do and thus for Skyrim to secede, it'd be suicide for them without the backing of the Empire and the White-Gold Concordat to keep the Thalmor somewhat at bay.

The Stormcloaks winning means Skyrim would fall into pure Aldmeri rule in a few years because Nords are magically inept and the Altmer are not. Brute force won't destroy the Dominion.

Stopped there for scare.

It's not perfect, it's a stall. Let them go sniffing about for Talos worshipers while we regain our strength.

Is that what that is? I think that's what we have. My niece bought him so, I have no idea what he is. Pretty dogs tho.

That and let's face it.

Ulfric and many of the Nords are insufferable xenophobes.

Edit: I tend to be a Companion first and worry about the rest...

...never, really. I don't do the main storyline. Ever. 600+ hours and I've never finished it.

There are dungeons to crawl in and bad guys to kill, and doing the storyline means too many people who deserve to die but are flagged as essential.

I do the civil war because I need a room full of former Jarls and stewards to rubber band my levels. >.>

Also, I occasionally like to walk in and FUS-RO-DAH the entire room for laughs.

*Reading the new gear released, randomly noting that there's a Store TP+5 Attack+25 and DEX+10 Ring that has WHM listed on it*

...I feel so outta the WHM gear meta now, lol.

I just want Fallout 4 to work again with my mods.

I'm getting really angry and I don't have the time to spot check every last mod to figure out where the *** the conflict is. The load times in that game are stupid long and I simply can't be *** around with what my free time like that.

It's a troll by SE. They think that WHMs heal by beating the crap out of people.

It's here.

I am ready to be...dovahkiin, The Psycho of Skyrim.

She who will shout obscenities so loud that it knocks grown men to their knees, pulls dragons from the sky, and occasionally freezes or burns people to death.

Oh, won't this be FUN?!

I feel you on this, and in a wider general sense.

I feel like I sleep through 1 update and suddenly everything in FFXIV is different. People used to ignore Spell Speed but now that's a thing, but I have no idea how much of a thing.

Apparently I need to fuse accuracy into everything on SCH, probably for the savage content, but I don't even do that stuff.

I keep misreading that "Bizzarro politics" as brazzers politics.

Why is the wall he built so... sticky?

Eh can do better than that 4/10

I typed too much of that stuff yesterday, my smut tank needs time to recharge.

It takes time to fill her it up.

Eh, even that one feels like a stretch...

I'm saving this, Imma use it often keke

Here's a better one.

SCH always needed Acc, since everyone wants a DPS SCH :P

I lived for spell speed even when doing T9.... Im not sure why it took everyone so long to love it, its amazing!!

The Acc thing is actually a problem for healers now though, as if you don't fully meld ACC on your gear it's nearly impossible to meet Savage Acc requirements.

That said if you're not doing Savage it's rather moot.

For Spell Speed, I think the biggest issue is that since Heavensward began it's almost always been the best stat for every class when it comes to dealing damage.

SCH's damage is mostly based on DoT's though and since SS effects DoT ticks it ends up being much better damage wise, but I'm sure many people probably assumed that since they're "similar" to SMN they'd have similar stat weights which probably caused the most confusion.

Yall need more parry

Oh I remember all that.. I was a SCH main and I actually didnt like SMN in that game XD

Even after Heavensward I was told I was dumb for liking SS so much... It saved our *** in Alex hard tho :x

I quit right after... A8.. got bored :x

Drac once sent me a profile on Lodestone of an MCH who had Parry on his relic and VIT melds

I always liked CRT so I could blow better bubbles.