Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME!

last week we had some thunder storms roll through... I couldn't sleep a wink and my bad knee started acting up... so I broke out the aspercreme and that's when I discovered a weird growth on my leg....

it reminded me of something that happened a long time ago...
do you want to hear about it!?

ear hair
skin tabs
liver spots
UNTREATED MEDICAL CONDITIONS

I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY YOU LOUSY LITTLE SHITS!!!

Ugh. The worst. Just the worst. They've both become staples in my life since I hit 32 or so.

Brutal. Especially those skin tags. Those things are just horror shows. I thought I had cancer the first time I found one.

What are skin tabs? Never mind. That's what Google is for. :/

You two have the potential for diabetes?

Well, I mean, I have a pancreas and I'm alive, so...yes?

That particular link is purely correlative at this point though. Even at my most out of shape my blood work was always in good shape in all ways, including A1C and the like.

Linkshell Ni... Linkshell 2. Ni is the other man.

and if talking about diabetes doesn't work... we'll discuss pilonidal cysts and matlock until they surrender...

never give in. Never surrender

I agree wholeheartedly. my stupid brain cells are going to lose a battle tonight!

I apologize if I've started a war. I'll have to quit watching cartoons for the sake of the harmony of ffxiah.

No, I like when the war broils up. It makes the Ni posters more active, and I like most all of them, so it makes me happy.

one time I hurt my elbow getting wet clothes out of the washing machine...oh right.... you probably have never seen one... they look like this...



/smells the air around you
one of your parents may have used one... once....

they are big and loud and your clothes smell slightly better when they come out of them... they are mostly made of magic... the laundry fairy takes away your filthy clothes that you left in a heap on the floor in the corner of your room and then puts them in these magical boxes which copies them and teleports clean cloths identical to the ones you had minus the dirt into your dresser drawers

sometimes the laundry fairy needs help so I was lifting clothes out and popped my elbow capsule which made a horrific sound and

my arm hurt for a whole year

ONE WHOLE YEAR

have you ever fallen down and gotten a booboo and the pain went away after mommy or daddy gave you kisses to make it feel better?

When you get old booboo kisses stop working and when you get a booboo the pain NEVER GOES AWAY!

AND THAT IS WHAT YOU HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TOO!!!

good enough, I like cartoons.

Have you ever forgotten you had clothes in the washer for a couple days. Really cancels out that smells-good effect.

I have a 21 and 17 year old so I have found the laundry that my kids started and never switched out...

/barfs

Windows. SmartInk. Adobe. Dell. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Helpdesk kept balance between the Windows Updates, SmartInk Applications, Adobe Readers, and Dell Optiplexes. But that all changed when the Adobe Readers attacked.


Adobe Update borked all our stuff!

Comcast doesnt exist here in brit land

*uses my power to decloth Nikolce in front of everyone, then runs away laughing*

My sister is all kinds of *** up.

When her clothes get dirty, instead of washing that 100 dollar shirt she just bought, she goes out and buys another 100 dollar shirt. And she can't figure out why she's broke.

this is what I was talking about...it doesn't exist in ohio either I had to google it...

pffft. just ring my doorbell.... I learned that trick from my old pops to keep door to door salesmen away...

my back hair will haunt your nightmares forever...

My dad is 73 years old. Before I moved to another province, he would still answer the door in his 50 year old undies.