Idiot Boy said: »
Some free *** time
Remember Rooks:
*ahem*
You don't always have to *** her hard.
In fact, sometimes that's not right to do.
Sometimes you gotta make some loooooooove
And ***' give her some smooches, too.
SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO SQUEEZE
SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO SAY PLEASE
SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO SAY "HEY!
I'm gonna *** you softly.
I'm gonna screw you gently,
I'm gonna hump you sweetly.
I'm gonna ball you... DISCRETELYYYYYYYYYHEEEEEEEEEEE"
And then you say, "Hey I bought you flowers."
And then you say, "Wait a minute Sally,
I think I got something in my teeth,
could you get it out for me?"
THAT'S ***' TEAMWORK!!
What's your favorite posish?
That's coo' wit' me, that's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAAAAAAAR!!!
AND THEN I'M GONNA LOVE YOU COMPLETELY!
Then I'll ***' *** you discretely...
AND THEN I'M GONNA BONE YOU COMPLETELY
But then...
I'm gonna FUUUUUUUUU*********** YOUUUUUUU HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAARRRRRRRAAARRRRRRRDDDDDDDD!!!!
*ahem*
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrdddd
*edited to make teh Googs happy