By Ragnarok.Derethkizal 2016-07-02 10:47:59
I feel left out for genuinely enjoying every single new pokemon game. People don't understand anymore that more complexity = more fun.
I still remember that triple battle in which I took out some kid's mewtwo-y on the first move with my Honchkrow's sucker punch. Whooooooh. His other 5 were also hacked legendaries.
If you're going to play Pokemon as an adult, play pokemon to win :D it is a man and woman's game pretending to be a "kid's game".
If it were up to me there'd be two versions, one rated T for Teen and one rated E. The "teen" version would be much more complex and feature adult-er themes such as THA GRATE POKEMANZ WAR in which pokemon clearly die after being attacked after fainting.
I would waste my time on a pokemon webcomic if I didn't have better things to do like scratching itches and itching scratches. It'd be good but I'd have to learn to draw again. The last pokemon I drew was a Dragonite smoking drogues.
Regardless they'd be able to battle each-other, just no talking. In pokemon you talk with the gimmicks you use, not the mic.
I imagine my volcarona being hit repeatedly by a Talonflame's "brave bird". There'd still be guns, obviously. They'd be used to execute the pokemon trainers who had their whole pokemon teams killed. The pokeball is not a necessity besides to protect the pokemon from being hit again after fainting.
Larry, my multiscale dragonite, is the first one I bred to be 5iv in 6th gen from a japanese wonder traded dratini. The wonder trade thing is wonderful.
ALSO GIVE SOME HOMELESS SOME FOOD AT A CROSSROADS FFS FOR WIZDUM.