Signs Of Too Much FFXI(ing?)

I got this bad habit of creeping into ppl, and just before im goin to scare them i think "hmmm. sneak attack!"

Buwahahahaha, that's awesome. True, but awesome. XD

When you find yourself talking to people with using the auto-translate words, like saying a lot of "Gather Together," "Take Care," or even "Thanks for the offer but I have to pass."

I went outside one cloudless summer day, looked up at the sky, and wondered why my weather effects were turned off, and how to turn them back on.

@_@;

I use numerous auto translate phrases in rl, as well as brb, wc

I also, when playing, talk instead of type. It takes me a minute to figure out why everyone is ignoring me... O-o

Also, for the last 4 months i dream about ffxi.... atleast once a night.... and have nightmares about jaggedy eared jack

Is that odd?

Oh lol and my gf and I almost ALWAYS use our in game names, but we met in game so....

My friends at school told me that I do this a lot: \o\

I've said "Gather together" in a sentence too many times XD And I've used emote phrases too much irl, i.e., sighs dejectedly, etc.

>.< friends asked me to out drink and party and i said " sorry man i don't have gil atm".....

thats too much FFXI D:

A while ago when i went by bus to the next city i looked up throu the window into a cloudless blue sky and the first thing that came in mind was "meh how plain, gotta turn on weather effects again"

I've got 3 things. First for me, since I am on vent alot, sometimes when I'm on vent and I get a phone call I'll take off my headphones and have them at my neck, but when I go to talk into the phone I keep pressing the vent button so everyone on vent is like "What movie?" "Hi?".

Next, I learned how to cook some things in real life based off of FFXI ._.I just find things that look close to the icon or sound almost the same and mix them together.

Finally, this is my friend not me, he tends to sleep talk and one night he ended up shouting "STFU Noob!" which scared the crap out of me.

reffering to consecutive strikes in bowling as an "exp chain".

Also i was once driving and a learner driver just missed hitting me while undertaking, so i shouted "you *** noob" other people in the car thought i was on drugs and gave me the "should you be driving" look.

im also constantly spamming ctrl+l/p on AIM and wondering why the hell nothing's happening.

Though success is less then 10%, I usually break my synth!

lmao , i so think about this when i scare ppl, and im good at it btw ^^

lol one day i was in the movies the movie was done so i was so far of my house so i said warp... alot of pps just saw me and started to laugh of me xD

Warp would be great... lol

Saying LOL out loud is kinda embarrassing, and I've found myself doing that alot.

Find myself talking english to ppl all the time (I live in sweden), so had my computer sent to get repaired. They call me up and told me what was wrong with it, that they might have to reinstall my OS. Then they ask me if I'd like an english version of my OS instead of a swedish one, and I'm like "well, yea i guess...", thought it was kind of an odd question for them to ask, until I hang up and my friend asked me why I was speaking english with them on the phone..

Always messing things up with ESC and TAB button.

When I day-dream at school about the stuff I gotta do later that day, I usually think about what job I am going as. After I really think about it for about 10min I'm just like wtf this is real life.

I'm terrible at not thinking before i speak, my dad said he couldn't find his keys last week and i asked if he checked his delivery box.

I was at a party one night, i phoned my friend and asked for a D2 instead of a lift home.

I was on a long bus trip and i fell asleep, when my friend woke me up i asked him if Tiamat popped, got a very funny look, lol.

When I'm going out and get asked if I've got everything i automatically think echo drops >.>

LOL I did the same thing! The best moment I have was when my brother and I we're watching the news and the anchor was talking about how bad the economy is on Wall St. I looked over and said to my bro, who does'nt play ffxi, "Those damn RMTs are ruining the economy!" He said "What is RMT?" and thats when I started to crack up.

/check him and see that he is still rank 1 bastok without a subjob and say "oh thats right your a noob XD" lol

Some of the stuff people do on here really cracks me up lol

Last night i was talking to a friend on the phone and her height is around 4' 5'' and she was insulting me next thing i know i yell at her you are one stuck up , mean annoying TARUTARU , she yelled at me wtf is a tarutaru u are retarted and hanged up on me......i think i been playing too much.

when you start giving your co-workers Titles i.e "lunchroom bandit"

someone calls you a SOB and you chuckle XD

THAT'S effin awesome!

before school started and I wanted Rec sports, I thought to myself, Which job would I take? Took me another week to realize that this was real life lol

The Rabbit of Caerbannog ~Exerpt of Monty Python's Holy Grail.~

[clop clop clop]
[whinny whinny]
GALAHAD:
They're nervous, sire.

ARTHUR:
Then we'd best leave them here and carry on on foot. Dis-mount!

TIM:
Behold the cave of Caerbannog!

ARTHUR:
Right! Keep me covered.

GALAHAD:
What with?

ARTHUR:
W-- just keep me covered.

TIM:
Too late!

[dramatic chord]

ARTHUR:
What?

TIM:
There he is!

ARTHUR:
Where?

TIM:
There!

ARTHUR:
What, behind the rabbit?

TIM:
It is the rabbit.

ARTHUR:
You silly sod!

TIM:
What?

ARTHUR:
You got us all worked up!

TIM:
Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!

ARTHUR:
Ohh.

TIM:
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

ROBIN:
You ***! I soiled my armour I was so scared!

TIM:
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

GALAHAD:
Get stuffed!

TIM:
He'll do you up a treat, mate.

GALAHAD:
Oh, yeah?

ROBIN:
You mangy Scots git!

TIM:
I'm warning you!

ROBIN:
What's he do, nibble your bum?

TIM:
He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!

ARTHUR:
Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!

BORS:
Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!

TIM:
Look!

[squeak] <insert Jaggety Eared Jack here> ROFL.. Pls read on..

BORS:
Aaaugh!

ARTHUR:
Jesus Christ!

TIM:
I warned you!

ROBIN:
I done it again!

TIM:
I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

ARTHUR:
Oh, shut up!

TIM:
Do they listen to me?

ARTHUR:
Right!

TIM:
Oh, no...

KNIGHTS:
Charge!
[squeak squeak squeak]

Ok.. if you guys like Monty as much as I did.. just go here and finish reading.. I've prolly ate the entire page here.. LOL

You get the point... ROFL...

Enjoy!!!

Memorable Monty Python Holy Grail Quotes
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail-21.htm

Called my driving licence my "chocobo licence" waaay too many times, followed by the people im talking to giving me the confused "wat?" look.

yea i thought it was hilarious, i caught myself and went.... (um...) wtf