MS Paint Challenge: Week 38

Alrighty, ladies and gents, this crazy week's topic is "Bizarre Items".


Vana'diel is chock full o' tasty lore, and strange items are no exception. Ever wonder why Goblins have Counterfeit Gil? Or why Orcs carry Nyumomo dolls? Draw up some truly strange items from Vana'diel that would make even the Antiques Roadshow proud(or confused/angry/depressed)!


Official rules:

1. Only MS Paint is allowed for submitted entries.

2. Use IMG tags to post your submission, no URLs please.

3. If you want to play, submit your entry in a reply.

4. Try to post at least one work in progress along with your entry.

5. No voting for yourself.

6. To vote for someone post a reply saying "I vote for (Name in Bold)"

7. Entry submissions open Monday, voting ends the following Sunday night/Monday morning.

---

Previous Themes:
-Mario
-Pokemanz
-Vampires
-Cartoon Characters
-Things you used to do when young...
-You and your FF11 char.
-Your Pet and/or Dream pets.
-Battling the beastmen
-Your first NM encounter
-Your favorite movie, FFXI version!
-Your FFXI character in an Olympic Sport!
-Your favorite FFXI NPC!
-Your FFXI character working for your favorite restaurant!
-If FFXI wasn't an MMORPG as it is... what would it be?
-Your FFXI character Trick-or-Treating
-Decorate a Pumpkin
-Make up your own superhero!
-Your Character in a Decade
-Your FFXI Character as a Celebrity
-any FFXI character with their new real life purchase
-Things that make your character make the "WTF" face
-What your FFXI character does after you've logged off
-You and FFXI Monsters
-Switched Realities: Planet Earth & Vana'diel
-Summons that should have been
-Gender Swap!
-XI and Parents!
-You and your NPCs and/or Pets/Autos!
-Your character cosplaying!
-Your character in fiction bewks!
-Significant Moments in FFXI
-Dreamy Lovers
-Race Reversal
-The Seven Deadly Sins
-Famous Historical Figures
-Vanadiel's Dirty Little Secrets!
-FFXI Events!

Something seems amiss here! lol Suddenly the Orcs with dolls seems either really adorable or incredibly creepy in a "oh look a free dolly over in that dimly lit cavern" way.

Dear god... the places my mind just went <.<

EDIT: Anye, Rawks <3 ;P

Erim I borrowed your spray can thing. . - . It was really fun to use.

WIP

Fingernail Sack





im tierd :1

haha, so cute. The 2nd panel is way too reminiscent of a creepy kid in FMA that's been popping up recently in the storyline.

Lol ;~; Creepy taru ftw!<3

<o/ /salute!
And, OMG CAI--I THOUGHT THAT TOO. XD

Omg, so adorable and gross at the same time <3 XD

Eyeball soup mmmmm



WIP

So cute Yuzu! and poor hecteyes ; ; When I was leveling cooking I remember being excited about crafting eyeball soup because it always reminded me of that scene from Temple of Doom lol.


I took the food route too, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's Uberkuchen !



WIP

Shotzie, I had no idea that item existed XD Once again it's beyond adorable @.@

Cheese Sammich +1


I'd be afraid if there was a random floating white box around my cheese sammich. D:

WIP

Poor cheese sammich ;~;

Lol @ everyone using food items so far. I originally was going to go with "Tarutaru Stool" but it seemed kinda gross XD

I'll probably be putting out multiple works this week. Plenty of time while I camp NMs for Magian Moogle stuff.

Samwell's Shank


He'll stab a ***!

Saved over WIP.

Here's what the item is. >.> http://wiki.ffxiclopedia.org/wiki/Hobgoblin_Chocolate




submission:




WIP

Sorry it's kinda nasty. I couldn't help it. -.-;;;;;

THE POOPERS? Reminds me of that Slurm episode of Futurama. lol

I <3 the new avvie Yuzumoooo ^^b

I'll eat a cheese sammich anytime white box or not :3

I actually searched for the panties on here to see if they existed lol. My gullibility skill rose .2 ._.

Hobgoblin chocolate does totally look like poo XD

(thereiusedallmyemoticonsfortheweek!)

Ramuh.Itsuko /vote

Sorry for neglect this week, dearest mspaint thread! Too much going on lol. Voting Itsuko.

Itsuko :)

chibisaturn

Who knew poop could be so... Kafkaesque?

Voting for Chibisaturn :D! I find the second Goblin to be really cute for some reason. *_*

Chibisaturn

Countan', youz gots 12 minoots.

Chibisaturn

Chibisaturn wins it! Congrats! C'est deliceux! lol

wow! i didnt really see that one coming. lol ^^;

thankies guys :D that kinda made my day. ^^b

i hope i can think of a topic. o.o