Helloooooooo Black Mages of Vana'diel!
So, I was chillin' in Dyna-Buburimu this evenin' when some dragons and crabs were all up in my (read: Urial's) grill! I be like, "Bitch, be kickin' it a little much. Better coo' his ass down with some Nuke-AGE!"
An' what does he do? Bitch dragon (and crabs) be like, "What's up, motha fucka?! You only be hittin' for 150 and 99? I seen LAWLPUPs pump out betta nukes than yo' sorry ass!"
So Black Mages! I gotsa level witcha... I ain't got a clue what be nukin' fo' BOOM DAMAGE and what be tossin' back on some Wiza' gloves fo'
Mind helpin' a Mithra out?