Problem is... I'm a diabetic AND an alcoholic.
Ever danced with the devil? xD
(Oh look, another opener... and makes me look like a HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE lush!)
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haha merely a flesh wound!!!
Bismarck.Gaspee said: »
Problem is... I'm a diabetic AND an alcoholic.
Oh god, I dated a diabetic alcoholic.
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Bismarck.Josiahfk said: »
you two might be the only ones, I'm definitely not one lol
I really try not to be! But when Im walking distance to like 3 gay bars. and then the West Hollywood gay bar strip is like less than a miles away its kinda hard!
It wasn't bad in that sense, he'd just get sick literally every time he drank, lol.
Fenrir.Sylow said: »
It wasn't bad in that sense, he'd just get sick literally every time he drank, lol.
Bismarck.Gaspee said: »
Fenrir.Sylow said: »
It wasn't bad in that sense, he'd just get sick literally every time he drank, lol.
I think I was more tame in college. After I graduated and had more income I could afford to go out drinking nightly... and still support my gay shopping habits!
It was pretty frustrating, but the breakup was surprisingly unrelated to that disaster train.
Fenrir.Sylow said: »
It was pretty frustrating, but the breakup was surprisingly unrelated to that disaster train.
Did you set his ringer to "Crazy Train"? :3
My girlfriend actually did that on my phone for one of my exs and I was laughing so hard; haha.
My partner was like, "Why is your phone playing 'Crazy Train'?"
I find the better looking gay men are, the more "issues" they have in my experience.
My ex, well call him "Bob," had a pot addiction. But I kinda let that slide just because he was cute. He would get angry/anxious while using his "prescribed" marijuana.
Then 4 months my bff is like "oh mike your boyfriend is an escort and does massages." I'm like wtf he isn't just a barber! Well that was the end of that ha!
My ex, well call him "Bob," had a pot addiction. But I kinda let that slide just because he was cute. He would get angry/anxious while using his "prescribed" marijuana.
Then 4 months my bff is like "oh mike your boyfriend is an escort and does massages." I'm like wtf he isn't just a barber! Well that was the end of that ha!
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Pandemonium.Scrumpet said: »
Fenrir.Sylow said: »
It was pretty frustrating, but the breakup was surprisingly unrelated to that disaster train.
Did you set his ringer to "Crazy Train"? :3
My girlfriend actually did that on my phone for one of my exs and I was laughing so hard; haha.
My partner was like, "Why is your phone playing 'Crazy Train'?"
I'm pretty sure I set his ringer to "I'm not actually in love with you but I'm afraid if I break up with you you'll destroy yourself."
Fenrir.Sylow said: »
I'm pretty sure I set his ringer to "I'm not actually in love with you but I'm afraid if I break up with you you'll destroy yourself."
Those are the ABSOLUTE worst! D:
Bahamut.Baconwrap said: »
I find the better looking gay men are the more "issues" they have in my experience.
My ex, well call him "Bob," had a pot addiction. But I kinda let that slide just because he was cute. He would get angry/anxious while using his "prescribed" marijuana."
Then 4 months my bff is like "oh mike your boyfriend is an escort and does massages." I'm like wtf he isn't just a barber! Well that was the end of that ha!
My ex, well call him "Bob," had a pot addiction. But I kinda let that slide just because he was cute. He would get angry/anxious while using his "prescribed" marijuana."
Then 4 months my bff is like "oh mike your boyfriend is an escort and does massages." I'm like wtf he isn't just a barber! Well that was the end of that ha!
Lol wtf! how does somebody hide that for so long xD
Gays are motherfucking experts at hiding facets of their lives from other people to whom they are close.
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....Well when you put it like that hehe.
Siren.Gunshy said: »
Lol wtf! how does somebody hide that for so long xD
It's called the internet! Its not like I run a background check on the men who I go out with. I kinda just ask they have no bench warrants and have a reliable source of income. The rest is gravy!
Bahamut.Baconwrap said: »
Its not like I run a background check on the men I go out with.
Sounds like you'd save yourself a lot addicts if you did! (maybe)
Siren.Gunshy said: »
Bahamut.Baconwrap said: »
Its not like I run a background check on the men I go out with.
Sounds like you'd save yourself a lot addicts if you did! (maybe)
I have a theory about gay men. "Gay men are like cars, the expensive pretty ones always have expensive maintenance. It's the hondas that give you the most mileage and are cheap to fix!"
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Bahamut.Baconwrap said: »
I have a theory about gay men. "Gay men are like cars, the expensive pretty ones always have expensive maintenance. It's the hondas that give you the most mileage and are cheap to fix!"
So, date Japanese men?
I am doing it wrong. :c
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Japanese men are hyper-repressed and it manifests as relationship insanity.
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Fenrir.Sylow said: »
Japanese men are hyper-repressed and it manifests as relationship insanity.
^
but they are so efficient! or is that German men / cars..
Fenrir.Sylow said: »
Japanese men are hyper-repressed and it manifests as relationship insanity.
I rather deal with insanity than latin men who you practically have to have a GPS monitoring device strapped to their ankle. They always cheat, never can be trusted, and always have some tie to their ex...
Edit: Oh and latin men always need to get physical or yell when they get into fights!
I like, always have ties to my exes too. I think that's because everyone I know missed something when it came to the whole "dating" concept, so I always ended up dating people I already had platonic ties to and were already embedded in my social circle.
Really switches up the whole mechanic.
Really switches up the whole mechanic.
When I say ties. I'm not talking platonic friendships. I'm talking sex-buddy ties.
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