FFXI LGBT Community, Who Are You?

1)At work i threw some stuff in the mixer and ran it. I came back and noticed the scaled water on my table. Looked from it to the stuff in the mixer, then back to it, then back to the mixer. After a few moments of mulling this over I realized the reason the stuff was still all powders was that I forgot to add the water

2)Some of our stuff takes longer to proof then others so those things go into the proofer earlyer then the rest (namely the cinnamon danish). Then when I'm getting the rest of the stuff ready I go to grab the tray of cream cheese pockets (well just pockets since no cheese in them yet) and come face to face with the cinnamon danish. Some more mulling happens and I relize that somehow my brain switched the 2 of them meening I now needed to stuggle to fill the 1/3 proofed super soft and somewhat slippery pockets while muttering profanities.

3)I get to a traffic light and stop to wait for the cossing signal. So I'm standing there waiting and then the Do not walk sign starts flashing and i facepalm because I've been standing there stairing at the Walk signal for the past 30seconds like a noob.

4)I may have washed my hair twice in the shower. I have no idea if I had done it the first time but looking back I think I did.

5)And lastly been playing ff14 and been wondering why I am suddonly more squishy for the past hour and a bit. I finally realize that my shield was not equiped XD