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 Bahamut.Stanflame
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By Bahamut.Stanflame 2009-11-10 07:06:46  
Bahamut.Kelia said:
Cry more please stan


not crying lol. just making a point which is justified.
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 Fairy.Jorden
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By Fairy.Jorden 2009-11-10 09:34:57  
Stanflame,

I do understand where you are coming from. I have been in linkshells that were as you described so I do know it can be frustrating. That is one reason why I have chosen not to them at this time and just do what I want to do, salvage seven days a week. Salvage is fun for me and I do enjoy it. I do understand this is not for everyone.

We do all need to remember, this is a game and supposed to be fun. If it is not fun..there is no point! I do this for entertainment!

Best wishes in your future, be it end game, hnmls or salvage!

~Jorden
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By Fairy.Gillmaree 2009-11-10 11:11:32  
I would say it's fairly obvious from this thread that a large percentage of people spend more time in front of their computers playing FFXI than they devote to their real life. 100 minutes per day for Salvage, 3+ hours for Dynamis, 2 hours for Sky, maybe 2 hours for Limbus, not to mention Sea, Assault, Nyzul Isle, Einherjar, CoP, ToAU, ZM, WoTG, Missions, Quests and the new adds all equal a HUGE chunk of time spent NOT getting an education, NOT going to work, NOT taking care of family etc. "Only missed a couple of runs because I stupidly let rl get in the way"? (Or words to that effect). That sums it up for me. The majority of players can quote stats for the game and gear at you until the cows come home, but most can't put an intelligent sentence together with proper spelling and punctuation, AND many can't even hold a conversation without every other word being a cuss word or tell you what has been going on in the real world in the last 24 hours.

I have said it before, and I will say it again. FFXI accomplishments don't qualify to go on your resume. It's a game, and will disappear from your life soon enough. Enjoy it as it is meant to be enjoyed, have fun with it. :)
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By Fairy.Lilman 2009-11-10 14:41:55  
Fairy.Gillmaree said:
I would say it's fairly obvious from this thread that a large percentage of people spend more time in front of their computers playing FFXI than they devote to their real life. 100 minutes per day for Salvage, 3 hours for Dynamis, 2 hours for Sky, maybe 2 hours for Limbus, not to mention Sea, Assault, Nyzul Isle, Einherjar, CoP, ToAU, ZM, WoTG, Missions, Quests and the new adds all equal a HUGE chunk of time spent NOT getting an education, NOT going to work, NOT taking care of family etc. "Only missed a couple of runs because I stupidly let rl get in the way"? (Or words to that effect). That sums it up for me. The majority of players can quote stats for the game and gear at you until the cows come home, but most can't put an intelligent sentence together with proper spelling and punctuation, AND many can't even hold a conversation without every other word being a cuss word or tell you what has been going on in the real world in the last 24 hours.

I have said it before, and I will say it again. FFXI accomplishments don't qualify to go on your resume. It's a game, and will disappear from your life soon enough. Enjoy it as it is meant to be enjoyed, have fun with it. :)


I will agree with you that most people who put 18-20 hours a day into this game are in this situation. However, I do not like how you mis-paraphrased my quote, and changed the entire meaning. I stated that I missed a few runs due to me being stupid with irl things. That is completely different from what you stated. So what if people choose to play a game?

I find school to be boring, do I still attend it? Of course, but when you excel at it, you need something to keep your mind. So then you say work, well, some of us worked hard in school, while maintaining a healthy bit of leisure time in this game, and managed to pull off massive scholarships or even full rides to colleges to further our education.

I'd love to dissect your paragraph even further, but it makes no difference. Some people can afford to spend time in this game, enjoying themselves, and it doesn't always take a toll on their real life. All I ask is that when you quote, please make sure not only that you get the words correct, but that you understand the meaning behind the words that are said. Also, be very weary of generalizations, this is a very diverse game, even in it's dwindling time period, but it still holds many different people, so your description, no matter how broad, will likely only affect a few of the thousands of players who still play.


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By Fairy.Tbest 2009-11-10 14:53:11  
Fairy.Lilman said:
Fairy.Gillmaree said:
I would say it's fairly obvious from this thread that a large percentage of people spend more time in front of their computers playing FFXI than they devote to their real life. 100 minutes per day for Salvage, 3 hours for Dynamis, 2 hours for Sky, maybe 2 hours for Limbus, not to mention Sea, Assault, Nyzul Isle, Einherjar, CoP, ToAU, ZM, WoTG, Missions, Quests and the new adds all equal a HUGE chunk of time spent NOT getting an education, NOT going to work, NOT taking care of family etc. "Only missed a couple of runs because I stupidly let rl get in the way"? (Or words to that effect). That sums it up for me. The majority of players can quote stats for the game and gear at you until the cows come home, but most can't put an intelligent sentence together with proper spelling and punctuation, AND many can't even hold a conversation without every other word being a cuss word or tell you what has been going on in the real world in the last 24 hours.

I have said it before, and I will say it again. FFXI accomplishments don't qualify to go on your resume. It's a game, and will disappear from your life soon enough. Enjoy it as it is meant to be enjoyed, have fun with it. :)


I will agree with you that most people who put 18-20 hours a day into this game are in this situation. However, I do not like how you mis-paraphrased my quote, and changed the entire meaning. I stated that I missed a few runs due to me being stupid with irl things. That is completely different from what you stated. So what if people choose to play a game?

I find school to be boring, do I still attend it? Of course, but when you excel at it, you need something to keep your mind. So then you say work, well, some of us worked hard in school, while maintaining a healthy bit of leisure time in this game, and managed to pull off massive scholarships or even full rides to colleges to further our education.

I'd love to dissect your paragraph even further, but it makes no difference. Some people can afford to spend time in this game, enjoying themselves, and it doesn't always take a toll on their real life. All I ask is that when you quote, please make sure not only that you get the words correct, but that you understand the meaning behind the words that are said. Also, be very weary of generalizations, this is a very diverse game, even in it's dwindling time period, but it still holds many different people, so your description, no matter how broad, will likely only affect a few of the thousands of players who still play.
You sure are modest... What were you saying about dissecting a paragraph? It's a good thing you're not going for an English major, isn't it?
*wary
*its
Run-on sentences
The list goes on...
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By Carbuncle.Noobozaurusrex 2009-11-10 14:56:42  
Fairy.Khaiden said:


OUR SCHEDULE IS 9PM PST... EVERYDAY. It's important that you can attend every run, we will not take anybody who will miss a day.


So, I know I'm not the only one who is thinking this, so lets turn it into a fun game rather than a forum about arguing and bitching.

Khaiden and your Salvage team:

Wow, you people should get a [fill in the blank].


Here, I'll start:

1) Job
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By Fairy.Vegetto 2009-11-10 15:36:23  
Carbuncle.Noobozaurusrex said:
Fairy.Khaiden said:


OUR SCHEDULE IS 9PM PST... EVERYDAY. It's important that you can attend every run, we will not take anybody who will miss a day.


So, I know I'm not the only one who is thinking this, so lets turn it into a fun game rather than a forum about arguing and bitching.

Khaiden and your Salvage team:

Wow, you people should get a [fill in the blank].


Here, I'll start:

1) Job

Not everyone works the night shift
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By Fairy.Tbest 2009-11-10 15:38:30  
Fairy.Vegetto said:
Carbuncle.Noobozaurusrex said:
Fairy.Khaiden said:


OUR SCHEDULE IS 9PM PST... EVERYDAY. It's important that you can attend every run, we will not take anybody who will miss a day.


So, I know I'm not the only one who is thinking this, so lets turn it into a fun game rather than a forum about arguing and bitching.

Khaiden and your Salvage team:

Wow, you people should get a [fill in the blank].


Here, I'll start:

1) Job

Not everyone works the night shift
Or has to get up early and can't stay up that late every night of the week. :P Staying up til 1:30am EST or later and getting up at 5-6am the next day just doesn't work for most people. Most people need 6+ hours of sleep, not ~4-5.
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By Sylph.Beelshamen 2009-11-10 15:39:32  
Carbuncle.Noobozaurusrex said:
Fairy.Khaiden said:


OUR SCHEDULE IS 9PM PST... EVERYDAY. It's important that you can attend every run, we will not take anybody who will miss a day.


So, I know I'm not the only one who is thinking this, so lets turn it into a fun game rather than a forum about arguing and bitching.

Khaiden and your Salvage team:

Wow, you people should get a [fill in the blank].


Here, I'll start:

1) A brain.

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By Carbuncle.Akada 2009-11-10 15:41:25  
I apologize to everyone about that idiot called Noobozaurusrex.

; ; Carbuncle is not that bad, I swear!. D:
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By Fairy.Tbest 2009-11-10 15:42:11  
No worries, we don't judge you based on him. =)
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By Carbuncle.Akada 2009-11-10 15:43:22  
No, but seriously, that kid is a *** tool
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By Sylph.Beelshamen 2009-11-10 15:44:55  
"OUR SCHEDULE IS 9PM PST... EVERYDAY. It's important that you can attend every run, we will not take anybody who will miss a day."


If you read this and don't think it's exceedingly disturbing, I suggest you take a break from this game as soon as you can. That's all.
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By Carbuncle.Akada 2009-11-10 15:46:51  
No, I think that's disturbing. >.>b.
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By Phoenix.Baelorn 2009-11-10 15:56:43  
Disturbing is an LS that recommends you neglect your children if you don't want to be kicked from their shell. And yes, these shells exist.
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By Bahamut.Stanflame 2009-11-10 16:44:26  
Fairy.Gillmaree said:
I would say it's fairly obvious from this thread that a large percentage of people spend more time in front of their computers playing FFXI than they devote to their real life. 100 minutes per day for Salvage, 3 hours for Dynamis, 2 hours for Sky, maybe 2 hours for Limbus, not to mention Sea, Assault, Nyzul Isle, Einherjar, CoP, ToAU, ZM, WoTG, Missions, Quests and the new adds all equal a HUGE chunk of time spent NOT getting an education, NOT going to work, NOT taking care of family etc. "Only missed a couple of runs because I stupidly let rl get in the way"? (Or words to that effect). That sums it up for me. The majority of players can quote stats for the game and gear at you until the cows come home, but most can't put an intelligent sentence together with proper spelling and punctuation, AND many can't even hold a conversation without every other word being a cuss word or tell you what has been going on in the real world in the last 24 hours.

I have said it before, and I will say it again. FFXI accomplishments don't qualify to go on your resume. It's a game, and will disappear from your life soon enough. Enjoy it as it is meant to be enjoyed, have fun with it. :)



There is nothing wrong with doing salvage. you get home from work school ec, college and go online during 8pm-12 am est then log off. This is enough time to join their static and do salvage.

There is nothing wrong with 7 day a week salvage.

It does not constitute to not having a life either. I have a life and do end game. You can't say no one here is not getting an education or has no life. You do not know about living conditions, and circumstances that make people able to play the way they do. everything has a reason and a purpose.
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By Bahamut.Stanflame 2009-11-10 16:45:07  
Phoenix.Baelorn said:
Disturbing is an LS that recommends you neglect your children if you don't want to be kicked from their shell. And yes, these shells exist.


Yup
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 Carbuncle.Noobozaurusrex
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By Carbuncle.Noobozaurusrex 2009-11-10 20:28:32  
Carbuncle.Akada said:
I apologize to everyone about that idiot called Noobozaurusrex.

; ; Carbuncle is not that bad, I swear!. D:



lol, it is that bad, dont be fooled by Akada. Carbuncle has a lot of JPONRY players after 1am CST. And also, Akada, has it not occurred to you yet that I act like a complete ***/idiot on purpose and for the lolz?

I'm an attention ***, I love stressing people out, and I like to give people in general a reason to be jealous/dislike me. iRL, I'm a really nice, outgoing, funny guy. I like long walks on the beach, shaving my pubes, drinking socially w/ friends. If you're interested please send me a /tell and maybe we can meet up and have sex? I mean...go for a ride in my 2008 Limited Edition Dodge Challenger SRT8, she's #3282/6400, but you'll always be my #1 ^^



just in case you didn't believe meh. ^^
lol, PWNT.
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By Fairy.Disc 2009-11-10 20:58:15  
Are noobasaurus and beelshamen the same person? They both sound equal in stupidity.

And Tbest, why are you picking on Lilman's grammar? ...

Some people are just so HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE.
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By Fairy.Lilman 2009-11-10 22:39:34  
Fairy.Disc said:
Are noobasaurus and beelshamen the same person? They both sound equal in stupidity.

And Tbest, why are you picking on Lilman's grammar? ...

Some people are just so HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE.


Nah, it's all good Disc, he thinks that I was trying to show that I was educated, and could use propter grammar, and the like. However, as he also mentioned, my major isn't English, nor do I profess to be an English-extraordinaire. So I don't really take it to heart. Can I string a semi-coherent sentence together? Yes. That's all that matters. I'm a pure business/mathematical major, so if he feels the need to critique my grammar, by all means, be my guest Mr. Engineer.
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By Carbuncle.Kyri 2009-11-10 22:45:40  
ive met and ptd with both noob and aka, they are both nice players and i have no problem with them at all. in fact im currently pting with noob. carby however does have a large ammout of jp only night people so it is difficult here to make a late night salvage. im interested in a group tho
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By Fairy.Vegetto 2009-11-10 22:46:04  
Carbuncle.Noobozaurusrex said:
Carbuncle.Akada said:
I apologize to everyone about that idiot called Noobozaurusrex.

; ; Carbuncle is not that bad, I swear!. D:



lol, it is that bad, dont be fooled by Akada. Carbuncle has a lot of JPONRY players after 1am CST. And also, Akada, has it not occurred to you yet that I act like a complete ***/idiot on purpose and for the lolz?

I'm an attention ***, I love stressing people out, and I like to give people in general a reason to be jealous/dislike me. iRL, I'm a really nice, outgoing, funny guy. I like long walks on the beach, shaving my pubes, drinking socially w/ friends. If you're interested please send me a /tell and maybe we can meet up and have sex? I mean...go for a ride in my 2008 Limited Edition Dodge Challenger SRT8, she's #3282/6400, but you'll always be my #1 ^^



just in case you didn't believe meh. ^^
lol, PWNT.

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the *** I know, Jessica. She is really *** hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to *** her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my ***. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my ***. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch *** is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm *** her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my ***. There had to have been about two pints of *** everywhere. People say I *** like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
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By Caitsith.Alriath 2009-11-10 22:49:08  
Fairy.Vegetto said:
Carbuncle.Noobozaurusrex said:
Carbuncle.Akada said:
I apologize to everyone about that idiot called Noobozaurusrex.

; ; Carbuncle is not that bad, I swear!. D:



lol, it is that bad, dont be fooled by Akada. Carbuncle has a lot of JPONRY players after 1am CST. And also, Akada, has it not occurred to you yet that I act like a complete ***/idiot on purpose and for the lolz?

I'm an attention ***, I love stressing people out, and I like to give people in general a reason to be jealous/dislike me. iRL, I'm a really nice, outgoing, funny guy. I like long walks on the beach, shaving my pubes, drinking socially w/ friends. If you're interested please send me a /tell and maybe we can meet up and have sex? I mean...go for a ride in my 2008 Limited Edition Dodge Challenger SRT8, she's #3282/6400, but you'll always be my #1 ^^



just in case you didn't believe meh. ^^
lol, PWNT.

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the *** I know, Jessica. She is really *** hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to *** her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my ***. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my ***. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch *** is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm *** her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my ***. There had to have been about two pints of *** everywhere. People say I *** like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.


Just.. lol.
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By Hades.Cheyne 2009-11-10 22:50:24  
Fairy.Vegetto said:

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the *** I know, Jessica. She is really *** hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to *** her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my ***. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my ***. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch *** is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm *** her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my ***. There had to have been about two pints of *** everywhere. People say I *** like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.


You sir, are *** awesome.
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By Lakshmi.Zaps 2009-11-10 22:57:08  
Hades.Cheyne said:
Fairy.Vegetto said:

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the *** I know, Jessica. She is really *** hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to *** her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my ***. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my ***. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch *** is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm *** her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my ***. There had to have been about two pints of *** everywhere. People say I *** like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.


You sir, are *** awesome.




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By Khaiden 2009-11-10 23:38:40  
Edited for laughs and kicks and to not sound so demanding!
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 Carbuncle.Noobozaurusrex
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By Carbuncle.Noobozaurusrex 2009-11-11 00:05:15  
Fairy.Vegetto said:
Carbuncle.Noobozaurusrex said:
Carbuncle.Akada said:
I apologize to everyone about that idiot called Noobozaurusrex.

; ; Carbuncle is not that bad, I swear!. D:



lol, it is that bad, dont be fooled by Akada. Carbuncle has a lot of JPONRY players after 1am CST. And also, Akada, has it not occurred to you yet that I act like a complete ***/idiot on purpose and for the lolz?

I'm an attention ***, I love stressing people out, and I like to give people in general a reason to be jealous/dislike me. iRL, I'm a really nice, outgoing, funny guy. I like long walks on the beach, shaving my pubes, drinking socially w/ friends. If you're interested please send me a /tell and maybe we can meet up and have sex? I mean...go for a ride in my 2008 Limited Edition Dodge Challenger SRT8, she's #3282/6400, but you'll always be my #1 ^^



just in case you didn't believe meh. ^^
lol, PWNT.

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the *** I know, Jessica. She is really *** hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to *** her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my ***. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my ***. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch *** is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm *** her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my ***. There had to have been about two pints of *** everywhere. People say I *** like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.




LMFAO!!! Super cool story bro!! only prob is, and I think others can agree w/ me, PICS OR GTFO!! Unlike you're humorous and ridiculous story, I can provide pics...lots of them. Nice try tho, I give you +1 and an "E" for effort! :D

Enjoy ur 1996 Honda Civic douche. ^.^
 Lakshmi.Aaroca
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By Lakshmi.Aaroca 2009-11-11 00:24:37  
Vegetto ftw.
 Carbuncle.Taintedone
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By Carbuncle.Taintedone 2009-11-11 03:07:10  
Fairy.Vegetto said:
Carbuncle.Noobozaurusrex said:
Carbuncle.Akada said:
I apologize to everyone about that idiot called Noobozaurusrex.

; ; Carbuncle is not that bad, I swear!. D:



lol, it is that bad, dont be fooled by Akada. Carbuncle has a lot of JPONRY players after 1am CST. And also, Akada, has it not occurred to you yet that I act like a complete ***/idiot on purpose and for the lolz?

I'm an attention ***, I love stressing people out, and I like to give people in general a reason to be jealous/dislike me. iRL, I'm a really nice, outgoing, funny guy. I like long walks on the beach, shaving my pubes, drinking socially w/ friends. If you're interested please send me a /tell and maybe we can meet up and have sex? I mean...go for a ride in my 2008 Limited Edition Dodge Challenger SRT8, she's #3282/6400, but you'll always be my #1 ^^



just in case you didn't believe meh. ^^
lol, PWNT.

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the *** I know, Jessica. She is really *** hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to *** her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my ***. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my ***. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch *** is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm *** her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my ***. There had to have been about two pints of *** everywhere. People say I *** like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.


Veg:

Full of win.



Oh and Noob, didn't forget about you. See below.


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By Carbuncle.Noobozaurusrex 2009-11-11 03:43:19  
Carbuncle.Taintedone said:


Oh and Noob, didn't forget about you. See below.

Full of win.






LMFAO, this nub goes to ebaumsworld...*** fail.

Oh, and Taintedone, keep thinking you're funny and good looking, maybe someday, some ugly fat *** will have low enough esteem to date your ***. But me, well, ppl like me can be shallow and cocky. ;)

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