ALL TRUMP!!! ALL THE TIME!!!

Nah, if I wanted a spat with you, I'd have gone for it. You are exceptionally easy to trigger.

*Takes a sip*

Do go on.

No because I don't care to look at who owns what. But just like we don't care about Infowars or Breitbart, we don't care about any tabloids.

January20: I know more about viruses than anyone.”
January 22: “We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China. It’s going to be just fine.”
February 2: “We pretty much shut it down coming in from China.”
February 24: “The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA… Stock Market starting to look very good to me!”
February 25: “CDC and my Administration are doing a GREAT job of handling Coronavirus.”
February 25: “I think that's a problem that’s going to go away… They have studied it. They know very much. In fact, we’re very close to a vaccine.”
February 26: “The 15 (cases in the US) within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero.”
February 26: “We're going very substantially down, not up.”
February 27: “One day it’s like a miracle, it will disappear.”
February 28: “We're ordering a lot of supplies. We're ordering a lot of, uh, elements that frankly we wouldn't be ordering unless it was something like this. But we're ordering a lot of different elements of medical.”
March 2: “You take a solid flu vaccine, you don't think that could have an impact, or much of an impact, on corona?”
March 2: “A lot of things are happening, a lot of very exciting things are happening and they’re happening very rapidly.”
March 4: “If we have thousands or hundreds of thousands of people that get better just by, you know, sitting around and even going to work — some of them go to work, but they get better.”
March 5: “I NEVER said people that are feeling sick should go to work.”
March 5: “The United States… has, as of now, only 129 cases… and 11 deaths. We are working very hard to keep these numbers as low as possible!”
March 6: “I think we’re doing a really good job in this country at keeping it down… a tremendous job at keeping it down.”
March 6: “Anybody right now, and yesterday, anybody that needs a test gets a test. They’re there. And the tests are beautiful…. the tests are all perfect like the letter was perfect. The transcription was perfect. Right? This was not as perfect as that but pretty good.”
March 6: “I like this stuff. I really get it. People are surprised that I understand it… Every one of these doctors said, ‘How do you know so much about this?’ Maybe I have a natural ability. Maybe I should have done that instead of running for president.”
March 6: “I don't need to have the numbers double because of one ship that wasn't our fault.”
March 8: “We have a perfectly coordinated and fine tuned plan at the White House for our attack on CoronaVirus.”
March 9: “This blindsided the world.”
March 13: “National emergency, two big words.”

I'm still waiting for you to give more laughable defense of Trump. Do tell us how suggesting flu vaccine for coronavirus is an appropriate thing for a leader to do.

That was a quote from a roundtable task force with administration health officials and heads of pharmaceutical companies. He asked if a seasonal flu shot could help. They said, "No." There's your context. He wasn't speaking to the nation directly, he wasn't suggesting that people do it, he literally asked a question to health professionals and they responded. That's it.

That was a quote from a roundtable task force with administration health officials and heads of pharmaceutical companies. He asked if a seasonal flu shot could help. They said, "No." There's your context. He wasn't speaking to the nation directly, he wasn't suggesting that people do it, he literally asked a question to health professionals and they responded. That's it.

But remember kids

Democrats Good
Republicans Bad
Orange Man VERY VERY BAD

We said that as satire yet it's no longer distinguishable from reality. President can take a dump, and the press would report him as racist because it was brown. All the locals would then vigorously agree with the press on Trumps racism against brown people.

That was a quote from a roundtable task force with administration health officials and heads of pharmaceutical companies. He asked if a seasonal flu shot could help. They said, "No." There's your context. He wasn't speaking to the nation directly, he wasn't suggesting that people do it, he literally asked a question to health professionals and they responded. That's it.

But remember kids

Democrats Good
Republicans Bad
Orange Man VERY VERY BAD

We said that as satire yet it's no longer distinguishable from reality. President can take a dump, and the press would report him as racist because it was brown. All the locals would then vigorously agree with the press on Trumps racism against brown people.

That was a quote from a roundtable task force with administration health officials and heads of pharmaceutical companies. He asked if a seasonal flu shot could help. They said, "No." There's your context. He wasn't speaking to the nation directly, he wasn't suggesting that people do it, he literally asked a question to health professionals and they responded. That's it.

That was a quote from a roundtable task force with administration health officials and heads of pharmaceutical companies. He asked if a seasonal flu shot could help. They said, "No." There's your context. He wasn't speaking to the nation directly, he wasn't suggesting that people do it, he literally asked a question to health professionals and they responded. That's it.