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Bow down to Piko Han !
Leviathan.Draugo
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Bill Braski once met Pikohan, they were both impressed.
I heard Piko and came as fast as I could.
Take that as you will. Bahamut.Lexouritis
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This is actually Pikohan in RL.
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Pikohan even slays the runway as the Victoria Secret Angels hail him with kisses
Leviathan.Draugo
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Pikohan uses namas arrow as whm/brd, yea I said it /brd he has 5 songs as frickin /brd, and namas arrows all the things from the back line while main healing and buffing.
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If Piko Han /anon, it's hard to tell what job he is on.
If he is on RDM or dnc, he'd parse top and keep everyone alive. If he is on whm, he'd still parse top and keep everyone alive. Bahamut.Lexouritis
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I once went to escha-Zitah to kill Azi Dahaka for my last 20 Domain Invasion Points. The new dragon Pikohan popped and everything died.
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I heard Disjoined Tarutaru is offering free wins for an autograph of Piko Han.
Rumor has it that SE developed a super secret rave chamber in Odyssey that spawns Discjockey Pikohan. Needs a full server alliance of BRDs, WHMs, CORS and GEOs. (Sorry Asura ;-;) If your alliance is sexy enough to get past the Bouncer Galkas stationed at the entrance of the super secret rave chamber, you have a chance to win lag free, wardrobe 999 extensions.
Meanwhile in Inquisition... Lexouritis is so bald, that he is hoping for toupee extensions to drop from DJ Pikohan's hairdresser instead. Pikohan so strong that this thread is immortal.
Leviathan.Draugo
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Piko Han turned in 5 pulse cells before doing any VW, the npc promptly gave him all the Panaponelia. No back talk, no hesitation.
Bahamut.Lexouritis
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Pikohan once ate an El Pachira Fruit on Bahamut, and Mireu finally died in Asura.
Leviathan.Draugo
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Piko Han gets CP from all mobs, not that he needs it.
When Pikohan cleared Rhapsodies of Vanadiel... In a cutscene, the goddess Altana got to see him.
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Just in case you don't know how to bow down to pikohan, properly:
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In the 75 era when ZNMs were new, it was Pikohan who gave Sanraku Zeni and pop-KIs.
I feel cool now!
/bow Piko :D You're walking in the The Sanctuary of Zitah.
There's no one around and your linkpearl is dead Out of the corner of your eye you spot him: Pikohan He's following you, about 30 feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He's gaining on you Pikohan You're looking for you chocobo but you're all turned around He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face Altana, there's blood everywhere! Running for you life (from Pikohan) He's brandishing a knife (It's Pikohan) Lurking in the shadows Vana'diel superstar Pikohan Living in the woods (Pikohan) Killing for sport (Pikohan) Eating all the bodies Actual cannibal Pikohan Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him But you're hopelessly lost yourself Stranded with a murderer You creep silently through the underbrush Aha! In the distance Dragon's Aery with a light on Hope! You move stealthily toward it But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a noob trap! Gnawing off your leg (Quiet, quiet) Limping to the aery (Quiet, quiet) Now you're on the drop off Sitting inside: Pikohan Sharpening an axe (Pikohan) But he doesn't hear you enter (Pikohan) You're sneaking up behind him Strangling superstar Pikohan Fighting for your life with Pikohan Wrestling a knife from Pikohan Stab him in his kidney Safe at last from Pikohan You limp into the dark woods Blood oozing from your stump leg But you have won; you have beaten Pikohan Wait! He isn't dead (Piko surprise) Death Penalty to your head and death in his eyes But you can do Blue Magic Body slam superstar Pikohan Legendary fight with Pikohan Normal Tuesday night for Pikohan You try to swing an axe at Pikohan But blood is draining fast from your stump leg He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck You're chopping his head now You have just decapitated Pikohan His head Topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Pikohan Leviathan.Draugo
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Pikohan doesn't TL:DR, he is TL:DR.
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Piko han removes monberaux's status effects
When Altana doesn't know the anwser, she consults with Piko han When Piko han crafts an hq1 or hq2 it breaks with no material loss. Piko's Duelists torques have Dispel +10 on them SE just haven't updated the icons yet
Leviathan.Draugo
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Pikohan never NQs, even without lua's, infact lua was invented knowing it still wouldn't compete against the Han.
Lua was actually reverse engineered from Pikohan’s crafting technique
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I was being harassed by a group of orcs in the forest the other day. Piko Han passed by and dropped 99k holyga II on all of them.
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