Random Politics & Religion #35: It's Turtle Time!

Liberals have almost no sense of humor.

Satire is hard, yo.

7.0 earthquake 10 miles from Anchorage, cities on tsunami watch.

Das is good

my eyes the goggles do nothing!

Explaining things to Canadians:

Oh no the Germans are mad at me !

How long before the earthquake is blamed on climate change?

Welp, blaming earthquakes on climate change is already a thing, so you might as well brace yourself.

I saw a post on facebook the other day...something along the lines of "love all the people who deserve you...and do away with all the negativity... " and then a few more things along those lines and lastly "smash the patriarchy"

and I was all...smashing the patriarchy sounds like a lot of work...

is there any chance you could start in the middle east and then catch us on the way around before you head over to europe?

and is it really that hard to clean up your room when your dad can't stand the smells coming out of there any more?

and how in the hell could "the patriarchy" possibly be bothering anyone else?

and of all the possible things that you could determine yourself to take head on...why the patriarchy?...who are their leaders?... and how the *** are you even going to find them?

are you going to go start kidnapping wives who look beleaguered?

smash the patriarchy... and then what? play bunko?

I've been looking for the patriarchy...turns out I was part of it all along...hmmm...interesting !

That reminds the next patriarchy meeting will be at Buffalo Wild Wings...9 PM also it is Hawaiian shirt day so...if you want to wear a Hawaiian shirt you can.

It's that damn Earth always up to no good !

See if we destroy the Earth we won't have any earthquakes problem solved !

It's an Alex Jones Halloween ! lol

Actually some earthquakes are from climate change. But not human caused climate change yet.

I'm talking the weight of glaciers removed at the ending of the last ice age. The earth slowly rebounding has caused more than a few. And it does rebound slowly.

i just found out today. i was worried at first but then the doctor told me it's dope as hell and we high fived

Hey Chanti, you'll love this one. Saw a news report on E tonight while the better half was watching tv. It's about how SJW's wanna edit the song "Baby it's cold outside" from Neptune's Daughter because it promotes rape culture. Also said Charlie Brown thanksgiving is racist and the original claymation rudolph promotes bully and is offensive to children.

They messing with my childhood classics!!!

george hw bush died RIP in peace

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Well Slore, the original Rudolf was bullied by the other reindeer but he overcame it. On the whole I call it a positive message on overcoming bullying.

The whole Charlie Brown universe was overwhelmingly white, but didn't exclude by design. They eventually added a black kid.

I don't know the song.

By my count that's that's two misses and a can't say.

yes you do...

you just forgot to take your remembering pills this morning

Its the Neptune's Daughter bit that threw me.

Titles cannot be copywritten.

If you ever needed a reason to despise the British Torys...

The Tories have voted that animals can't feel pain as part of the EU bill, marking the beginning of our anti-science Brexit

The Tories have already decided to scale back huge parts of what makes Britain the country we're proud of – today it's animal sentience, and tomorrow it could be something far worse

The Independent

Merry Christmas (almost) even to you scrooges out there !

Christmas is offensive to people that don’t believe in Santa Claus