Random Politics & Religion #29: Hypocrisy Edition

Was NorK behind the recent FFXIV DDoS attacks?

It's okay, we'll attack theirs right back. All 12 of their people that are allowed to use it will really regret forcing our retaliatory hand.

I ate a snickers I feel much better Zero

What are we doing here chief...

So there was another shooting at and around a school today..in Cali. And Trump gets on twitter and announces the FBI and others have arrived..in Sutherland Springs, Texas. Seems like he can't keep track of shootings, someone should put him to bed.

That's a cool I really liked the part where you expect the President to give a ***about everything you care about.

Anyone have the phone number for the Secret Service?

Good morning mental defects what is on the agenda today ?

1. Stop Russia

2. Think of the children.

3. Write a long crazy rant about racism

4. Go bowling come close to a perfect game realize your toe slipped over the line and mark it zero.

My friends we can do this we must do this. I want someone to break all 10 fallacies in a single argument. Such a feat will go down in history books as the worst post in posting history. An argument so stupid so inept that to dare read it you would fall off your chair. FFXIAH was built for this reason go patriots do your duty.

Diverting the argument to unrelated issues with a red herring (Ignoratio elenchi)

Insulting someone's character (argumentum ad hominem)

Assume the conclusion of an argument, a kind of circular reasoning, also called "begging the question" (petitio principi)

Making jumps in logic (non-sequitur)

Identifying a false cause and effect (post hoc ergo propter hoc)

Asserting that everyone agrees (argumentum ad populum, bandwagoning)

Creating a "false dilemma" ("either-or fallacy") in which the situation is oversimplified

Selectively using facts (card-stacking)

Making false or misleading comparisons (false equivalence and false analogy)

Generalizing quickly and sloppily (hasty generalization)

I'll get right on that sir...

/looks busy

See at this point in my life the crazy rants or the thoughts in my head seem to collide and I can't tell which is which...

yeah...they already made their assessment @3:00

Last time I checked in on the SS someone woman on a bike flipped off the President and went on NBC to talk about how it was the proudest moment of her life...well sister if this is the best moment of your life wait till you are a single 40 year old woman care taking a herd of cats in ugly slippers watching Lifetime movie wondering....what happened !

http://nypost.com/2017/11/06/woman-fired-after-giving-trumps-motorcade-the-finger/

We prefer the nomenclature "Basket of Deplorables"

"trumpettes" prompt an image of us all breaking into a carefully choreographed dance routine... and none of us have the legs for it...



not even our two resident underwear models...

Well, it looks like articles are being written on both sides of the aisle now calling for a reckoning with the Left due to their dismissal of the accusations laid against Bill Clinton, in particular the rape claims made by Juanita Broaddrick.

Essentially, the line of thinking is that the Left paved the way for womanizers by giving Clinton a pass, which dampens the allegations made against other offenders and turns Democrats into hypocrites when they lose their minds over lesser allegations against Republicans.

It also lends credibility to the notion that the Left's love affair with the Clintons (pun intended) and their unwillingness to acknowledge their transgressions inadvertantly gave us both Dubya and Trump.

So Bill Clinton paved the way to be a misogynistic *** that grabs em by the pussy while telling people we don't like "you're fired"....Mission Accomplished !

I hope Moore wins so when he gives a speech he says sure I may be a *** but I'm the best damn *** in Alabama !

IF the world is going to burn...might as well pour some gasoline on that *** and speed up the process.

https://www.secretservice.gov/contact/field-offices/

Enter a zip then pick a branch office, phone numbers are listed accordingly.

Side note: they have a “cool” website.

I enter my zip code and got a message saying "son get out of the boonies" we ain't got time for you small time crooks.

In other news, the Russian Ministry of Defense tweeted video proof that the U.S. has been backing ISIS fighters in Syria. Unfortunately, they were too dumb to realize that what they posted was a YouTube video with old Iraq war photos and cropped shots from a mobile phone game. Oops.

In related news, Russian intelligence is up in arms about these "10 things that your doctor DOES NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW!"

here's that crazy rant you ordered sir....


I admit I had no idea who roy moore was until this morning... I am loathe to investigate a lot of these copypasta faux outrage posts on p&r...sloth has a lot to do with it, but also a general feeling of contempt for people that wait around for someone else to tell them what to be upset about that particular day. chanti found some way to get paid to do it, but she won't share her income source so I don't give her any clicks... /shrug


Pleebo mentioned him being a religious zealot a couple of times...

/thinks

I didn't know that we were disqualifying people for their religious beliefs...sounds a little like you're stalin....

that'd be joseph stalin, Mr. General Secretary if you're nasty...

of course pleebo didn't post a link so it took a while for my curiosity to finally win out over my laziness and I finally looked him up....

roy moore

oic...he's the ten commandments guy...
he's been removed from the bench a couple times...
/keeps reading
this guy is as crazy as nine cats in a burlap sack...

who did he run against in the primary? david duke?...

our whole slate looked like the opening credits of a bad porno

Roy Moore
Luther Strange
Mo Brooks
Trip Pittman
Randy Brinson
Bryan Peeples
Mary Maxwell
James Beretta
Dom Gentile
Joseph Breault

moore looks fairly easy to beat based on his record alone...who the hell are the dems running against him? some bloated old party hack?

doug jones

yep.... nailed it. but he looks half way normal on paper what the hell is wrong with this guy? ...I wondered....

but then I got bored and wrote this wall of text instead...

Many of these names sound like they belong in a skin flick. Stay Classy Alabama.

Weren't some of the people in Cream at one point with Eric Clapton ?

Actually I just wanted an excuse to listen to a Cream song.