What do you expect King....
1) A topic about politics in a Random Politics & Religion thread.
2) A topic about religion in a Random Politics & Religion thread.
3) A coherent topic about the physics of space.
4) Kojo to stop *** up his bridges.
5) Texas construction workers to stop *** up IH35.
6) IH35 to actually be finished some time this century.
7) Rooks to fix the spoilers in this forum.
8) Rooks to bring back the edit button.
9) Fonewear to come back from hibernation.
10) Pleebo to lay the smackdown on your silly ***.
11) This land sell I have been waiting for for the past year to finally go through.
12) Trump to stop tweeting.
13) Trump to stop tweeting stupid ***.
14) Some sort of evidence showing Russian collusion with the Clinton campaign.
15) People actually giving a ***about the collusion between the Obama Administration and Clinton campaign during the election.
16) Porn, and lots of it.
17) Google to give me back the results of my query: How can you make an elephant and a donkey dance the Samba.
18) Google to give me back the results of the above query without having Sarah Palin dancing with Joe Biden.
19) Rick Perry to do something stupid in the Energy Department.
20) Rick Perry to blow up something in the Energy Department.
21) For Donny to finally get in his element.
22) Eliroo to come back from his vacay.
23) For my doctor to let me have my vacay.
24) Next week's Mega Millions numbers today.
25) Vyre to name his new puppy Sleepy McSleepington.
26) Lina to come back and post some more Brexit stuff.
27) Scragg to give me Admin.
28) Somehow, I gain superpowers here.
29) ???
30) Profit.