Random Politics & Religion #09

The best Chinese place I've ever been to also had double-digit health violations on a regular basis. WORTH IT.

You can really taste the dog meat !

The free market at work. Mmm, I can taste the intestinal distress.

There is no good Chinese or Japanese restaurants in San Antonio.

Sushi Zushi comes close, but nothing can substitute the real deal.

Protip: After living in Japan for several months, I got in the mood for Mexican, found a place in Osaka, worst Mexican restaurant I have ever been to. Went there 3 times afterwards.

It's the American diet at its finest. It tastes so good, but it's so bad for you. Except in this case it has less to do with getting you fat than it does with giving you E.Coli.

At least it's not Chipotle~

The real Chinese plot to take down America.

Terrible delicious 'Chinese' food, killer WalMart toys, currency manipulation, siphoning American wealth and staying under the radar while Mexico takes all the aggro.

Clearly none of you have ever been to Amsterdam and tried Wok-to-Walk.

Hey, I like Wok-to-Walk!

A 30-40 tall fence would absolutely drastically cut down the flow of illegal immigrants crossing the Mexican border. If you don't think so go stand on the edge of the 4th story of a parking garage or something, look straight down and imaging climbing down the side on a rope or a ladder. The fear would paralyze most people.

It will be running through a wasteland that no American visits or sees yet just knowing that it is there will for some reason infuriate liberals living on the coasts.

If you wanna stick with a design centered around impracticality, why not dig a moat on each side and fill it with alligators?

Yet del

Yet will delight conservatives who live in the heartland while infuriating conservative ranchers in border states who will lose land to eminent domain.

Cant wait to see the outrage when a multi billion dollar wall is defeated by a 200 dollar tunnel.

Its safer than Argentinos steak house chain but its still diarrhea. I enjoy it too after a few trips to the local coffee houses. Just drink lots and lots of water lol.

Make the entire border an obstacle course with American Gladiator style nerf bazookas and tennis ball guns.

If you can make it past Turbo, Ice, Nitro, and Thunder then welcome to America.

Clearly we're going to get Mexico to give us their land to build it. I mean, it's their citizens we're keeping hemmed in. Clearly they don't want to lose people. If they didn't want so many people they wouldn't keep having so many.

or something.

I think I've run out of *** to give.

Elect Trump. Build a wall. *** it. I'm male, white, and can pretend to be Christian.

Doubtful... Specs on the wall keep changing anyways and it doesn't really account for the tunnels being used to get people in either...

It will not be running through a vast wasteland that no American sees or visits either... If you haven't been paying attention they've already put up a fence which was wildly over budget and didn't adhere to its schedule... But yeah when they built that they ran into a great deal of issues with land disputes and in one case the fence actually cut off access to a golf course which is now between the border fence and Mexico lol... Not only are there disputes with people who live in the areas but there are difficulties with certain parts of the terrain as well... Have you actually looked into this beyond trump saying that he's gonna build it and Mexico is gonna pay for it?

Or go through it

Or under it

I hate heights but I'd go over that if it was my only real option, pretty sure the illegals agree. Probably a whole lot less dangerous than some of the routes they take to get in

I'm terrified of heights. But I think the thought of being buried alive by a local drug lord might push me over the edge, no pun intended, to conquer my fears.

Question remains:

How are they going to build a wall in the middle of the Rio Grande River?

/Texas Border Problems.

Better yet, what's a wall going to do here?



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Make it easier to cross, duh.

That's the secret genius of his plan. He pretends it's to keep people out, it's really to bring more cheap labor in!

Plausible deniability at its finest!

Many many years later:

THE WALL IS DONE BOYS. SET THAT FINAL BLOCK IN PLACE. WE'VE DONE IT.

*Mexican hot air balloon flies over the wall*

It's simple. Fill in the Rio Grande.

Isn't that was SAM missiles are for? To prevent bad Mexican food from crossing the border by air?

With bodies.

Going Attila up in the hizzy.

I'm guessing you never heard of the derogatory term from "fresh from the border illegals" made in Texas. We call them "wetbacks" for a reason....

*builds a US Border Wall made of moose and beaver and maple syrup*

STAY THE HELL IN YOUR TRUMP COUNTRY!

YOU'VE EARNED IT!

Turn into a gaitor reserve. I aint *** with no gaitors.