Fire Emblem Fates - Megathread

I'll just patiently wait.

Your waifu is being violated by Nohr troops. you monster

I know literally nothing about the waifus or husbandos involved in this game. But Hoshido has a ton of lance-wielding infantry units, so they win forever and always. I'll be a weeb if it means I can have an army of spearmen.

Nah.

Foolish Hoshidan scum. One good axe wielding solider and your army will be reduced to nothing!

Camilla?

Boobzilla might be strong. I see that she's a magic user too so her str probably isn't as high as a pure axe user. But I could just class change her so its all good~

Aaaand there's the update to my phone. Lol (Meaning I finally got my shipped push notification.)

First scene: QT Maids. It's like this game was made for me.

...and FINALLY my other delivery date; Monday. :)

So what I'm reading, it seems the game is 30 chapters long and so far (up to chapter 13?), each chapter has been a single battle. Feels kind of short for a FE so far.

Though, I had a feeling they'd pull some cheap bs like that, requiring us to pay for 3 games to get a whole one. Almost as bad as games that expect you to spend 30.00 in dlc to get what should have been in game >_>

Also, still can't decide on best girl D: So far I've narrowed it down to Oboro, Setsuna or Hana, but idk

I will say though, this FE seems to be easier than the older ones, seeing as (not counting restarting), only 2 units have died, when usually in a FE game by the point I'm in, I've lost like 4 lol And those two only died from those random units that deal 20+ dmg in a single hit, compared to the rest of the 1-7 hitters

Rhajat/Syalla for Birthright, Camilla for Conquest.

The ***, Amazon?! I mean, I'm glad it's here but get your ***together. >.>

Sunday and has yet to arrive.
was promised friday.

same reason I havent said *** this ***.

I saved 8 cents.

I saw that, 7 cents plus 1 cent tax!

So I just found out you can change characters clothes in this game, and I can have Corrin in a bath towel and nothing else. GoTY.

I'm gonna put a Fox Tail on my maid. Purely because of the -1 damage taken while in other castles or course.

game just arrived notification.

i am at work


grrrr

I thought about getting one for Rhajat. I dunno how it works otherwise, but if you want Rhajat's natural hair color, marry Hayato to Mozu, her hair color doesn't transfer over.

Good tip for fast marriage is to do a bunch of scout/challenge battles and pair the marriage candidates together and send them head first into battle; you get relationship+ for attacks and retaliation from enemy attacks.

I had one between Sakura and one of the other Hoshidoan siblings; "I bet their parents are so proud."

LOL.

false alarm.
empty note from UPS. Amazon status shows: "The delivery was signed by: JOHNSON"

WHO THE *** IS JOHNSON

>_> I got one of these that was hilarious and sad at the same time because it fit 100% to what happens when I'm interested in someone lol
"Way too attached ---> <---- Dreads meeting" D:

Amazon is all sorts of *** when it comes to shipping notifications.

Anyone know how often the weapon shop gets new weapons?

Not very often it seems. I've only seen it upgrade once so far and I'm on chapter 16?

Need one more Kodachi. Still using Yato. >.>

I can't find a perfect waifu D:

I dunno how I feel about the weapon system, it's certainly different. I liked having a standard progression path, with occasional more powerful rare weapons. I look at the weapons in this game and half the "better" weapons have some horrible thing like can't crit or follow up.