I still don't understand the "putting all the coal miners out of work" speech..who got fired for that garbage?.
put them all out of work why? because...nobody likes hillbillies? from west virginia? or their union didn't kick enough cash back upstairs?
Dear Dumbasses you can use coal to make useful things like steel.... like steel girders...used to build bridges... and we could maybe rebuild our bridges and infrastructure...create even more jobs... actually do something that would positively effect the economy rather than donate money we don't have to reeducate the hilljacks? They're fricken dwarves! they dig holes. wtf else are they gunna do!?
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I could have crafted a better campaign message on a bar napkin with a maraschino cherry stem...