First Official GOP President Announcement

Speaking of *** reads the last 3 pages !

Damn it now I want a burger and a hooker !

To end the discussion: sex is not a right it is privilege...that hookers do for a nominal fee !

Tell that to the woman I'm stalking ! Or as the ladies say "hey you in the bushes".

America: That place where you can watch someone getting banged in the *** on cable TV right before you crush their skull but hold the phone if we're gonna provide condoms!

Didnt you know, providing condoms is the same as endorsing legitimate rape.

But that is against my religion, sin of onan and all of that.

Why are you giving your kids hand-outs? They shouldn't receive a single bit of help from you if you want them to learn important lessons in independence.

Anyone who uses the word compound to refer to a place they live is obviously two degrees from going full Waco.

What about jamestown...that was a fun place. You got free drinks and everything!

Just don't try to leave or bullets will fly!

I don't know what that is, but it sounds good.

When it becomes "lair" or "fortress" is when we should really be worried.

You kidding me I'm still trying to board the Hale Bopp comet !

There is a spaceship on it that will take us to "blissville" !

I'm still trying to figure out how to get to Funky Town.

Somes guys kinda blog about it
Basically sexual release that won't result in procreation.

I was going to read that but I'm reached my reading limit for the day !

Pretty sure in Canada they have heroin clinics for junkies.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/11/world/americas/wus-canada-drug-safe-haven/

As far as masturbation clinics they call them sperm banks !

It's like being a deadbeat dad but getting paid for it !

Those of us with functioning logic centers may need to be walked through that one, lol.

Anyway, are you even aware what is being advocated here? (Rhetorical question. The cloud of cognitive dissonance here is so think that hobos can huddle under it for shade.) Rather than accept that poor people will *** whether or not you waggle your finger at them disapprovingly, the oh-so-logically-consistent conservatives here would rather engineer a society where sex is discouraged by making the various methods of birth control less accessible. Conversely, those of us living in reality would rather address the situation directly by facilitating that access as much as possible because we're aware that stopping people from sexing it up is as futile as debating with you. Additionally, the benefits of preventing as many unwanted pregnancies as possible runs completely in-line with the Conservative/Republican desire to remove people off the government teat (remember, most of those bennies go towards children).

Ironically, the former position is exactly the type of moral legislation that liberals are constantly accused of and runs completely antithetical to this totally clever cartoon from a few pages ago.

In fairness, he was simply imitating me by using the word that I used.

That'd be great if we hadn't systematically killed male fertility in the past 40 years. The average 18-year-old in 1960 could've personally fathered every person in the US born in the intervening 55 years. Nowadays, sperm motility and population is massively declined. Exo-estrogens and certain estrogen-like plastics are suspected to be major culprits.

Either way, it means that while we have greater need than ever for donor sperm, the clinics have trouble finding 18-35 year olds who can produce an adequate sample.

The real mind-bender for me on all this is that when Republican politicians and pundits get into discussions of sex and marriage, they regularly cite the many studies showing that Republican voters have more and better sex (according to self-report surveying, that is -- Dunning-Kruger may be lurking somewhere in those results).

If Republicans are happy *** (ignoring the many divorces, infidelities, and airport bathroom ***) AND think people should be responsible about not having kids you can't support, what do you say to a newly-married 18-year-old couple who can barely pay their rent and survive on ramen noodles and peanut butter sandwiches? "Stop ***, you perverts! Marriage isn't about S-E-X!"

But we aren't living in reality we are living in FFXIAH reality !

Wow. A form of responsibility. Bravo.

Giving out free stuff that's not necessary to live isn't in line.

You also can't force hobos to use it even if you personally went out and gave each them some birth control pills and a pack of condoms.

More than likely they'd try to sell it.

Lulz. At least that's a new one.

Being fair, he's not strictly wrong.

On the other hand, being so desperate for the basic essentials of life that you'd try to sell something you got for free (much less the many things you stole) is hardly indicative of the healthy economic baseline we want to foster.

Does anyone enjoy being hassled by the homeless and other kinds of unemployable layabouts? There's really only two possible responses, bring them out of their dire straits or kill them. It's strange that those tacitly in favor of the latter never grow a pair, act like an adult, and say so. What do you think happens when you cut welfare funding? I mean, provided you're not Altima and a *** moron and reading some conservative spin about Maine's Tea Party asshat governor (oh, by the way, Altima, I'm from Maine so I know what's really going on, I just don't respect you enough to bother educating you).

If I was homeless and needed some quick cash I would grab some birth control pills, sell them to junkies and tell them they're some kind of opiates. As long as they can crush em up and snort em, it would probably work for a quick buck.

We can tell when you finally figure out you're doing poorly. You tend to go into this mode.
Excellent way to defend your position by acting like a token liberal who thinks he knows everything but is always proved wrong.


You keep changing your question when you realize this.

So we are stuck with this.

None of this matter though because.
Being from Maine obviously trumps everything since....

You seem to think you know me so well, it's almost like you're deliberately evading a ban. Again. And apparently too chip-on-my-shoulder stupid to avoid falling into the same pattern as always.

Crazy thought, though, Altimaomega, before you get banned again: if you want to pretend that I'm the one who can't defend his argument, you might try actually defending your own argument for once. Almost every reply I've seen has been some version of "I'm going to impotently scoff" or "I learned the word 'straw man' last week, so I'm going to repeat that mindlessly." It belies your lack of data and skill when, as always, you're incapable of demonstrating either.