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 Odin.Godofgods
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By Odin.Godofgods 2014-12-07 11:15:12
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Woman Beats Her Boyfriend Into a Coma Over a Game Of Monopoly



Hooksett, NH – Police responded to a disturbance at a home and found Alyssa Ferraro, 21, in a state of panic because she had beat her boyfriend unconscious.

According to reports it all started over a argument about the game of Monopoly. Supposedly there was a argument about hotels and houses on properties when it got physical.

Its not clear who threw the first blow. But Alyssa Ferraro delivered the damaging one when just after things appeared to settle down she picked up a heavy book and caught her boyfriend with his back turned and knocked him into a coma.

The 21 year old woman has been remorseful for her actions and her boyfriend is out of the hospital with luckily no major injuries.

All I can say about this incident is cmon people, it’s just a game. SMH

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 Odin.Godofgods
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By Odin.Godofgods 2014-12-07 11:15:50
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i hope she wasnt using the car... Otherwise my token will be forever tainted..
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2014-12-07 11:24:58
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Hotels are serious business.
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 Asura.Ackeronll
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By Asura.Ackeronll 2014-12-07 11:27:56
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Financial troubles are the leading cause of divorce. If you don't include marriage that is.
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By Bahamut.Rulerofdarkness 2014-12-07 11:33:08
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Something tells me she won't be collecting $200 for passing Go any time soon.
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-12-07 11:36:40
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She could probably use a Get Out of Jail Free card.

G'nite, everybody!
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By Bahamut.Rulerofdarkness 2014-12-07 11:38:05
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Too bad she didn't have a...





Edit~ Oh screw you Mag.
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-12-07 11:38:47
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BEAT YOU TO IT!!!
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By Lakshmi.Aelius 2014-12-07 11:51:28
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The 21 year old woman has been remorseful for her actions and her boyfriend is out of the hospital with luckily no major injuries.

How do you beat someone into a coma and leave the hospital with no major injuries the same day?

EDIT:

Yeah, it's another onion-like 'news' site. I skimmed through it and found a bunch of BS newsstories. From Eric Duncan, the first ebola infected to die to rise from the grave and attack people before being shot by police to die again to Obama facing court charges in federal prison to FEMA's plot to kill us all by putting color coded stickers on our mailboxes.
 
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By Jetackuu 2014-12-07 13:08:47
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Odin.Godofgods said: »
i hope she wasnt using the car... Otherwise my token will be forever tainted..
That's my token, ***!

/hitsyouwithabook
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By Ragnarok.Yatenkou 2014-12-07 13:42:57
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It looks like she's

*Puts on sunglasses*

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By Odin.Godofgods 2014-12-07 14:31:13
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Jetackuu said: »
Odin.Godofgods said: »
i hope she wasnt using the car... Otherwise my token will be forever tainted..
That's my token, ***!

/hitsyouwithabook

bull****! Thats always been my piece! Dont you dare think you can use it!
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By Valefor.Endoq 2014-12-07 16:08:08
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i always use the boot because it helps for kicking butt :3
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By Asura.Ackeronll 2014-12-07 16:57:07
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Top Hat only. It's got class.
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By fonewear 2014-12-07 17:12:29
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Should have bought B&O railroad this would have never happened.
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By Shiva.Eightball 2014-12-07 17:42:55
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she's kinda hot... wonder if shes single now :o
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By Fenrir.Camiie 2014-12-07 17:51:25
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Shiva.Eightball said: »
she's kinda hot... wonder if shes single now :o

I hope you only read comic books.
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By Jetackuu 2014-12-07 21:21:02
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Odin.Godofgods said: »
Jetackuu said: »
Odin.Godofgods said: »
i hope she wasnt using the car... Otherwise my token will be forever tainted..
That's my token, ***!

/hitsyouwithabook

bull****! Thats always been my piece! Dont you dare think you can use it!


I'll go grab my mother's old encyclopedia set, brb.


anyone have some twine?
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By Odin.Godofgods 2014-12-07 21:33:30
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Jetackuu said: »
Odin.Godofgods said: »
Jetackuu said: »
Odin.Godofgods said: »
i hope she wasnt using the car... Otherwise my token will be forever tainted..
That's my token, ***!

/hitsyouwithabook

bull****! Thats always been my piece! Dont you dare think you can use it!


I'll go grab my mother's old encyclopedia set, brb.


anyone have some twine?

I have my fathers encyclopedia set! And his book collection right next to it! My car!
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By Jetackuu 2014-12-07 21:34:20
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Odin.Godofgods said: »
I have my fathers encyclopedia set! And his book collection right next to it! My car!

There's a library upstairs, and a few bookshelves on the floor above that, plus my school books.

I'll outbook you son.
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2014-12-07 22:15:53
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Lol facts I don't like but Monopoly is serious business, unless you play with family, then you just waste hours as no one makes any headwind at knocking others out the game.
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By Sylph.Oraen 2014-12-07 22:39:41
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As an overly competitive person who takes boardgames way too seriously, this is an exceptionally tame response.
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By Quetzalcoatl.Wakmidget 2014-12-07 22:40:17
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Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »
Lol facts I don't like but Monopoly is serious business, unless you play with family, then you just waste hours as no one makes any headwind at knocking others out the game.

The object is to force the other players into bankruptcy first. The last person with money is the winner.
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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2014-12-07 22:49:41
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By Voren 2014-12-08 01:11:32
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This reminds me of a photo I once saw, picture was of a note by an Xbox controller and there was a package of Twinkies as well, note read:

"Sorry I hit you with the controller last night, but here's some Twinkies you can eat while I give you an apology blow-job".

If the girlfriend is truly remorseful, I suspect she's going to go purchase some Twinkies.
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By Quetzalcoatl.Kenrusai 2014-12-08 09:44:19
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tbh if my girlfriend was as ugly as her, I'd wanna stay in that coma

then again, to get a girl like that the guy was probably really ugly, so I actually probably would have wished to have been killed by that book if I were him
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By Ragnarok.Zeig 2014-12-08 10:09:31
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Shiva.Eightball said: »
she's kinda hot... wonder if shes single now :o
Quetzalcoatl.Kenrusai said: »
tbh if my girlfriend was as ugly as her, I'd wanna stay in that coma

then again, to get a girl like that the guy was probably really ugly, so I actually probably would have wished to have been killed by that book if I were him
Opinions etc

But anyone feels like seeing Kenrusai's picture after that comment?
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By Ramyrez 2014-12-08 10:16:42
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Quetzalcoatl.Kenrusai said: »
tbh if my girlfriend was as ugly as her, I'd wanna stay in that coma

then again, to get a girl like that the guy was probably really ugly, so I actually probably would have wished to have been killed by that book if I were him

Because people -- especially women -- always look the best in mug shots, sans makeup, after they've clearly been crying too.

Unless you're Rick Perry. Then you just smile smugly, clearly having been allowed to get yourself GQ'ed up for your mugshot.
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By Quetzalcoatl.Kenrusai 2014-12-08 10:19:51
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oh wow didn't even notice someone complimented her appearance. It doesn't bode well for anyone to think that, but I'll be kind and assume it's just the area he lives in and the hideous girls there that make this creature look appealing.
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