Random Politics & Religion #00

I've never been a civil court case but I have watched Judge Judy !

FFXIAH P+R oath:

Do you swear to lie, misrepresent, twist, pander, overreact, doomsay, not cite anything and uphold the lowest standard of discourse so help you God?

No only on the forums in my everyday life !

Imaginary friends don't help anyone!

*sees a pot and stirs it*

FFXIAH does have standards they are click on the ads to keep the website online !

I never have been and, Cthulhu willing, I never will be.

Now watch for 30minutes as I shout in the most stereotypical Jewish accent possible.

Hot Japanese women want me????

*clicks repeatedly*

Defamation is stating something about someone that is not true and the other people acting on or believing those comments.

She made mean comments about his school and possibly being gay, about him needing to man up, etc but those weren't considered defamation.

Only two comments were considered defamation, the two comments dealing with his potential medical issues.

I've seen several episodes of Judge Judy. I'm practically an expert on the subject now.

Edit: Nvm, Fone beat me to the joke long ago.

People's Court theme > all.

*** that.

Give me Night Court.

Night Court sounds like a soft core porn title.

I coulda swore that the judge was Dana Carvey.

The similarity is uncanny. Too bad Dana Carvey destroyed his career with The Master of Disguise.

I miss the 90's Dana Carvey !

Oh come on, it wasn't that bad. There were a few funny parts in there. Like that part where, um... you know, where he... uhhhh... hold on, this could take a sec.

TURTLE TURTLE. And Brent Spiner fart jokes.

And people said Freddy got Fingered was bad? Easily beats this turd and The Love Guru.

Daddy would you like some sausage?

Ugh. Anything amusing about Tom Green went away with a few friends I had in college who liked him entirely too much our freshman year.

I would much prefer if we could combine Judge Judy with something like Maurey or Jerry Springer. That'd be great television.

What, Dr. Phil not doing it for you anymore???

Rip Torn made that *** movie.

I just want to know what happens after he is or is not the father.

And So It Begins.

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/arts/culture/la-et-cm-thomas-jefferson-confederate-statues-20150624-story.html
http://www.macrumors.com/2015/06/25/apple-removes-civil-war-games-confederate-flag/
http://nypost.com/2015/06/24/gone-with-the-wind-should-go-the-way-of-the-confederate-flag/
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-confederate-monument-lake-eola-petition-20150624-story.html
http://www.nola.com/politics/index.ssf/2015/06/lee_circle_statue_robert_e_lee.html
This is just a fraction of the crap people are in an uproar about. Who would have though banning the Confederate Flag would spiral into this..

If we ban Gone With The Wind because of slavery then we have to ban every single movie made and every book written about slavery and The Civil War including school history books and anything and everything that has a confederate flag on it Then we have to ban movies like Schindlers List because it shows a fairly accurate depiction of the Holocaust and other classic movies that depict WWII and show the Nazi flag. We have to ban The Diary Of Anne Frank because Anne writes about her Jewish family and friends living in an attic together in fear of being captured and tortured by the Nazis in WWII and they eventually were found and killed except for dad Otto. After all this is banned then we have to move on to banning anything do with the history of Native Americans, the massacres etc.. Books like Little House On The Prairie have to go because Laura describes in detail how Indians stormed into their home and terrified them etc... Where does it end? We can't hide from every ugly thing that ever happened in history. We have to learn it and learn from it so it doesn't happen again. History that is allowed to be forgotten is apt to be repeated.

Thats a huge slippery slope there. Honestly, the taking down of the glorious traitor shrines shouldve been done a LONG time ago. If you want to preserve history and the arts (Which, even though their subject matter is less than sociable, but they are stull works of art), put them in a museum.