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Leave it to burger king to make us feel again:
"We're all the same on the inside !" I'm not sure what is in a burger king burger but I'm sure it's love ! Leviathan.Chaosx said: » Let me know when you guys are ready for WWIII. Thinking it should start in Serbia again, for old times' sake. QUICK! Somebody find this man a Hapsburg! FFXIAH needs new material that doesn't involve cake! Can anyone point me to the passage in the bible that references gay wedding cakes and god's punishment for making one?
Is it one of the sins you turn into a pillar of salt for? Or like a lion headed scorpion tailed beast of the apocalypse deal with the lakes of fire and stuff... Offline
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Remember when gay marriage was an issue neither do I !
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » Can anyone point me to the passage in the bible that references gay wedding cakes and god's punishment for making one? Is it one of the sins you turn into a pillar of salt for? Or like a lion headed scorpion tailed beast of the apocalypse deal with the lakes of fire and stuff... It's in there in the back ! Offline
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I do know only God can judge me but I learned that from Tupac.
And you can survive five shots thug life ! fonewear said: » It's in there in the back ! Right there with the passage that says molestation is okay if you're a priest. 4 gay wedding cakes wins your town a small F3 tornado, didn't you know?
So many gay wedding cakes were being baked in Louisiana that God had no choice but to Hurricane Katrina the place. Scholars are debating if the squalor that is New Jersey or the large amount of NYC gay wedding cakes was responsible for Superstorm Sandy. Offline
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Yeah and where's Satan in all this? My prayers never get answered.
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I do think the prince of darkness cares what kind of cake you eat. But I'm not well versed in evil cakes...
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fonewear said: » I do think the prince of darkness cares what kind of cake you eat. But I'm not well versed in evil cakes... I don't remember the second of Carpenter's Apocalypse Trilogy movies having anything to do with cake...more like...vats of Satan goo... Satan is still tied up in court about that wrongful termination.
"Where the hell is my severance, Yahweh!" Offline
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Evil used to be evil now it is just rape and patriarchy. The standards for evil are sub par.
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Nope
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Unless you cut a baby out of a pregnant woman's womb. Get on my level !
fonewear said: » Evil used to be evil now it is just rape and patriarchy. The standards for evil are sub par. ISIS is bringing evil back. Offline
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fonewear said: » Unless you cut a baby out of a pregnant woman's womb. Get on my level ! Offline
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fonewear said: » I've seen more evil women in America. Offline
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This is what happens when I listen to Tupac. I pretend I'm a thug *** !
The Jews are only a problem when too much money becomes the problem. Luckily women spend all the money before that happens.
fonewear said: » This is what happens when I listen to Tupac. I pretend I'm a thug *** ! Well he certainly was an ***. oh there it is....
When David had finished offering the burnt offering and the peace offering, he blessed the people in the name of the LORD of hosts. 19Further, he distributed to all the people, to all the multitude of Israel, both to men and women, a cake of bread and one of dates and one of raisins to each one. Then all the people departed each to his house. hrmmmm. mysteriously there is nothing about excluding all the gay people in this passage.... |
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