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By fonewear 2014-06-13 08:05:30  
So what I'm getting is that if you like strawberry ice cream you are racist.

Sounds about right.


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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2014-06-13 08:11:18  
So should people be letting their children eat butter pecan ice cream or wait until they are old enough to understand the impact of eating butter pecan ice cream? And at what age would this understanding of butter pecan ice cream happen?
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By fonewear 2014-06-13 08:12:42  
Leviathan.Chaosx said: »
So should people be letting their children eat butter pecan ice cream or wait until they are old enough to understand the impact of eating butter pecan ice cream? And at what age would this understanding of butter pecan ice cream happen?

Having your first taste of butter pecan is important in a young child's life. It is a sign of maturity. You a truly a man now.
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By Bismarck.Ramyrez 2014-06-13 08:14:08  
Leviathan.Chaosx said: »
So should people be letting their children eat butter pecan ice cream or wait until they are old enough to understand the impact of eating butter pecan ice cream? And at what age would this understanding of butter pecan ice cream happen?

While asked in a facetious fashion, it's probably not the worst line of self reflection for parents. Ice cream may be a classic childhood treat, but man the amount of calories and fat in that stuff. Such a deliciously terrible choice.
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2014-06-13 08:14:35  
At what age should children even learn about ice cream?
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By Bismarck.Ramyrez 2014-06-13 08:15:25  
Leviathan.Chaosx said: »
At what age should children even learn about ice cream?

Early enough to learn that a bad priest isn't an ice cream dispenser.
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2014-06-13 08:16:39  
No ice cream from the church staff!

What about toppings and syrups?
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By fonewear 2014-06-13 08:17:17  
Leviathan.Chaosx said: »
No ice cream from the church staff!

What about toppings and syrups?

No more ice cream socials. That is terrible.
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By Bismarck.Ramyrez 2014-06-13 08:18:01  
Leviathan.Chaosx said: »
No ice cream from the church staff! What about toppings and syrups?

Getting them into the kinky stuff too early probably isn't healthy. I mean, you don't want them to barely be a consenting adult and already be diving into crazy things like apple pie a la mode.
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By Bismarck.Ramyrez 2014-06-13 08:18:50  
As an aside, this analogy did not go as planned.

But in hindsight, I should have predicted this course.
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2014-06-13 08:21:15  
Carefully little Johnny, you might chip a tooth if you eat you butter pecan ice cream without knowing how big of a chunk you took. Don't eat it too fast or you might get a headache. Also you might wanna put some sprinkles and some chocolate syrup on it to enhance the flavor.
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By fonewear 2014-06-13 08:22:02  
This is America we have sprinkles of every race and religion.
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2014-06-13 08:24:14  
I want people to read this page without back reading. Out of context makes it seem awesome.
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By fonewear 2014-06-13 08:25:41  
Leviathan.Chaosx said: »
I want people to read this page without back reading. Out of context makes it seem awesome.

I just assumed people are too lazy to back read ten pages anyways.
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2014-06-13 08:33:27  
Is strawberry and butter pecan the only two flavors? Or can we have coffee and chocolate chip mint as well? Might as well add peanut butter along with your typical chocolate and vanilla.
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By fonewear 2014-06-13 08:34:46  
Leviathan.Chaosx said: »
Is strawberry and butter pecan the only two flavors? Or can we have coffee and chocolate chip mint as well? Might as well add peanut butter along with your typical chocolate and vanilla.

My personal favorite is coffee ice cream. But peanut butter isn't too bad.
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2014-06-13 08:36:09  
Parents should be carefully if they catch their daughter eating rocky road.
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By fonewear 2014-06-13 08:37:46  
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Parents should be carefully if they catch their daughter eating rocky road.

I've eaten rocky road I ended up smoking meth soon afterwards.
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2014-06-13 08:47:58  
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You don't choose what you naturally are attracted to or what you like, but you do choose how to handle that. I'm totally okay with folks being homosexual and engaging in said behavior. But when we discuss sex between people, we frequently use the phrase "mutually consenting adults".
Absolutely correct.

You don't choose who you are attracted to you, it is an involuntary action.

You do choose if you pursue such attraction to create love.
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By fonewear 2014-06-13 09:26:57  
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Bismarck.Ramyrez said: »
You don't choose what you naturally are attracted to or what you like, but you do choose how to handle that. I'm totally okay with folks being homosexual and engaging in said behavior. But when we discuss sex between people, we frequently use the phrase "mutually consenting adults".
Absolutely correct.

You don't choose who you are attracted to you, it is an involuntary action.

You do choose if you pursue such attraction to create love.

So I choose to be attracted to women with large boobs and no personality ?
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2014-06-13 09:30:47  
fonewear said: »
Asura.Kingnobody said: »
Bismarck.Ramyrez said: »
You don't choose what you naturally are attracted to or what you like, but you do choose how to handle that. I'm totally okay with folks being homosexual and engaging in said behavior. But when we discuss sex between people, we frequently use the phrase "mutually consenting adults".
Absolutely correct.

You don't choose who you are attracted to you, it is an involuntary action.

You do choose if you pursue such attraction to create love.

So I choose to be attracted to women with large boobs and no personality ?
I can't help with vanity.

But isn't that like the average male's idea of the perfect women?

Only problem is that they don't know when/how to shut up.
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By fonewear 2014-06-13 09:31:50  
I also heard it is important to love a woman for what is on the inside: pink stuff and blood.
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2014-06-13 09:42:15  
fonewear said: »
I also heard it is important to love a woman for what is on the inside: pink stuff and blood.
yeah, always about the blood and pink stuff with you, isn't it?!?
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By Odin.Zicdeh 2014-06-13 10:13:28  
Ice cream? What the ***. Gonna be an interesting backread.
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By Bahamut.Ravael 2014-06-13 10:19:57  
Yup. I'm never going to look at ice cream the same way again.
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By fonewear 2014-06-13 10:25:23  
Does that mean Baskin Robbins is culturally diverse ? Or is 31 flavors not a true representation of America ?
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By Garuda.Chanti 2014-06-13 10:32:26  
Asura.Kingnobody said: »
fonewear said: »
Asura.Kingnobody said: »
Bismarck.Ramyrez said: »
You don't choose what you naturally are attracted to or what you like, but you do choose how to handle that. I'm totally okay with folks being homosexual and engaging in said behavior. But when we discuss sex between people, we frequently use the phrase "mutually consenting adults".
Absolutely correct.

You don't choose who you are attracted to you, it is an involuntary action.

You do choose if you pursue such attraction to create love.

So I choose to be attracted to women with large boobs and no personality ?
I can't help with vanity.

But isn't that like the average male's idea of the perfect women?

Only problem is that they don't know when/how to shut up.
That's why prostitutes exist.

It has often been said that men don't pay prostitutes for sex, they pay them to leave afterward. Don't matter if she won't shut up once she is out the door.
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2014-06-13 11:11:38  
Garuda.Chanti said: »
Asura.Kingnobody said: »
fonewear said: »
Asura.Kingnobody said: »
Bismarck.Ramyrez said: »
You don't choose what you naturally are attracted to or what you like, but you do choose how to handle that. I'm totally okay with folks being homosexual and engaging in said behavior. But when we discuss sex between people, we frequently use the phrase "mutually consenting adults".
Absolutely correct.

You don't choose who you are attracted to you, it is an involuntary action.

You do choose if you pursue such attraction to create love.

So I choose to be attracted to women with large boobs and no personality ?
I can't help with vanity.

But isn't that like the average male's idea of the perfect women?

Only problem is that they don't know when/how to shut up.
That's why prostitutes exist.

It has often been said that men don't pay prostitutes for sex, they pay them to leave afterward. Don't matter if she won't shut up once she is out the door.
So, you are basically calling any attractive female a prostitute, on the sole opinion that they are attractive....
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By Bismarck.Ramyrez 2014-06-13 11:25:36  
I think she was commenting solely on his "they don't know when/how to shut up".
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2014-06-13 11:29:36  
Bismarck.Ramyrez said: »
I think she was commenting solely on his "they don't know when/how to shut up".
I wouldn't know to be honest, my dealings with prostitutes is very limited.
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