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 Cerberus.Kalyna
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-26 08:56:01  
Asura.Dameshi said:
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Asura.Dameshi said:
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Asura.Dameshi said:
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Asura.Dameshi said:

Alright. Back story:
You are a band of mercenaries, just trying to make money in the harsh lands. Your history is a mystery to all, even yourselves. All you know is mercenary work. You're not big shots by far, only a few people even know your names.

You awake in the Steaming Sheep Inn. Your rooms are dark, as the sun is still slumbering. The room smells musty, and in need of a good cleaning. Your bed is hard and scratchy. Some small banter can be heard coming from the tavern below.
I take out my sword and attack the bed
Roll initiative.
/roll 1d20

10

plus my modifier...

15
(I saw that ninja edit)
Mimic goes first. The mimic bites your leg. Does a 15 hit?
***

yes
10 damage.
34/44 hp

my turn?
Yep
I roll for my attack

/rolls a 15
+ 3 attack mod

18 vs AC
Your attack hits, but is unable to penetrate the mimic's defenses.

The mimic roflstomps your ***... Rolls another 13.

8 damage.
26/44
crap

ummmmm

i attack again

/rolls a 4

***
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By Asura.Dameshi 2010-08-26 08:57:24  
Cerberus.Kalyna said:

26/44
crap

ummmmm

i attack again

/rolls a 4

***
Mwahahaha. This is why you don't attack mimics :D

The mimic power attacks. 17.

Damage: Boo only 9.
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-26 08:59:22  
Asura.Dameshi said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:

26/44
crap

ummmmm

i attack again

/rolls a 4

***
Mwahahaha. This is why you don't attack mimics :D

The mimic power attacks. 17.

Damage: Boo only 9.
17/44

*** um

i use my second wind, giving me 11 hp
(28/44)
and i attack again

18!
+3 = 21
that's gotta hit =(
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By Asura.Dameshi 2010-08-26 09:00:02  
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:

26/44
crap

ummmmm

i attack again

/rolls a 4

***
Mwahahaha. This is why you don't attack mimics :D

The mimic power attacks. 17.

Damage: Boo only 9.
17/44

*** um

i use my second wind, giving me 11 hp
(28/44)
and i attack again

18!
+3 = 21
that's gotta hit =(
That's a hit, but I gotta go to a meeting now :/
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-26 09:00:49  
Asura.Dameshi said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:

26/44
crap

ummmmm

i attack again

/rolls a 4

***
Mwahahaha. This is why you don't attack mimics :D

The mimic power attacks. 17.

Damage: Boo only 9.
17/44

*** um

i use my second wind, giving me 11 hp
(28/44)
and i attack again

18!
+3 = 21
that's gotta hit =(
That's a hit, but I gotta go to a meeting now :/
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-08-26 09:07:04  
/walks in

morning ***

/sips Redbull

Lady Altana loves me this morning
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-26 09:08:02  
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
/walks in

morning ***

/sips Redbull

Lady Altana loves me this morning
She finally gave you head?
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-08-26 09:08:49  
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
/walks in

morning ***

/sips Redbull

Lady Altana loves me this morning
She finally gave you head?
no, but she got me two cans of Redbull, which is pretty close
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By Ramuh.Laffter 2010-08-26 09:13:15  
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Dameshi said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:

26/44
crap

ummmmm

i attack again

/rolls a 4

***
Mwahahaha. This is why you don't attack mimics :D

The mimic power attacks. 17.

Damage: Boo only 9.
17/44

*** um

i use my second wind, giving me 11 hp
(28/44)
and i attack again

18!
+3 = 21
that's gotta hit =(
That's a hit, but I gotta go to a meeting now :/
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

what is this I don't even
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-26 09:13:36  
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
/walks in

morning ***

/sips Redbull

Lady Altana loves me this morning
She finally gave you head?
no, but she got me two cans of Redbull, which is pretty close
sweet
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-26 09:14:42  
Ramuh.Laffter said:
(D&D stuff)
what is this I don't even

THIS....IS....D&D!!!!!!!
/gives Laffter the boot and watches him fall down into a pit of goblin warriors
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-08-26 09:16:16  
Ramuh.Rowland said:
I just realized I can't work at a grocery store again. That means I'll actually have to shave more often.

Which grocery store? The ones near me have complete bums working there.
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-26 09:16:31  
What the hell is with Flion's junk thread?

did he finally snap into insanity?
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-08-26 09:17:07  
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What the hell is with Flion's junk thread?

did he finally snap into insanity?
he finally lost his mind
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-26 09:18:15  
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
What the hell is with Flion's junk thread?

did he finally snap into insanity?
he finally lost his mind
Abyssea *** with his brain
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By Ramuh.Laffter 2010-08-26 09:19:14  
I can't even find the Reply area in his thread, he borked it with the hamsters. Which I assume was the purpose.
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-26 09:19:39  
Ramuh.Laffter said:
I can't even find the Reply area in his thread, he borked it with the hamsters. Which I assume was the purpose.
he's locking the thread somehow

idk how the *** he managed that
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By Ramuh.Laffter 2010-08-26 09:20:58  
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Ramuh.Laffter said:
I can't even find the Reply area in his thread, he borked it with the hamsters. Which I assume was the purpose.
he's locking the thread somehow

idk how the *** he managed that
Some people really have too much time.
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By Sylph.Ixe 2010-08-26 09:21:15  
Im in a trolling mood today
Prolly cuz Im dead tired :c
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-08-26 09:21:31  
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
What the hell is with Flion's junk thread?

did he finally snap into insanity?
he finally lost his mind
Abyssea *** with his brain
meh, does anyone give a ***
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By Ramuh.Urial 2010-08-26 09:21:59  
Sylph.Ixe said:
Im in a trolling mood today
Prolly cuz Im dead tired :c
Hush you no one cares :3
I mean hi.
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By Sylph.Ixe 2010-08-26 09:22:14  
Ramuh.Urial said:
Sylph.Ixe said:
Im in a trolling mood today
Prolly cuz Im dead tired :c
Hush you no one cares :3
I mean hi.
I will shank you..
I mean hi.
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2010-08-26 09:22:14  
I'm jesus. Don't worry guys.
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-26 09:22:30  
Ramuh.Laffter said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Ramuh.Laffter said:
I can't even find the Reply area in his thread, he borked it with the hamsters. Which I assume was the purpose.
he's locking the thread somehow

idk how the *** he managed that
Some people really have too much time.
lol yes we do
Sylph.Ixe said:
Im in a trolling mood today
Prolly cuz Im dead tired :c
hi person-who-hates-my-*** ixe
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
What the hell is with Flion's junk thread?

did he finally snap into insanity?
he finally lost his mind
Abyssea *** with his brain
meh, does anyone give a ***
not really, but it keeps me entertained
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By Sylph.Ixe 2010-08-26 09:22:51  
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I'm jesus. Don't worry guys.
How do you pronounce this name?
Just to be sure youre the correct one :3
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2010-08-26 09:23:15  
Sylph.Ixe said:
Im in a trolling mood today

Prolly cuz Im dead tired :c
Someone keep you up all night eh
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By Sylph.Ixe 2010-08-26 09:23:40  
Cerberus.Kalyna said:

hi person-who-hates-my-*** ixe
Jebus
How many times do I have to explain this
I dont hate you
I just dont particularly like you
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-26 09:23:40  
Sylph.Ixe said:
Shiva.Flionheart said:
I'm jesus. Don't worry guys.
How do you pronounce this name?
Just to be sure youre the correct one :3
Gee zyou z

i think
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2010-08-26 09:24:00  
Sylph.Ixe said:
Shiva.Flionheart said:
I'm jesus. Don't worry guys.
How do you pronounce this name?
Just to be sure youre the correct one :3

Like Grease-us, but with a J
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