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 Cerberus.Kalyna
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-25 08:59:22  
Fairy.Spence said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Ramuh.Rowland said:
Ramuh.Dasva said:
Ramuh.Rowland said:
Ramuh.Dasva said:
Ramuh.Rowland said:
At least in porn if someone has a butterface, you have something else to look at
What happens if you are approach with something the opposite of a butterface?
Then you focus on the eyes and hope it's only a *** video
What if it's irl!?!
Keep drinking!
What if she is really a he and you don't find out until next morning when you have a condom hanging out of your ***?

I don't know, what did you do?
Asked for your phone number
 Ifrit.Kungfuhustle
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-08-25 09:00:18  
/stumbles in

Gotta love when a chick sets off all the alarms in the house for a rude awakening...

/looks around

someone make me some coffee please.
 Fairy.Spence
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-08-25 09:00:18  
Oh, you wanted someone with a bigger 'tool'?
 Cerberus.Kalyna
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-25 09:01:24  
Fairy.Spence said:
Oh, you wanted someone with a bigger 'tool'?
If I wanted that, I would've called Dameshi.
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-08-25 09:01:56  
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Fairy.Spence said:
Oh, you wanted someone with a bigger 'tool'?
If I wanted that, I would've called Dameshi.

XD

So why would you call me?
 Ifrit.Kungfuhustle
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-08-25 09:02:26  
the *** are you *** talkin about now?!
 Cerberus.Kalyna
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-25 09:03:56  
Fairy.Spence said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Fairy.Spence said:
Oh, you wanted someone with a bigger 'tool'?
If I wanted that, I would've called Dameshi.

XD

So why would you call me?
To tell you that we're out of beer in the house and to bring some home for the weekend.
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-08-25 09:05:39  
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Fairy.Spence said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Fairy.Spence said:
Oh, you wanted someone with a bigger 'tool'?
If I wanted that, I would've called Dameshi.

XD

So why would you call me?
To tell you that we're out of beer in the house and to bring some home for the weekend.

Wouldn't you want something a little harder after being raped?
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-25 09:05:55  
Sylph.Anjali said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
the *** are you *** talkin about now?!

Don't ask me, apparently I'm not allowed to be bitchy after... Actually I don't care, I'll be a *** anyway 8)
As long as you keep the noise down so i can sleep after we're done, you can be a *** =D
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-25 09:06:28  
Fairy.Spence said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Fairy.Spence said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Fairy.Spence said:
Oh, you wanted someone with a bigger 'tool'?
If I wanted that, I would've called Dameshi.

XD

So why would you call me?
To tell you that we're out of beer in the house and to bring some home for the weekend.

Wouldn't you want something a little harder after being raped?
Spence, put your pants back on, perv.
 Ifrit.Kungfuhustle
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-08-25 09:06:32  
Sylph.Anjali said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
the *** are you *** talkin about now?!

Don't ask me, apparently I'm not allowed to be bitchy after... Actually I don't care, I'll be a *** anyway 8)
who told you you couldnt be a ***? Thats the only way I'll tolerate your cow-worshipping ***.
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-08-25 09:06:43  
Ramuh.Rowland said:
When I live by myself, my gf wants me to get a 2 bedroom apartment so one of the bedrooms has a huge bird cage in it and I'll have like 5 parakeets flying around the whole room.

That'd be exciting some day. Just have a bedroom full of birds.

I think that's getting a little carried away though.

I also don't know the policy of "no pets" in regards to birds. I realize they're still a pet, but they're not exactly a dog or a cat. Only thing I can think of, is make sure it's not over carpet.

The noise may carry over, birds can be super annoying if you're not used to them.
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By Leviathan.Catnipthief 2010-08-25 09:07:08  
O.O
 Ifrit.Kungfuhustle
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-08-25 09:07:24  
Row...

after reading that, you ARE *** weird!
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-08-25 09:08:43  
Sylph.Anjali said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
Sylph.Anjali said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
the *** are you *** talkin about now?!

Don't ask me, apparently I'm not allowed to be bitchy after... Actually I don't care, I'll be a *** anyway 8)
who told you you couldnt be a ***? Thats the only way I'll tolerate your cow-worshipping ***.

I'll stick my *** in your face! Pow!
make sure its clean and we'll keep the foreplay going from there
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-25 09:08:51  
/read KFH's comment and grows silent
 Ifrit.Kungfuhustle
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-08-25 09:09:44  
Ramuh.Rowland said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
Row...

after reading that, you ARE *** weird!
You had doubts?
no, I never did.

i just think a room full of birds is a good idea.

birds are more annoying than girlfriends, at least you can shoot birds down.
 Ifrit.Kungfuhustle
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-08-25 09:10:44  
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
/read KFH's comment and grows silent
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By Asura.Dameshi 2010-08-25 09:10:55  
After my cat dies, no more pets. Hopefully he lives forever though :D
 Ifrit.Kungfuhustle
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-08-25 09:11:12  
Sylph.Anjali said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
Sylph.Anjali said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
Sylph.Anjali said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
the *** are you *** talkin about now?!

Don't ask me, apparently I'm not allowed to be bitchy after... Actually I don't care, I'll be a *** anyway 8)
who told you you couldnt be a ***? Thats the only way I'll tolerate your cow-worshipping ***.

I'll stick my *** in your face! Pow!
make sure its clean and we'll keep the foreplay going from there

Only if the cow can watch.
well, if the cow has to watch, then I get to eat it
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2010-08-25 09:11:19  
Sylph.Anjali said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
Sylph.Anjali said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
Sylph.Anjali said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
the *** are you *** talkin about now?!
Don't ask me, apparently I'm not allowed to be bitchy after... Actually I don't care, I'll be a *** anyway 8)
who told you you couldnt be a ***? Thats the only way I'll tolerate your cow-worshipping ***.
I'll stick my *** in your face! Pow!
make sure its clean and we'll keep the foreplay going from there
Only if the cow can watch.
Hmmm I love this porn
 Ifrit.Kungfuhustle
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-08-25 09:11:41  
Ramuh.Rowland said:
Birds are kinda cool to play with and fun to watch, they aren't very cuddly though ; ;
if you want cuddly, get a dog. If you want strange, get birds.
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