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 Ramuh.Urial
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By Ramuh.Urial 2009-10-21 08:23:36  
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Today, during my University lecture for English, the lecturer decided to split the class up into people who liked Harry Potter and those who liked Twilight. To no one's surprise all the guys were on the Harry Potter side and all the girls on the Twilight side, except for one guy. I asked him why he would do something so degrading. His response: "To meet chicks". Why didn't I think of that? MLIA


I just fell out of my chair.
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2009-10-21 08:26:01  
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Urial said:
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Today, during my University lecture for English, the lecturer decided to split the class up into people who liked Harry Potter and those who liked Twilight. To no one's surprise all the guys were on the Harry Potter side and all the girls on the Twilight side, except for one guy. I asked him why he would do something so degrading. His response: "To meet chicks". Why didn't I think of that? MLIA


I just fell out of my chair.

It's not worth it.


I disagree.
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By Ramuh.Urial 2009-10-21 08:26:37  
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Today, during my University lecture for English, the lecturer decided to split the class up into people who liked Harry Potter and those who liked Twilight. To no one's surprise all the guys were on the Harry Potter side and all the girls on the Twilight side, except for one guy. I asked him why he would do something so degrading. His response: "To meet chicks". Why didn't I think of that? MLIA


I just fell out of my chair.

It's not worth it.

How do you know this row?

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Today, I was with my boyfriend and called him gay. He responded "Obviously not". I then jokely told him that I was a guy with breast implants. His response, "Why didn't you get bigger ones then?" Touche'. MLIA
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2009-10-21 08:29:29  
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As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME


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From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.


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(604): I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to *** Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
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By Siren.Enternius 2009-10-21 08:32:10  
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I usually solo'd 2 of the mammets on rng/sam. Sidewinders for 60%ish of their life is awesome. Barrage + sidewinder = dead.

Too bad you need a whm (not sure what level sch gets stona/erase)

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By Ramuh.Krizz 2009-10-21 08:35:15  
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(865): you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?


I think this is weird as well. Kind of like not wanting to drink after someone who's tongue was recently in your mouth.

Edit: Anyone feel free to correct my 'who's'. I have yet to give a ***enough to figure out the correct usage. It's pissed me off for years.

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(781): i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
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By Ramuh.Haseyo 2009-10-21 08:36:18  
Where are these random *** quotes coming from...?
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2009-10-21 08:37:43  
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Where are these random *** quotes coming from...?

http://textsfromlastnight.com/recent/1

Though I'm on page 205 now.
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By Ramuh.Urial 2009-10-21 08:38:00  
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Today, a man called me by accident. When I told him he had the wrong number he replied "No, you just have the wrong phone." Touché, phone man. MLIA.

win

Here

and Here
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By Siren.Enternius 2009-10-21 08:41:09  
Krizz said:
who's tongue

Whose*

Who's means "Who is".

Whose shows possession. Sorta like "his" or "hers"
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2009-10-21 08:42:26  
Well played, Row. I didn't even think of posting that comic with it.

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(812): When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
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By Gilgamesh.Alyria 2009-10-21 08:45:36  
Hi guys!
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2009-10-21 08:45:58  
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(201): I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.


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(517): let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.


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(216): i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
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By Pandemonium.Eternaltriumph 2009-10-21 08:46:27  
Krizz said:
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(865): you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?


I think this is weird as well. Kind of like not wanting to drink after someone who's tongue was recently in your mouth.


I have to agree. >_> Like the whole issue of being at a girlfriend's house, her giving you a BJ, then YOU asking to use HER toothbrush...yet she finds THAT gross. wat?

Only exception to this rule is if SHE asks to use YOUR toothbrush. I would simply respond "Not after what you just did." >.>

Cups and stuff are silly. Knew someone who refused to eat from his girlfriend's fork, etc. People are amusing at the very least...xD
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By Ramuh.Haseyo 2009-10-21 08:50:43  
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(267): This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.


This blows my life.
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2009-10-21 08:53:20  
Row, that is win.

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(908): I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends

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(301): *** appropriateness.

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(773): I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2009-10-21 08:55:24  
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(903): I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
(1-903): What does that even mean?
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By Ramuh.Urial 2009-10-21 09:01:56  
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Today was my seventeenth birthday. We have this tradition where one parent signs the birthday card, and then the other signs it, and the first parent doesn't get to look at it ever again until I open it. This time, my mom got to sign first. She wrote, "Only one more year till you're legally an adult! *kisses*" My dad wrote underneath that, "Sorry about her. She's a Muggle." MLIA


OMG amazing!
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By Gilgamesh.Mairah 2009-10-21 09:03:31  
Mmm more cream soda.
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By Ramuh.Urial 2009-10-21 09:03:49  
Mairah said:
Mmm more cream soda.


Ewww gross
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2009-10-21 09:05:36  
My grandparents always had lots of creamsoda...so I hate it too.
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2009-10-21 09:05:45  
Mmmm sweet tea
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2009-10-21 09:06:16  
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(423): ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
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By Ramuh.Urial 2009-10-21 09:09:16  
Krizz said:
Mmmm sweet tea


yum /jealous
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