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 Shiva.Nikolce
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-06-19 10:03:02  
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
This week can end

PARKER /looks at the calendar
there's another one right behind it Sir...

thanks PARKER... /scribbles on a notepad /tears it off
here...take this to HR
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-06-19 12:02:39  
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By Bahamut.Negan 2018-06-19 12:04:38  
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Think if that would have had Randy playing that riff!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-06-19 13:46:39  
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Think if that would have had Randy playing that riff!

he died a year or two before that... iirc

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the early eighties was a great time to be a teenager...

<~OLD!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-06-19 13:53:41  
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-06-20 08:59:51  
Fire it up PARKER.... it's Chinese Wednesday!

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By Siren.Mosin 2018-06-20 10:35:07  
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-06-20 11:30:43  
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agreed...

PARKER!!

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By Siren.Mosin 2018-06-20 12:40:53  
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-06-20 13:31:00  
/stares at the clock

ok PARKER... I'm never going to make it...

it's officially plan an escape from the office o'clock...

I want you to think of an excuse or a minor crisis that will get me out of here early. Not, I repeat, NOT create a real crisis... just a PUT THAT GAS CAN DOWN!!! /rubs temples

ok never mind.... go get me some darts, a dartboard and some 3x5 cards with excuses written on them like dentist, eye doctor, real doctor appointments, office supply gathering, hardware store run, machine shop run, electronics store run.... make twenty excuses and put them over the numbers
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-06-21 08:51:10  
/coffee

/long stare into space

/deep sigh

what's that PARKER? someone in oregon hit powerball?... oh well.
good for them. [muttering] stupid lucky little jerks [/muttering]

well....help me organize my desk then... it looks like a robot puked broken parts all over it...and then...

hey wait a minute.... /carefully examines oil spot

WTF did you feed the ROBOT!?!?!

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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-06-21 10:10:04  
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-06-21 10:14:05  
/throws down pen

NOW WHAT!?

PARKER!!!

[muttering] stupid bio-hazard suit zipper always sticks....[/muttering]
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-06-21 10:15:06  
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-06-21 10:22:00  
STFU HAL!!! I'm working on it!!!...

[insert button clicking sound here]

open the pod bay doors HAL!

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...you son of a ***...

PARKER! throw this monkey wrench at HAL

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By Siren.Mosin 2018-06-21 10:57:17  
/stumblesindoningahazmatsuit

ooH wtf is this ***? can't I just drink some coffee in peace?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-06-21 11:48:24  
Siren.Mosin said: »
/stumblesindoningahazmatsuit

ooH wtf is this ***? can't I just drink some coffee in peace?

[fast announcer voice]
PARKER feed all of the left over chinese food, from yesterday's buffet, to the robot, who went berserk, smashed into the infectious disease laboratory, which was then sealed off by HAL who Nik is now fighting with to regain control of the lab...

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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-06-21 11:58:28  
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By Siren.Mosin 2018-06-21 12:03:23  
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smashed into the infectious disease laboratory, which was then sealed off by HAL

so I'm good in the rest of the castle without this stupid suit! sounds good.

/ditcheshazmatsuit

I can handle a lil' ebola anyway.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-06-21 12:25:16  
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
smashed into the infectious disease laboratory, which was then sealed off by HAL

so I'm good in the rest of the castle without this stupid suit! sounds good.

/ditcheshazmatsuit

I can handle a lil' ebola anyway.

/collapses in chair
/throws his hazmat suit in the corner

it was just zika virus... I've been trying to piggyback it off the a flu or cold virus... /rubs temples

you didn't want any more kids right? /sips coffee

I know I'm all done..../phew
just thinking about it makes me tired...
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By Siren.Mosin 2018-06-21 12:27:03  
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you didn't want any more kids right? /sips coffee

ho ho ho, that's a good one.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-06-21 13:28:04  
Guinness World Records lists the oldest father ever as Australian Les Colley (1898-1998), who fathered his ninth child at age 92 with a Fijian woman he met through a dating agency.

what a *** idiot...didn't even make it to the kid's 10th birthday...
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By Siren.Mosin 2018-06-21 13:38:58  
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what a *** idiot...

I agree wholeheartedly. If the worst should befall the wife and I, I think I'd just get prostitutes for the rest of my life. depending on local quality I guess....
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-06-21 14:26:11  
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If the worst should befall the wife

I know where I'm headed if that happens....

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By Siren.Mosin 2018-06-21 14:28:28  
yeah! she is already used to all my varying degrees of crazy. I don't think I have the heart to un-nerve someone like that all over again.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-06-22 08:47:25  
PARKER Edit: It's Dance Party Friday!!!
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By Siren.Mosin 2018-06-22 08:57:32  
yeah MOFO's!

/boogies

I've got nothing interesting. still playing conan exiles with sugar britches and them... still gritting my teeth with a silent scream in my throat.... the kids are still cute.... life is...
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2018-06-22 09:29:59  
Today's "Spath's Random Whatever Of The Day" is brought to you by;

Ikea!

Because if you're not screaming profanities and causing bodily harm, are you really getting the furniture you deserve?
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By Siren.Mosin 2018-06-22 09:30:51  
the future is stupid.
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By Siren.Mosin 2018-06-22 09:36:34  
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