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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-03-16 08:56:31
Storming the Corn Palace!!!
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on this day of 18425... the Kingdom of NI has declared a
Formal Declaration of War against the Empire of the Children of the Corn.
Our main objective shall be the utter destruction of their stronghold....the Corn Palace /paces around the war room
ladies... gentlemen... robomos... /sighs ...and ok sure why not... girlboys...
It has come to our attention that a kingdom of Corn people has risen against us in the northern lands. Since nobody was paying attention to Mosin or PARKER they wandered off in a peyote fueled hallucination stomp and stumbled upon this fledgling kingdom of corn people....
so...if they have built a palace... then presumably they have a king and or queen which obviously we can't abide...
I'm not going to sugarcoat it for you the kids are all super creepy and armed to the teeth with all sorts of home made farm implements turned into weapons...
But we will soak the ground with their blood....or milky yellowish corn juice...or whatever comes out of them...
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take no prisoners, leave no survivors...
we'll begin the arduous journey on monday...but with stupid traffic we'll probably arrive really really late....so we'll sleep in...not too late though, of course... because we'll want to grab a bite of the free continental breakfast in the morning so that we don't get too peckish later on in the day...but then after a couple pots of coffee We will march on a road of bones! ...or corn cobs... or stalks... husks? /looks over at mosin and PARKER but gets nothing but shrugs
hell idk and since Mosin and PARKER were tripping balls their "reports" kind of read like.... look it doesn't matter!!! whatever it is they are made of we will stomp on it!!!
ATTACK!!!
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2018-03-16 15:21:37
Formal Declaration of War against the Empire of the Children of the Corn. I came here to have a good time and I'm feeling very attacked right now...
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2018-03-16 15:41:21
the plan of action is to take out their military leadership in coordinated strikes. my suggestion is to assassinate someone. might i suggest popping their colonel?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-03-16 17:12:05
Formal Declaration of War against the Empire of the Children of the Corn. I came here to have a good time and I'm feeling very attacked right now...
Malachai?!?
is that you?
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By Siren.Mosin 2018-03-19 09:58:48
those corn-sucking hicks won’t know what hit em’.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-03-19 23:41:33
A quick FU to the scumbags at enterprise truck rental. The Chevy van PARKER rented blew it's stabilitrac en route to Mitchell and I had to shift manually....
No cruise control, manual shifting, a thousand miles of driving, no stabilitrack, we bobbed like a viking warship on the asphalt sea... my brain came loose from it's moorings. The Corn Palace will fall
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By Anna Ruthven 2018-03-20 08:21:12
A quick FU to the scumbags at enterprise truck rental. The Chevy van PARKER rented blew it's stabilitrac en route to Mitchell and I had to shift manually....
No cruise control, manual shifting, a thousand miles of driving, no stabilitrack, we bobbed like a viking warship on the asphalt sea... my brain came loose from it's moorings. The Corn Palace will fall Enterprise are obviously Corn sympathizers and that was obviously sabotage.
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By Siren.Mosin 2018-03-20 09:20:32
Sympathizers will be dealt with in the same vigor.
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By Anna Ruthven 2018-03-20 09:29:14
Will the corn cache be raided to make alcohol or something?
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2018-03-21 11:23:51
Stay away from our alcohol. It's the only thing we've got to help us forget how boring it is here.
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By Siren.Mosin 2018-03-22 10:57:54
Boss! PARKER's been heavily wounded in the 'battle at main st.' I'm gonna take him back to Rapid City and see if his leg needs to be amputated. We won the battle against those ayran lookin' little ***, but I'm afraid the cost may have been too high. The streets run red with blood in mitchell, my sanity hangs by a thread, and PARKER's condition is far too gruesome to describe here.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-03-23 08:13:13
Boss! PARKER's been heavily wounded in the 'battle at main st.' I'm gonna take him back to Rapid City and see if his leg needs to be amputated. We won the battle against those ayran lookin' little ***, but I'm afraid the cost may have been too high. The streets run red with blood in mitchell, my sanity hangs by a thread, and PARKER's condition is far too gruesome to describe here.
tell him to walk it off...and tell him to remove pleebo from the white list. because when he finds out I never thanked you for buying junior and I dinner... he'll scratch my eyes out..
I need to coffee about a gallon more and then I'll work on the answer key to the 27 times I started babbling nonsense, forgot a word and trailed off... I can't believe I got row and urial mixed up...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-03-23 09:18:10
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-03-23 10:16:32
yeah...I'm still having nightmares....
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By Anna Ruthven 2018-03-23 10:19:53
Will the corn cache be raided to make alcohol or something? Funny story I once heard from my grandfather, years and years ago. Back when he was a kid, his aunt wound up shooting at one of his cousins for raiding the corn crib for exactly that reason. He wanted the corn to make moonshine. Making matters worse, that cousin's son followed in his dad's footsteps and makes moonshine. He rarely shows up, and I continue to leave standing orders that when he does, whoever he comes in contact with slips him some money that I pay back for the hooch. There's a war going on, hundreds of thousands of corn corpses lay smouldering, PARKER may lose a leg, and you're here telling funny stories. Smh
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-03-23 10:48:31
there is always that one guy that says things that are completely inappropriate, at the worst possible time, for no apparent reason... so... it might as well be candlejack....
PARKER says nobody else has applied for the whipping boy job... once he clarified the craig's list ad... receiver of all beatings.
why would we hire someone to walk around here flogging us when we start slacking off!? this is where we hide from all the whips in the real world.
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By Siren.Mosin 2018-03-23 11:19:47
tell him to walk it off...and tell him to remove pleebo from the white list. because when he finds out I never thanked you for buying junior and I dinner... he'll scratch my eyes out..
he's (hopefully) going to survive. I'm not too worried about it in any event...
It's all good buddy. We were both pretty burnt out. It'll be a hell of a lot more fun if we have more time, cigars, booze, ect....
My grandma seems to be doing just fine. that was a shitty ride home though.
meh.
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By Siren.Mosin 2018-03-23 11:51:34
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-03-23 12:53:04
My grandma seems to be doing just fine.
that's really good to hear... I thought we lost her back there during the Battle for Murdo... tell her to hang in there, the black hills are bleak enough already.
4 of 27
-Bozeman Montana was the area I wanted to buy a buffalo farm and retire in
-Urial’s official title was once “Royal Bootlick to the Princess of Oklahoma”
Royal Bootlick to the Princess of Oklahoma
-Mosin was responsible for outing / branding Skully a “Workplace Pooper” and an enemy of the State
Workplace Pooper
-it was 2014 when Flavin’s made his worst mistake ever telling us the sugar britches story
Sugar Britches
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By Anna Ruthven 2018-03-23 13:04:49
According to The Twitch™, she has renounced her throne of waving wheat and defected to Indiana, I am sure you were dying to know this.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-03-23 13:52:15
According to The Twitch™, she has renounced her throne of waving wheat and defected to Indiana, I am sure you were dying to know this.
you'll believe anything girlboy... you poor gullible hebitch.
the Princess of Oklahoma sits on a throne of lies!... a top a mountain of the freshly castrated testicles of her enemies....
that ain't wheat stalks she's waving around nimrod.
look closer! it's woven pubes!!
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By Anna Ruthven 2018-03-23 14:01:01
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By Siren.Mosin 2018-03-23 15:17:48
lmao
That was a trip down ole' memory lane...
I miss all those ***. how dare they abandon me!
/shedsatear
anywhoooo...
you and the boy check out some grand kingdom? or David Bryne?
I've got nothing too interesting. the children grow, the HVAC has been installed at my place, and I've cleaned the destruction it wrought. Gettin' hyped for a quiet weekend with booze and live PD.
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By Anna Ruthven 2018-03-23 15:46:48
I miss Meshi, I had to do less when he was here.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-03-23 17:40:20
anywhoooo...
you and the boy check out some grand kingdom? or David Bryne?
We were listening to slayer until the minesota police pulled me over for doing 83 in a 70. (Got off with a warning) then we switched to led zep...
I'll get a round tuit.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-03-26 15:41:10
[Garbage truck backing up noise - followed by garbage truck dumping noises]
/PARKER, Nik and a pile of dirty rags and broken tools roll out of the back
ugh...work sucks...
PARKER go and find some way to bottle youthful exuberance fuel... and then zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing: 
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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
Join date added, banned users filtered.
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