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FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
Ragnarok.Hevans
サーバ: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15273
By Ragnarok.Hevans 2017-11-15 15:19:46
What does it further in ones life, to know what happens in death? Spit in the eye of the maker and live to the fullest my friend. Life is for living. Whether you're cursed or damned, you still gotta feed the children.
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2017-11-15 15:51:55
I live in spite of life sometimes it seems. yeesh.
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By Zerowone 2017-11-15 18:35:10
I live in spite of life sometimes it seems. yeesh. Or it’s because the goddess hates you and the longer you live the longer you are not in her presence?
But still... live it up!!
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2017-11-16 09:20:16
Lights the bonfire of the thursdays with toilet paper and kerosene.
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By Ramyrez 2017-11-16 09:29:20
Lights the bonfire of the thursdays with toilet paper and kerosene.
All right, but once the nasty vapors have burned off light a taper for the opium pipe.
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By Ramyrez 2017-11-16 09:30:02
What does it further in ones life, to know what happens in death? Spit in the eye of the maker and live to the fullest my friend. Life is for living. Whether you're cursed or damned, you still gotta feed the children.
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2017-11-16 09:34:47
You don't have any children, you don't have to feed them brah.
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By Zerowone 2017-11-16 09:49:43
You don't have any children, you don't have to feed them brah.
Don’t tell him what to do, broosevelt!
By Ramyrez 2017-11-16 09:52:41
You don't have any children, you don't have to feed them brah.
Oh, ah.
He did not specify. I didn't want to be on the hook for someone else's demon spawn.
Though still. I guess I get my niece and nephews sugared up pretty good at Christmastime so...eh.
Maybe he has a point after all.
***.
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By Ramyrez 2017-11-16 09:53:07
You don't have any children, you don't have to feed them brah.
Don’t tell him what to do, broosevelt!
He gave me the option. Get off his back, Broseph Stalin.
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By Zerowone 2017-11-16 09:57:16
DONT TELL MEH WHUT TAHDOO, BROFESSOR X!
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By Ramyrez 2017-11-16 10:00:32
DONT TELL MEH WHUT TAHDOO, BROFESSOR X!
Learn to spell. You didn't give up that eye for nothing, Brodin.
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By Zerowone 2017-11-16 10:03:34
Don’t Tell Me How To Spell, Bro Chi Minh!
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By Ramyrez 2017-11-16 10:06:10
Don’t Tell Me How To Spell, Bro Chi Minh!
You're angry. You're probably just hungry.
Re-up your carbrohydrates with some Spaghetti-BrO's.
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-11-16 10:10:55
This might be the opium talking, but the longer I survive the more I'm convinced that there IS a god and she hates me.
that sounds more like booze doing the talking...
/motions PARKER to refill Mosin's pipe
tldr version- <daisy wheel printer noises>
I crunched the numbers... and it's mathematically impossible an all powerful deity is bored enough to *** with you today buddy...
JUST TRY NOT TO BREAK ANYTHING ON PURPOSE
Consider this...there are over seven and half billion other *** clamoring around on this stupid rock floating in space... so the odds straight off are 7.6 billion to one that at any single moment you'll be singled out for any consideration at all... and earth is merely one of sixty billion or so other stupid rocks out there that can support life and if they are anything like this one that's a potential total *** count of somewhere in the neighborhood of 228,000,000,000,000,000,000...
I'm not 100% on this figure...because it broke my calculator.
<insert smoldering hiss and pop sound>
and then we factor in all of time which is somewhere close to 13.82 billion years.... and so the odds that some omnipotent all powerful creator of the universe is going to pick today of all days to drop by here and take a big steaming ***on us while we're sitting here around the conference table is pretty small...
but I still carry an umbrella with me wherever I go.... /shrug
Spit in the eye of the maker
so I'm also going to hold off on following that advice on the off chance that isn't their preferred method of being greeted...
even though it's mathematically impossible that anything cares.
the good/bad news is we probably aren't one channel among sixty billion other channels of really bad reality tv shows with our whole universe trapped in a snowglobe on some shelf waiting for god to get bored watching us for something interesting to happen and then give up and give it good shake....and if we are there isn't very much we can do about it.
on the one hand this realization may make you feel unimportant in the grand scheme of things and stuff but on the other hand I chose to find it refreshing and liberating. Nobody notices I'm here but nobody really *** with me much either.
Our actions matter greatly to the handful of people that rely on us and pretty much not at all to everybody else. Which suits me just fine I wouldn't know how to handle that kind of responsibility anyways and I would probably *** it all up.
I figure, in our respective offices, as in our lives in general, as long as we don't try to break anything on purpose... nobody will notice we're goofballs and we can just watch cartoons and play videogames and giggle our way into the deep sleep of history while the vast majority of dumbfounded dipshits leave us the hell alone.
amen
By Ramyrez 2017-11-16 10:12:45
TL;DR Hallelujah, and holy ***. Pass the Tylenol.
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By Zerowone 2017-11-16 10:13:34
Don’t Tell Me How To Spell, Bro Chi Minh!
You're angry. You're probably just hungry.
Re-up your carbrohydrates with some Spaghetti-BrO's.
Thanks Broseidon! You’re like Brostradamus foreseeing my raging hunger! Like David you bested the Broliath.
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By Ramyrez 2017-11-16 10:17:29
Don’t Tell Me How To Spell, Bro Chi Minh!
You're angry. You're probably just hungry.
Re-up your carbrohydrates with some Spaghetti-BrO's.
Thanks Broseidon! You’re like Brostradamus foreseeing my raging hunger! Like David you bested the Broliath.
Hey. There's no need to engage in hyperverbrosity.
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By Zerowone 2017-11-16 10:23:47
I Brosé All Day in order to make gains with my Brocabulary.
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By Ramyrez 2017-11-16 10:33:22
I Brosé All Day in order to make gains with my Brocabulary.
Write a book with all them words, like Bilbro Baggins.
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2017-11-16 10:33:24
O sweet math you comforting little ***.
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By Zerowone 2017-11-16 10:34:18
TL;DR Hallelujah, and holy ***. Pass the Tylenol.
Ibu-Brofen.
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By Ramyrez 2017-11-16 10:36:37
TL;DR Hallelujah, and holy ***. Pass the Tylenol.
Ibu-Brofen.
Nah, it's acetamibrophen.
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By Zerowone 2017-11-16 10:39:33
I Brosé All Day in order to make gains with my Brocabulary.
Write a book with all them words, like Bilbro Baggins.
It needs a title though. I’ve been working on some ideas:
“Brohemian Rhapsody”
“Book of Bromosapien”
“Bropocalypse Now”
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-11-16 10:56:57
O sweet math you comforting little ***.
yeah...unless there really is a purgatory... and we're all penned into a giant waiting room with the 110 billion other *** that died before us... staring at a giant counter that goes up to infinity...listening to the girl from ipanema on the muzak for a couple of eternities.... waiting...waiting.... waiting...WAITING!!!
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/gets all sweaty and claustrophobic
By Ramyrez 2017-11-16 10:59:36
...listening to the girl from ipanema on the muzak for a couple of eternities.... waiting...waiting....waiting...WAITING!!!
Because she doesn't seeeee.
She doesn't seeeee meeeee.
サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-11-16 11:12:17
...listening to the girl from ipanema on the muzak for a couple of eternities.... waiting...waiting....waiting...WAITING!!!
Because she doesn't seeeee.
She doesn't seeeee meeeee.
I can't stand being around all the people that are alive right now...
and how many do we actually come in contact with? PARKER!?
then I try to imagine being trapped anywhere with everybody ever... HOLY ***! or even half of everybody if they split us all up....
I don't care if flying unicorns ***rainbows across vanilla skies... you won't even need any fire and brimstone... my brain will snap like a dry twig in seconds....
サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-11-16 11:16:25
PARKER Edit:
It's estimated that we only interact with about 80,000 people in an entire lifetime.... or 0.00001052631 of the total number of ***
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2017-11-16 11:37:31
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-11-16 11:40:51
I emphatically second that yikes...
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing:
This OP is paid for and sponsored by Stiklelf
Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
Join date added, banned users filtered.
February 1st, 2012
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