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They aren’t observing Veterans Day in Ohio on Friday?
Zerowone said: » They aren’t observing Veterans Day in Ohio on Friday? /shrug *** if I know...maybe the banks and the post office are closed... us regular schleps gotta punch that clock.... come to think of it....
we lost like... half... of our paid holidays... somewhere around 2008 ...probably when the economy started hitting the skids... and everyone seems to have forgotten all about it.... pepperage farm remembers when we got lincoln and washington's birthday off...then it went down to presidents day...and then we lost that too /kicks rocks YouTube Video Placeholder
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We have a new automated process at work. Since we've come to realize he's basically like a new employee, me and the other techy guy have dubbed him ChRiStOf PaRkEr, we made a welcome sign for him. We're now waiting for someone to ask about it. >.>;;;
Just thought you'd all like to know. His ungodly powers grow by the minute....
I can't believe he went to go moonlight for spath without asking...
Shiva.Nikolce said: » I can't believe he went to go moonlight for spath without asking... Shiva.Spathaian said: » Shiva.Nikolce said: » I can't believe he went to go moonlight for spath without asking... well I hope that you only pay him with more work... because I'm sure that I don't want to know what PARKER would do with real money... /shudders I wonder how long it'll take before people start asking why I have to shout the name PARKER every time it comes up in conversation.
I also wonder how I'll decide to explain it... Wondering... Wonder... I'm really bored and don't feel like working right now. Shiva.Spathaian said: » I also wonder how I'll decide to explain it... The NI castle is kind of like a cross between a proper medieval knight's castle... and a kid's tree fort... that looks a little bit like we stole a bunch of old hollywood movie sets and nailed them all together... and then stuck one of those water slides from an indoor waterpark on the outside of it and turned the moat into a lazy river raft ride... mosin is usually mostly naked except for all of his combat boots, bandolier belts, various gun filled holsters, knife and machete sheaths and an ak47...some people say he looks kind of like a raccoon... kinda like rocket... only cuter and a lot taller... and I look like wolverine's drunk ugly uncle from his mother's side.. or something... and I'm always dressed like I'm going to my own funeral later... Mosin and I needed an office assistant to post pictures and videos... and I always wanted to yell PARKER!, like j. jonah jameson in spiderman, at someone... so... we hired some dopey kid and made him go by the name PARKER. nobody knows his real name and all of the original records were mysteriously destroyed... I use scotch in my secret recipe for not caring very much about it... PARKER Edit: the secret recipe is a glass full of scotch with one ice cube in it! PARKER is a wiz at finding things on the internet...not the world's greatest secret keeper though...you'll want to keep that in mind... let's see.. he can't handle his liquor worth a damn...the thuggee mine guards hate him as much as they love you...and one time he was taken prisoner by the Mossad and beaten unmercifully for quite a while.... for reasons unknown but presumed stupid. Rooks somehow won partial custody of PARKER in a drawn out kramer vs kramer style court room custody battle and he has the rights to him every other weekend... let's see.... PARKER sleeps in a wooden crate that used to house six child slave laborers that sewed clothes for Kathie Lee Gifford... Shiva.Nikolce said: » for reasons unknown but presumed stupid. I think the craigslist ninjas are to blame, but really we'd need outside verification. Siren.Mosin said: » Shiva.Nikolce said: » for reasons unknown but presumed stupid. I think the craigslist ninjas are to blame, but really we'd need outside verification. I'm kind of apprehensive about looking back into anything involving PARKER after that whole disappearing/reappearing creation thread thing... Shiva.Nikolce said: » let's see.. he can't handle his liquor worth a damn...the thuggee mine guards hate him as much as they love you...and one time he was taken prisoner by the Mossad and beaten unmercifully for quite a while.... for reasons unknown but presumed stupid. Rooks somehow won partial custody of PARKER in a drawn out kramer vs kramer style court room custody battle and he has the rights to him every other weekend... let's see.... PARKER sleeps in a wooden crate that used to house six child slave laborers that sewed clothes for Kathie Lee Gifford... Luckily PARKER will need to work nights and weekends from here on out so he shouldn't have need of that wooden crate anymore. Make better use of it. You heard the man PARKER... we needed a crow's nest anyways..
and a pirate flag... Giant oak barrels of rum...
Shiva.Nikolce said: » Giant oak barrels of rum... Enjoy my multi ***posts when you wake up ya ***...
Sugar Britches said: » Enjoy my multi ***posts when you wake up ya ***... will do... but first... YouTube Video Placeholder
I've convinced 2 people to go to Vana'diel with me next weekend.
What have I done... Shiva.Spathaian said: » What have I done... /gentle You've heeded the call of none other than the Goddess Altana herself, of course, ... [Altana's voice] Brave Adventure Spathaian... Proud Knight of San d'oria... where is my warrior with the bright eyes..she /sighs..where has my Spathaian gone...she /smiles her eyes welling up with tears of joy and loss....and where is Kintoki his faithful friend... return to me... return to my arms..... Shiva.Nikolce said: » Shiva.Spathaian said: » What have I done... /gentle You've heeded the call of none other than the Goddess Altana herself, of course, ... [Altana's voice] Brave Adventure Spathaian... Proud Knight of San d'oria... where is my warrior with the bright eyes..she /sighs..where has my Spathaian gone...she /smiles her eyes welling up with tears of joy and loss....and where is Kintoki his faithful friend... return to me... return to my arms..... ... So probably both are correct. Shiva.Spathaian said: » I fell off the wagon for video game addiction ages ago yeah...*** that wagon...it's all rickety and uncomfortable... /shoots up video game crack the important thing is that you could imagine her smiling softly as she remembered kintoki...and all the memories of your adventures together warmly came back to her...
/puppet pirouette Shiva.Nikolce said: » the important thing is that you could imagine her smiling softly as she remembered kintoki...and all the memories of your adventures together warmly came back to her... /puppet pirouette KINTOKI SHALL LIVE AGAIN! |
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