Ragnarok.Hevans said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
I'm eating a sub named "The Gargantuan" from jimmy johns >.>
do you actually enjoy jimmy johns.
No. boss likes it and is buying so. /shrug
Beats eating a sub out of the dumpster. Ben There.
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
we have one of those rotating vending machines with, "fresh sandwiches". they also have chicken and hamburgers. you check the package and everything is loaded with 500 ingredients and 500x too much salt. i guess on a rainy day jimmy johns would be ok. at least to save me having to drive somewhere.
I've started limiting how often I go out for lunch when at work, and have started cooking a lot more
might not be your thing, but you can always make steak and bring that to work
it's guaranteed to make at least one coworker jealous
might not be your thing, but you can always make steak and bring that to work
it's guaranteed to make at least one coworker jealous
Ragnarok.Hevans said: »
we have one of those rotating vending machines with, "fresh sandwiches". they also have chicken and hamburgers. you check the package and everything is loaded with 500 ingredients and 500x too much salt. i guess on a rainy day jimmy johns would be ok. at least to save me having to drive somewhere.
The company that stocks those horrible machines is whose dumpster i ate sandwiches out of. I prefer dumpster pizza warmed up in an oven...
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Ragnarok.Hevans said: »
we have one of those rotating vending machines with, "fresh sandwiches". they also have chicken and hamburgers. you check the package and everything is loaded with 500 ingredients and 500x too much salt. i guess on a rainy day jimmy johns would be ok. at least to save me having to drive somewhere.
The company that stocks those horrible machines is whose dumpster i ate sandwiches out of. I prefer dumpster pizza warmed up in an oven...
Are we talking restaurant pizza in a dumpster or $1 freezer pizza in a dumpster?
You've obviously never gotten very hungry...
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Asura.Lolserj said: »
I've started limiting how often I go out for lunch when at work, and have started cooking a lot more
might not be your thing, but you can always make steak and bring that to work
it's guaranteed to make at least one coworker jealous
might not be your thing, but you can always make steak and bring that to work
it's guaranteed to make at least one coworker jealous
*takes a long look at Lolserj*
Are you actually a woman in my office?
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Asura.Lolserj said: »
I've started limiting how often I go out for lunch when at work, and have started cooking a lot more
might not be your thing, but you can always make steak and bring that to work
it's guaranteed to make at least one coworker jealous
might not be your thing, but you can always make steak and bring that to work
it's guaranteed to make at least one coworker jealous
*takes a long look at Lolserj*
Are you actually a woman in my office?
M-m-maybe
(I had pizza yesterday)
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Severe miscalculation yesterday.
...stupid WT.... 500 poetics =/= Lore.
450 Lore away from finishing stupid umbrite phase.
...stupid WT.... 500 poetics =/= Lore.
450 Lore away from finishing stupid umbrite phase.
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Leaving work at noon cause, *** that noise.
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Asura.Lolserj said: »
Are we talking restaurant pizza in a dumpster
In the distant past before computers tracked every movement of our lives you could call Dominoes from any phone and order several pizzas to be delivered to any address. Then wait for them to attempt delivery, fail and then return to the store and throw the pizzas in the dumpster.... It took about an hour.
The key was to order something like broccoli on it the pizza guys didn't like because if you ordered something too common like pepperoni the pizza delivery guys would eat it.
As more and more people caught on to the scam sometimes there would be four or five people in the bushes behind the dumpster waiting for their "pizza delivery". >.>
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Asura.Lolserj said: »
Are we talking restaurant pizza in a dumpster
In the distant past before computers tracked every movement of our lives you could call Dominoes from any phone and order several pizzas to be delivered to any address. Then wait for them to attempt delivery, fail and then return to the store and throw the pizzas in the dumpster.... It took about an hour.
The key was to order something like broccoli on it the pizza guys didn't like because if you ordered something too common like pepperoni the pizza delivery guys would eat it.
As more and more people caught on to the scam sometimes there would be four or five people in the bushes behind the dumpster waiting for their "pizza delivery". >.>
Wait
This was a thing?
It's like being a malicious freegan, well a less annoying freegan
Unless you're dominos, then it sounds annoying
Misa Pres said: »
Leaving work at noon cause, *** that noise.
You're the president, do what you want
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*sigh*
So apparently there may be some sexual harassment going on in my office. Team Lead towards phone staff, some of which are temp workers...
x.x Goddamnit people is it that hard to act semi-professional?
*continues posting on a gaming website during work hours*
So apparently there may be some sexual harassment going on in my office. Team Lead towards phone staff, some of which are temp workers...
x.x Goddamnit people is it that hard to act semi-professional?
*continues posting on a gaming website during work hours*
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Asura.Lolserj said: »
malicious freegan
It was called "dumpster diving" at the time and it wasn't by choice... nor did we do it for/out of any environmental concerns... It was solely practiced to avoid the alternative which was starving to death.
Some restaurants placed food trash in a bin next to the dumpster to keep us from rooting around in their dumpsters. Which was nice.
I only saw one person get sick and that's because he was too impatient for the all important oven reheat to kill off the bacteria.
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Work PC is dead. They've got me trained up so well, idk wtf to do with myself now. Wait for the tech guy at a long drunken lunch? Go home and try to nap? Burn the place down?
Hmmmmmm
Hmmmmmm
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Siren.Mosin said: »
Work PC is dead. They've got me trained up so well, idk wtf to do with myself now. Wait for the tech guy at a long drunken lunch? Go home and try to nap? Burn the place down?
Hmmmmmm
Hmmmmmm
That'll be $10.
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A stupid *** windows 10 crap-o update won't apply, stuck in a spinning wheel forever.
Siren.Mosin said: »
A stupid *** windows 10 crap-o update won't apply, stuck in a spinning wheel forever.
yeah cut the power.
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Siren.Mosin said: »
A stupid *** windows 10 crap-o update won't apply, stuck in a spinning wheel forever.
You see, your office sucks. However, we have a work around to fix this while we work on a proper fix.
Please take the following steps to remedy your problem:
1) Take the PC and lift it over your head.
2) Walk to your nearest supervisor.
3) Look your supervisor dead in the eyes and let out the war cry of your people.
4) Slam the PC down onto the supervisor's desk.
5) Walk out.
This process may need to be repeated up to three times.
We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you, if you encounter any further errors accessing your computer system, please shove it.
Sincerely,
IT
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Asura.Lolserj said: »
malicious freegan
It was called "dumpster diving" at the time and it wasn't by choice... nor did we do it for/out of any environmental concerns... It was solely practiced to avoid the alternative which was starving to death.
Some restaurants placed food trash in a bin next to the dumpster to keep us from rooting around in their dumpsters. Which was nice.
I only saw one person get sick and that's because he was too impatient for the all important oven reheat to kill off the bacteria.
Geez... that sounds rough
I seriously don't see how you wouldn't reheat that food tbh, sounds more like stupidity as opposed to impatience
unless they didn't have access to reheating? in which case I guess taking a chance is better than starving
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Siren.Mosin said: »
A stupid *** windows 10 crap-o update won't apply, stuck in a spinning wheel forever.
You see, your office sucks. However, we have a work around to fix this while we work on a proper fix.
Please take the following steps to remedy your problem:
1) Take the PC and lift it over your head.
2) Walk to your nearest supervisor.
3) Look your supervisor dead in the eyes and let out the war cry of your people.
4) Slam the PC down onto the supervisor's desk.
5) Walk out.
This process may need to be repeated up to three times.
We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you, if you encounter any further errors accessing your computer system, please shove it.
Sincerely,
IT
If the process needs to be repeated, feel free to use the PCs of a coworker or three
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Also that reminds me of a time where I directly did not listen to my IT supervisor because I was tired of my computer bluescreening each time it did an update
It had to do with some of the default drivers on the laptop, that needed to be updated because the windows update well... caused blue screens if you had them for whatever reason
he said "Well idk, that doesn't sound right", *shows supervisor things from the manufacturer mentioning that we need to update driver* "Still though..."
he was happy that our computers were working again, but not happy that I didn't listen
I don't do well listening to orders when I think they're stupid :(
Edit: also forgot to mention that the update would fail each time, so each time I would start the *** thing it would try to install updates and bluescreen. I forget the exact order of things, something like: Download Updates -> Shutdown -> Install Updates -> Start Computer -> Finish Installing Updates? -> *** up something somewhere while installing updates -> Bluescreen -> Restart -> Purge Updates? -> Do Stuff on Computer -> Download Updates -> Repeat
I'm probably royally *** up that order somewhere, but I only program, I don't pay attention to how windows does its *** stupid updates
It had to do with some of the default drivers on the laptop, that needed to be updated because the windows update well... caused blue screens if you had them for whatever reason
he said "Well idk, that doesn't sound right", *shows supervisor things from the manufacturer mentioning that we need to update driver* "Still though..."
he was happy that our computers were working again, but not happy that I didn't listen
I don't do well listening to orders when I think they're stupid :(
Edit: also forgot to mention that the update would fail each time, so each time I would start the *** thing it would try to install updates and bluescreen. I forget the exact order of things, something like: Download Updates -> Shutdown -> Install Updates -> Start Computer -> Finish Installing Updates? -> *** up something somewhere while installing updates -> Bluescreen -> Restart -> Purge Updates? -> Do Stuff on Computer -> Download Updates -> Repeat
I'm probably royally *** up that order somewhere, but I only program, I don't pay attention to how windows does its *** stupid updates
[quote="Asura.LolserjI don't do well listening to orders when I think they're stupid :([/quote]
Dont move to North Korea. ~lures in Ni~
Edit: I dont feel like fixing my quote, tired.
Dont move to North Korea. ~lures in Ni~
Edit: I dont feel like fixing my quote, tired.
Asura.Vienner said: »
[quote="Asura.LolserjI don't do well listening to orders when I think they're stupid :(
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Asura.Vienner said: »
[quote="Asura.LolserjI don't do well listening to orders when I think they're stupid :(
Edit: I dont feel like fixing my quote, tired.[/quote]
Well... sometimes I'm forced to listen to dumb ***
I remember bringing up things at that job that I couldn't technically change because I did not have the permissions to change them
So I had to work there staring at stupidity day after day because I was too powerless to change it
Though, having to help people fix their computers was probably worse
I meant lurk....Guess I'm really tired, its like brainfarts all around. I'll go back hide in my corner, have a nice day :)
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