Speaking of things that pain your very essence, my municipal authority has some of the most aurally offensive hold music I've ever heard in my life, and the nature of my work requires spending a pretty considerable amount of time on hold.
I'm pretty sure it's some six-year-old's first piano recital.
It's terrible and all played in the upper registers.
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Ramyrez said: »
Speaking of things that pain your very essence, my municipal authority has some of the most aurally offensive hold music I've ever heard in my life, and the nature of my work requires spending a pretty considerable amount of time on hold.
I'm pretty sure it's some six-year-old's first piano recital.
It's terrible and all played in the upper registers.
I'm pretty sure it's some six-year-old's first piano recital.
It's terrible and all played in the upper registers.
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Ramyrez said: »
Speaking of things that pain your very essence, my municipal authority has some of the most aurally offensive hold music I've ever heard in my life, and the nature of my work requires spending a pretty considerable amount of time on hold.
I'm pretty sure it's some six-year-old's first piano recital.
It's terrible and all played in the upper registers.
I'm pretty sure it's some six-year-old's first piano recital.
It's terrible and all played in the upper registers.
Luckily the person I spoke to was very helpful and is mailing me the document I need post-haste.
Legal shenanigans chap my ***. >:(
Nik /rolls through the thread holding what appears to by a large wolf by the ears....
PARKER!!! GET THE *** BAT!
AND HIT THE WOLF THIS TIME GODDAMN YOU!!!!
PARKER!!! GET THE *** BAT!
AND HIT THE WOLF THIS TIME GODDAMN YOU!!!!
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Nik /holds his head and screams
YOU SON OF A ***!!!
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What did the wolf ever do to you?
Ramyrez said: »
What did the wolf ever do to you?
"holding a wolf by the ears" is a random thomas jefferson reference he once used for slavery and was latter broadened to include legal proceeding in general... "going to the law is like holding a wolf by the ears"
you can't hold the wolf by the ears forever... but you also let go at your own peril...
that's how I felt today when I went to court...but then one of our lawyers smelled blood in the air or something...because after months of acting like a bunch of cheesedicks one of them suddenly grew a pair of balls and negotiated like a champ. our opponents left openly weeping after being devastated by our newly lust maddened werewolf council... RAWR!
just last week I was screaming.... $600 dollars an hour!? and your genius negotiating strategy is that we should take it up the *** with no lube!? *** that we're going to court!!!
we kicked their ***!
feelsgoodman
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Science vs Science Fiction thread reminds of this:
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Brother visiting from AZ.
Night 1 in the books.
Two nights to go!
Tonight I take him to a Penguins game. Woo. Hopefully works out better than last night which wasn't so much awkward as in "you're here and it's awkward," but it was the "get family news out of the way" part of the trip and it wasn't all sunshine and rainbows.
Meeeehhhhh.
Hockey and beer and big meaty sandwiches tonight. Much better.
Night 1 in the books.
Two nights to go!
Tonight I take him to a Penguins game. Woo. Hopefully works out better than last night which wasn't so much awkward as in "you're here and it's awkward," but it was the "get family news out of the way" part of the trip and it wasn't all sunshine and rainbows.
Meeeehhhhh.
Hockey and beer and big meaty sandwiches tonight. Much better.
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PARKER!!!
Heaven smiles down on the Kingdom of NI!!!
It is Chinese Wednesday!
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Heaven smiles down on the Kingdom of NI!!!
It is Chinese Wednesday!
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Ramyrez said: »
What did the wolf ever do to you?
"holding a wolf by the ears" is a random thomas jefferson reference he once used for slavery and was latter broadened to include legal proceeding in general... "going to the law is like holding a wolf by the ears"
you can't hold the wolf by the ears forever... but you also let go at your own peril...
that's how I felt today when I went to court...but then one of our lawyers smelled blood in the air or something...because after months of acting like a bunch of cheesedicks one of them suddenly grew a pair of balls and negotiated like a champ. our opponents left openly weeping after being devastated by our newly lust maddened werewolf council... RAWR!
just last week I was screaming.... $600 dollars an hour!? and your genius negotiating strategy is that we should take it up the *** with no lube!? *** that we're going to court!!!
we kicked their ***!
feelsgoodman
Wasn't familiar with that particular idiom. I like it. *takes notes*
so hungry for mala lamb already... /stares at clock
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Bismarck.Leneth said: »
Science vs Science Fiction thread reminds of this:
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I haven't taken a peek since Monday morning, but I'm inclined to agree.
When you recognize flat Earth theory followers on here, and you find it pointless to even bother with arguing with them on that, you end up finding it pointless to argue with them at all. Of course, there are crazier ones with something to prove (what that is I haven't figured out yet).
I don't know. If you're going to waste time, make it a worthwhile waste of time, I suppose? I've stopped trying to explain the weird on here.
/shrug
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Posting 1970's jams, worthwhile waste of time!
Boycotting FFXIAH, worthwhile waste of time!
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Boycotting FFXIAH, worthwhile waste of time!
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Man I feel bad for this lady on the train everyday... She quite literally has a coughing fit at least three times every morning to which she is left catching her breath for minutes afterwards... Then she eventually falls asleep I surmise because she is worn out from The coughing fits.... Snores like a demon that one she does... I watched as one guy the other day started poking her covertly until she snapped back into reality...
But really this lady needs to be able to stay home man and not be forced to go into work every day at that age with what has to be some kind of health issue...
But really this lady needs to be able to stay home man and not be forced to go into work every day at that age with what has to be some kind of health issue...
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Oh Hell! Cracked a joke. Sorry, Rooks. :/
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Oh Hell! Cracked a joke. Sorry, Rooks. :/
that's a mighty nice
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What really gets me is I fudged the "du" in "du jour".
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Yeah...thanks a bundle rooks...resident chess piece and button thief almost finished with the trivia game yet?
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When did you get your "Report" button back?
EDIT: Better watch out. The boycott might end up with the hoses turned on us.
Simmer down to Paul Simon:
EDIT: Better watch out. The boycott might end up with the hoses turned on us.
Simmer down to Paul Simon:
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
When did you get your "Report" button back?
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Oh Hell! Cracked a joke. Sorry, Rooks. :/
/watches RPR eat itself for two pages
I guess I gotta add a new badge
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Idiot Boy said: »
I guess I gotta add a new badge
that a thing?
FLAMES UPON THE HORIZON, SCORCHED EARTH!
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
When did you get your "Report" button back?
Probably never...I spam report mods at 3:00 am... nobody would be dumb enough to give it back.
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
When did you get your "Report" button back?
Probably never...I spam report mods at 3:00 am... nobody would be dumb enough to give it back.
Did they ever add a text box to the report submission? Assuming there is no maximum characters and I could even make it to 3:00 AM anymore, I think I would spam Jack Handey quotes to Girlboy. Of course, the other two would just be casualties, but we all need a source of inspiration once in a while.
I'd really have to show restraint with the coupe de gras: “I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.”
I think I just blew it.
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if you live in the north east. i hate you. if you are a woman with a new jersey accent. i despise you. not saying it's right, but it is how i feel.
rawr.
rawr.
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Ragnarok.Hevans said: »
if you live in the north east. i hate you. if you are a woman with a new jersey accent. i despise you. not saying it's right, but it is how i feel.
rawr.
rawr.
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