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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-04-27 11:34:26
we're using corporate speak today...
client- can you provide service training to our guys? (I don't like paying for your service)
me - I can demonstrate our routine maintenance protocols, but unfortunately I cannot impart mechanical aptitude or my many years of experience...which is what I think you are looking for.(that's too damn bad)
client- so you are saying that you can't fix stupid... (you're calling our guys idiots)
me- I wouldn't say stupid ....I would say some people are differently~abled meaning perhaps they have an aptitude other than electro-mechanical diabolically evil machine repair...programming or math perhaps? (yes, yes I am)
client- they can't learn? (you're saying that my guys are too dumb to live!?)
me- let's call it a paradox. in that what I know can't be taught to anyone that doesn't already have an aptitude... and anyone that has the same aptitude would never need to call me in the first place. (I wouldn't have hired them to wash my car...)
client- I see... (so now you are calling me an idiot as well)
me- anyone can pass a written test and acquire certification if they study long enough for it or try enough times but the ability to troubleshoot every problem that might come up in that system in the real world isn't in any book. (you're not an idiot, there are some jobs you just have to farm out)
client- very well then /reluctantly writes PO (goddamn you evil ***)
me- <Muhahahas Internally>
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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-04-27 11:34:28
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2016-04-27 11:45:03
we're using corporate speak today... Someone placed an order for a Time Machine in the Trump thread. Can your company provide one?
I just realized I don't know the name of the company though. Parker Associates or something?
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2016-04-27 11:45:43
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-04-27 12:03:37
Evil Enterprises.
If you order a time machine from them, it'll only go forward at normal speed with the word 'Rolex' glued crookedly on to it.
EDIT: You can find a vendor of these in just about every alley way in NYC.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-04-27 12:05:11
we're using corporate speak today... Someone placed an order for a Time Machine in the Trump thread. Can your company provide one?
I just realized I don't know the name of the company though. Parker Associates or something?
Evil Enterprises, a division of Halliburton.
and no. we're war profiteers and the chaos pays us quite a lovely little dividend...
By volkom 2016-04-27 12:12:55
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-04-27 12:14:38
Zoo day yesterday. Cedar vomiting its glory errywhere. I need to find more activities to do to liven things up now that it's suppose to be sunnier for the foreseen future.
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By volkom 2016-04-27 12:16:08
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-04-27 12:19:15
hey there workin man.
how goes the new digs?
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-04-27 12:22:06
Though I do need to get more jalopeno peanutbutter, that's not exactly the most three-year-old friendly place.
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By Ramyrez 2016-04-27 12:23:09
I'm eating cheddar horseradish chips.
The latter is pretty heavy in these. They're easily the most intense chips I've ever had.
If you've ever inadvertently put too many wasabi peas in your mouth, imagine that, only more crunchy still and with the hint of cheese.
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By volkom 2016-04-27 12:24:20
hey there workin man.
how goes the new digs? Start may 9th. I'm trying to have a vacation with my remaining days before I start but I end up being very unproductive. I'm sitting upside down on the couch cuz I'm currently bored :|
I'm so excited to start tho that I'm having dreams about it.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-04-27 12:25:03
I can smell your breath from here.
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By volkom 2016-04-27 12:30:11
Its almost peach season:3
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-04-27 12:33:30
Its almost peach season:3
I LOVE walking into HEB and getting a huge, satisfying whiff of peaches. They have the absolute right idea as to how to market those. Huge bin directly in front of the doors before meandering off to produce.
Peach cobbler, peach milkshakes made with Bluebell, peaches and cream, ***' PEACHES!
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-04-27 12:35:06
I guess I'm the only person who doesn't like peaches. >.>
By Ramyrez 2016-04-27 12:36:29
I can smell your breath from here.
They were delicious.
And don't worry. It could be worse.
I could eat these before going home to my wife.
They're amazing.
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By volkom 2016-04-27 12:36:30
Its almost peach season:3
I LOVE walking into HEB and getting a huge, satisfying whiff of peaches. They have the absolute right idea as to how to market those. Huge bin directly in front of the doors before meandering off to produce.
Peach cobbler, peach milkshakes made with Bluebell, peaches and cream, ***' PEACHES!
peach milkshakes from chick-fil-a
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-04-27 12:42:17
I guess I'm the only person who doesn't like peaches. >.>
Well, now I'm thinking you're the crazy one in your family.
Its almost peach season:3
I LOVE walking into HEB and getting a huge, satisfying whiff of peaches. They have the absolute right idea as to how to market those. Huge bin directly in front of the doors before meandering off to produce.
Peach cobbler, peach milkshakes made with Bluebell, peaches and cream, ***' PEACHES!
peach milkshakes from chick-fil-a
Their ice dream ice cream really adds a punch to their shakes.
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-04-27 12:43:56
Well, now I'm thinking you're the crazy one in your family. If one's name is green, it's a dead giveaway that they aren't exactly sane.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-04-27 12:45:13
Well, now I'm thinking you're the crazy one in your family. If one's name is green, it's a dead giveaway that they aren't exactly sane.
To be fair, we all participate here. So, we're all in the same boat.
By Ramyrez 2016-04-27 12:55:27
Well, now I'm thinking you're the crazy one in your family. If one's name is green, it's a dead giveaway that they aren't exactly sane.
To be fair, we all participate here. So, we're all in the same boat. YouTube Video Placeholder
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-04-27 13:05:32
Hey, Penn. Saw your primary results from last night.
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By Ramyrez 2016-04-27 13:09:09
Hey, Penn. Saw your primary results from last night.
meh
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By Bahamut.Milamber 2016-04-27 13:11:45
Its almost peach season:3
I LOVE walking into HEB and getting a huge, satisfying whiff of peaches. They have the absolute right idea as to how to market those. Huge bin directly in front of the doors before meandering off to produce.
Peach cobbler, peach milkshakes made with Bluebell, peaches and cream, ***' PEACHES! We've got the same thing here, but with strawberries.
You'll be walking near the market, and bam! Loveliness.
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By Bahamut.Milamber 2016-04-27 13:12:36
Z and Missive Defense, have you guys tried watching Nova Now with the little ones? Our eldest is entranced.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-04-27 13:15:27
Z and Missive Defense, have you guys tried watching Nova Now with the little ones? Our eldest is entranced.
No, but I'll definitely look it up now. We watched the reboot of Cosmos with the older one.
EDIT: It does have a lucid and hypnotic quality for younger ones, though they may not comprehend the subject matter.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-04-27 13:18:34
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By Idiot Boy 2016-04-27 13:18:48
Z and Missive Defense, have you guys tried watching Nova Now with the little ones? Our eldest is entranced.
We can't get him in front of a TV. We haven't tried a ton, but he doesn't want to sit still and watch something; he'd rather read a book together, or assemble/disassemble his airplane, or sweep the floor with this little pushbroom thing he has.
The only video thing he seems like at all are Big Cat Rescue's YouTube vids.
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing: 
This OP is paid for and sponsored by Stiklelf
Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
Join date added, banned users filtered.
Cool stuff Scragg added: 4/20/12 Code
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