Morning all.
I survived the weekend. it was pretty dull, shy of getting half tuned up friday night. I was wrong about snl too, they ran re-runs.
anyone do anything fun? sup?
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Siren.Mosin said: »
they usually give them out and you just got the shaft.
phrasing
and that is in fact the story of little orphan girlboy's whole damned life...
*staring*
cousin daddy nobucks
lazy mama nobucks
crazy cousin nobucks
drunken cousin nobucks
scootch the baking dog that never stfus...nobucks
in law sister cousin w/four kids
and little orphan girlboy...
it's kinda like a cross between little orphan annie and the beverly hillbillies in reverse...the dad drinks and gambles away all the money and then they all have to move back to bug tussle oklahomo and try to make ends meet by scamming people by pouring cheep *** concrete substitute.... then when the clients car comically sinks into the sinkhole every damn time...crazy cousin nobucks says his punchline "oh...you wanted real concrete.....well that's extry! <canned laughter>
<banjo music>
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Siren.Mosin said: »
sup?
I'm still beating the dead horse of the little orphan girlboy joke...
my arms will get tired eventually...
PARKER is late.... where the hell is the banjo music I ordered!!!
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
crazy cousin nobucks says his punchline "oh...you wanted real concrete.....well that's extry! <canned laughter>
made me laugh too hard, I have to go smoke before someone comes in here and asks me wtf.
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Siren.Mosin said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
crazy cousin nobucks says his punchline "oh...you wanted real concrete.....well that's extry! <canned laughter>
made me laugh too hard, I have to go smoke before someone comes in here and asks me wtf.
...PARKER shut the banjo music off before someone notices...
Lingchi was the word I was looking for the other day and couldn't remember...lingchi
little orphan girlboy was talking about impact and my method is more of a Death by a thousand cuts type of mental torture... thing...kind of like acupuncture needles stuck in too deeply and at random... rather than a single fatal blow /makes a tomahawk chopping motion with his arm
when people in the other threads started calling him "little orphan girlboy" that's when I laugh the hardest
not unlike the "josiah'd it" thing... sooner or later I will find the mental tapeworm that multiplies and spreads through the forum
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I think I'm getting sick.
Which ruins what I think might be the longest run without a cold in my life.
Meh.
Which ruins what I think might be the longest run without a cold in my life.
Meh.
Morning Nibelheim sympathizers.
I was at a buddy's this weekend and his wife was sick, has been for a few weeks. Then he's all "Did you guys get this cold?"
Me and other buddy shake our heads. Everyone else is like "Yeah I had it, took weeks to feel better."
I just kinda slowly looked over at his wife who I was sitting next to... and slid slightly further away.
Ramyrez said: »
I think I'm getting sick.
Which ruins what I think might be the longest run without a cold in my life.
Meh.
Which ruins what I think might be the longest run without a cold in my life.
Meh.
Me and other buddy shake our heads. Everyone else is like "Yeah I had it, took weeks to feel better."
I just kinda slowly looked over at his wife who I was sitting next to... and slid slightly further away.
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/sprays lysol
you sick *** all stay the hell away from me with your germs and cooties...
PARKER get the bleach
you sick *** all stay the hell away from me with your germs and cooties...
PARKER get the bleach
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Well what's shitty is I might not even be getting actually sick in the "contagious to others" sense. It could just be an exacerbation of the sinus problems I live with daily because mother nature had a sense of humor when she designed me.
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Morning Nibelheim sympathizers.
-random chat room-
someone: where you from?
me> Nibelheim
someone: oh cool where is that?
me> little bit north
someone: oh thats pretty nice.
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Morning Nibelheim sympathizers.
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
me> little bit north
we also would have accepted "by Mt. Nibel" and "across the river from cosmos canyon"
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dont think anyone i have told this have caught the FF7 reference so im good being subtle about it. lol
also helps when creating some accounts
also helps when creating some accounts
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I just realized that getting off work early always means drama. I want to go back to work.
hey little orphan girlboy.
Grease live was ***-awful btw, sans maybe whomever played rizzo.
Grease live was ***-awful btw, sans maybe whomever played rizzo.
Siren.Mosin said: »
Grease live
you poor dumb ***...
what in the hell did you do to deserve that? hit on your mother in law while you were drunk?
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The people who actually watch Grease live and enjoy it are probably the same people who enjoyed Cats the Musical back in the 90's.
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
dont think anyone i have told this have caught the FF7 reference so im good being subtle about it. lol
also helps when creating some accounts
also helps when creating some accounts
PARKER Edit: /very quietly whispers
I don't know how to break this to you.... but you're completely surrounded and beset on all sides by legions of pimply faced final fantasy nerds...
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
what in the hell did you do to deserve that? hit on your mother in law while you were drunk?
I'd been drinking, that much is for sure.
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Scored a free donut.
Today is okay.
Today is okay.
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Scored a free donut.
Today is okay.
Today is okay.
This is the proper way to approach life.
Ramyrez said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Scored a free donut.
Today is okay.
Today is okay.
This is the proper way to approach life.
...Or maybe you were just saying that donuts are delicious. In which case, disregard above musings of a troubled soul.
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Ramyrez said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Scored a free donut.
Today is okay.
Today is okay.
This is the proper way to approach life.
...Or maybe you were just saying that donuts are delicious. In which case, disregard above musings of a troubled soul.
In the immortal words of Denis Leary (or maybe Bill Hicks, you can never be sure with Denis; Denis' delivery was better either way):
"Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate chip cookie or a five second orgasm, that's it okay? You come, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep you get up in the morning and go to *** work okay? That is it, end of *** list!"
Pretty sure that was Denis Leary.
/taps toes to little orphan girlboy's new theme music ~banjo instrumental~
I can't believe hoppy missed flatt and scruggs AND grease.
there are some very vocal and easily agitated bill hicks enthusiasts that are very adamant about their belief that denis leary stole his entire act from bill hicks.... copy/paste
they are every bit at least as cantankerous a bunch of morons as are we...so on there behalf allow me to answer
I can't believe hoppy missed flatt and scruggs AND grease.
there are some very vocal and easily agitated bill hicks enthusiasts that are very adamant about their belief that denis leary stole his entire act from bill hicks.... copy/paste
they are every bit at least as cantankerous a bunch of morons as are we...so on there behalf allow me to answer
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Anna Ruthven said: »
Pretty sure that was Denis Leary.
I'm 100% positive I know it from Denis Leary.
But this.
Quote:
For many years, Denis Leary had been friends with fellow comedian Bill Hicks. However, when Hicks heard Leary's 1992 album No Cure For Cancer, he felt Leary had stolen his act and material. The friendship ended abruptly as a result.[6] At least three stand-up comedians have gone on the record stating they believe Leary stole not just some of Hicks' material but his persona and attitude.[6][7][8][9] As a result of this, it is claimed that after Hicks' death from pancreatic cancer, an industry joke began to circulate about Leary's transformation and subsequent success (roughly; "Question: Why is Denis Leary a star while Bill Hicks is unknown? Answer: Because there's no cure for cancer").[9]
Honestly I never really cared for Hicks' standup anyhow. He'd have done better writing for others. He was an amazing social commentator, he made many valid points both real and humorous, but his delivery was just...ugh.
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