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By Luelle 2016-01-28 19:26:11  
Asura.Dameshi said: »
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Lakshmi.Zerowone said: »
trying to get the wife pregnant

WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT BABIES.
If it makes you feel any better, I don't want any babies.
Aren't you a king or something, don't you need an heir?
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-01-28 19:33:32  
Luelle said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Ramyrez said: »
Lakshmi.Zerowone said: »
trying to get the wife pregnant

WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT BABIES.
If it makes you feel any better, I don't want any babies.
Aren't you a king or something, don't you need an heir?
After the passing of King Meshi, we mods are to open The Envelope™ and assuming we don't die to a powdery substance contained within, we will read off the name of King Meshi's successor.
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By Rooks 2016-01-28 20:17:16  
And for far less money than you'd think, the contents of The Envelope™ can be altered
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2016-01-28 20:33:55  
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And for far less money than you'd think, the contents of The Envelope™ can be altered
How about a piece of gum?
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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-01-28 20:39:36  
wait, PARKER!
wasnt that envelope, the prototype for igniting glitter bomb?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-01-29 08:08:11  
Bismarck.Misao said: »
wait, PARKER!
wasnt that envelope, the prototype for igniting glitter bomb?

give me a few more minutes... I'm still stocking up on facial tissues and bracing for the next installment of....

Little Orphan GirlBoy

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yesterday he got a booboo and had to listen to a bad old doggy barking...

and one time he had to pay a bill


I know.... it's makes a man's eyes damp with tears is what it does.

So much hardship....

/frets while clutching a doilies

it's a good thing Hoppy missed it, she would have had the vapors for sure.

Here...PARKER found you a new avatar to help ease the suffering

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By Ramyrez 2016-01-29 08:29:15  
God dammit, you dirty ol' ***. Now you've got me started on showtunes.

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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-01-29 09:00:52  
/bellows

Little Orphan GirlBoy For Sale!!!!


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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-01-29 09:11:33  
Ramyrez said: »
God dammit, you dirty ol' ***. Now you've got me started on showtunes.

but it's dance party friday!!!

/reads from the Book of NI

Showtunes, especially ones which disparage a moderator and/or cause grief and/or consternation are allowed in article forty seven, section C. line twelve...

/slaps the pages

it's ALL RIGHT HERE IN BLACK AND WHITE!!!


Now, if you'll excuse me I have a little orphan girlboy to capture

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By Ramyrez 2016-01-29 09:16:40  
Girlboy shall scream.

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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-01-29 09:35:10  
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The Tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo
by Richard Aronson (aronson@sierratel.com)

...In the early seventies, Ed Whitchurch ran "his game," and one of the participants was Eric Sorenson. Eric plays something like a computer. When he games he methodically considers each possibility before choosing his preferred option. If given time, he will invariably pick the optimal solution. It has been known to take weeks. He is otherwise, in all respects, a superior gamer.

Eric was playing a Neutral Paladin in Ed's game. He was on some lord's lands when the following exchange occurred:


ED: You see a well groomed garden. In the middle, on a small hill, you
see a gazebo.
ERIC: A gazebo? What color is it?
ED: (Pause) It's white, Eric.
ERIC: How far away is it?
ED: About 50 yards.
ERIC: How big is it?
ED: (Pause) It's about 30 ft across, 15 ft high, with a pointed top.
ERIC: I use my sword to detect good on it.
ED: It's not good, Eric. It's a gazebo.
ERIC: (Pause) I call out to it.
ED: It won't answer. It's a gazebo.
ERIC: (Pause) I sheathe my sword and draw my bow and arrows. Does it
respond in any way?
ED: No, Eric, it's a gazebo!
ERIC: I shoot it with my bow (roll to hit). What happened?
ED: There is now a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it.
ERIC: (Pause) Wasn't it wounded?
ED: OF COURSE NOT, ERIC! IT'S A GAZEBO!
ERIC: (Whimper) But that was a +3 arrow!
ED: It's a gazebo, Eric, a GAZEBO! If you really want to try to
destroy it, you could try to chop it with an axe, I suppose, or you
could try to burn it, but I don't know why anybody would even try.
It's a @#$%!! gazebo!
ERIC: (Long pause. He has no axe or fire spells.) I run away.
ED: (Thoroughly frustrated) It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo.
It catches you and eats you.
ERIC: (Reaching for his dice) Maybe I'll roll up a fire-using mage so
I can avenge my Paladin.
At this point, the increasingly amused fellow party members restored a modicum of order by explaining to Eric what a gazebo is. Thus ends the tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo. It could have been worse; at least the gazebo wasn't on a grassy gnoll.
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By Ramyrez 2016-01-29 10:04:19  
Ahh Mary Poppins.

Who was only around because mom was too busy out trying to stump for women's rights and the movie resolved happily when mom decided to give it up and be a good stay at home mom.

Marry Poppins is terrible.

Then, most children's movies are when viewed through the lens of adulthood.
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By Ramyrez 2016-01-29 10:06:38  
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By Siren.Mosin 2016-01-29 10:11:50  
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Now, if you'll excuse me I have a little orphan girlboy to capture

he /she must've actually had to work today... the travesty....
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-01-29 10:27:35  
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he /she must've actually had to work today... the travesty....

I'm crestfallen... who can I impact with my nurturing words?...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-01-29 10:47:51  
oh wait I found someone else....

welcome to dumpsville little orphan girlboy...population YOU
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-01-29 11:25:51  
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By Siren.Mosin 2016-01-29 11:54:32  
I wanted that video to be the dead kennedys. shucks.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-01-29 12:47:25  
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I wanted that video to be the dead kennedys. shucks.

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By Ramyrez 2016-01-29 12:48:16  
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I wanted that video to be the dead kennedys. shucks.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-01-29 14:00:07  
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
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he /she must've actually had to work today... the travesty....

I'm crestfallen... who can I impact with my nurturing words?...

There's always RT, but that never seems to work out well.
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By Siren.Mosin 2016-01-29 14:00:46  
lmao, that's right where he went.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-01-29 14:01:14  
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
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he /she must've actually had to work today... the travesty....

I'm crestfallen... who can I impact with my nurturing words?...

There's always RT, but that never seems to work out well.

yeah they keep deleting my posts over there....

buncha sissies
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-01-29 14:06:13  
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-01-29 14:27:42  
I can't believe I left out shirley temple...

/hangs head in shame

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By Siren.Mosin 2016-01-29 14:37:06  
Monkeys and rabbits loop-de-loop.
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