Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
I'll admit to donning a Cheshire cat grin while booting people from the party before the tele for shits and gigs. When I came back, there were those tele stations in town. Sad BLM. Cut some fun out of it sometimes.
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One JP taxi forgot to charge me. I felt bad and sent him the Gil then a /tell explaining in masterful use of auto-translate.
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Anna Ruthven said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
I'll admit to donning a Cheshire cat grin while booting people from the party before the tele for shits and gigs. When I came back, there were those tele stations in town. Sad BLM. Cut some fun out of it sometimes.
Knowing the bunk state of the auto-translator, I'm afraid to ask. Inquiring minds must know! Is this a good story or a bad story?
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If I was going to be a *** with the teleporting, I'd have a friend who would be a RDM with BLM (For D2) and then right as I was about to finish the tele
CHAIN SPELL AND WARP II their little *** back to their homepoint.
CHAIN SPELL AND WARP II their little *** back to their homepoint.
Best teleport stories:
One of our WHM hits her Yhoat macro in the middle of Dynamis-Xarc aaaaaaaand ventrilo explodes with WHAT THE ***??? followed by alot of angry people / laughter. Do NOT macro your teleport spells near your curekit.
Bokeli/Hsisi were Lakshmi's resident RMT telebots. Essentially they started as people detested by the community but the bizarre way that the people operating the characters were kind and made these enthusiastic Engrishy macros whenever you paid them made them a lovable sight.
Some of the people operating those accounts wouldn't even take money for whatever reason so that only made the deal sweeter.
One of our WHM hits her Yhoat macro in the middle of Dynamis-Xarc aaaaaaaand ventrilo explodes with WHAT THE ***??? followed by alot of angry people / laughter. Do NOT macro your teleport spells near your curekit.
Bokeli/Hsisi were Lakshmi's resident RMT telebots. Essentially they started as people detested by the community but the bizarre way that the people operating the characters were kind and made these enthusiastic Engrishy macros whenever you paid them made them a lovable sight.
Some of the people operating those accounts wouldn't even take money for whatever reason so that only made the deal sweeter.
Bismarck.Misao said: »
story
Mil and I were Bhaflau Thickets as THF and BRD. We set-up the party and got a RDM to heal.
It wasn't Birdhair, but it was Birdhair-lite. He insisted in meleeing......
We asked him to stop and do his job. Maintain haste on the party and cure....that was too difficult a concept.
Can't remember if Mil used SATA on him, probably.
We replaced him for a PLD/NIN friend (during a time when PLD's did not get parties) and the party went successfully on.
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Anna Ruthven said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
I'll admit to donning a Cheshire cat grin while booting people from the party before the tele for shits and gigs. When I came back, there were those tele stations in town. Sad BLM. Cut some fun out of it sometimes.
Knowing the bunk state of the auto-translator, I'm afraid to ask. Inquiring minds must know! Is this a good story or a bad story?
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Bahamut.Kara said: »
It wasn't Birdhair, but it was Birdhair-lite. He insisted in meleeing......
Oh god I remember Birdhair, what a *** idiot lol
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Bahamut.Kara said: »
Bismarck.Misao said: »
story
Mil and I were Bhaflau Thickets as THF and BRD. We set-up the party and got a RDM to heal.
It wasn't Birdhair, but it was Birdhair-lite. He insisted in meleeing......
We asked him to stop and do his job. Maintain haste on the party and cure....that was too difficult a concept.
Can't remember if Mil used SATA on him, probably.
We replaced him for a PLD/NIN friend (during a time when PLD's did not get parties) and the party went successfully on.
To this very day I have a very hard time accepting BLU, melee RDM or WHM, etc. all because of knowing -- and actually otherwise being friends with -- some extremely irritating people of those jobs/persuasions.
Like the person who loved playing smn/drg in ~2005...
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It's a Dire Straits kinda day.
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Bahamut.Kara said: »
/disagree!
how dare you!!!
I should have said MY whm...I wore a vermy! and our brd Belli was all kinds of bad ***... smokeu the taru blm died alot but it was inconsequential in the grand scheme of getting the win
I prioritized regen, haste, refresh on the tank. stoneskin/blink on me... everyone else was third!
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Quetzalcoatl.Xueye said: »
It's a Dire Straits kinda day.
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Underrated Dire Straits favorite of mine.
My vote for worst Christmas song goes to "The Christmas Shoes".
challenge accepted.
-looks for the worst xmas song ever-
-looks for the worst xmas song ever-
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
-regrets it-
Yeah. Trying to find the worst Christmas songs is ultimately an exercise in punishing yourself in ways you probably don't deserve.
Except Nik.
Nik, go listen to all the Christmas songs so we're sure which is the worst. That's a task suited to you.
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best one tho. ever
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The best Christmas music is the one where the radio turns off.
Bah humbug.
Bah humbug.
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
My vote for worst Christmas song goes to "The Christmas Shoes".
ok, you win this round.
so many bad songs out there, hard to separate the original bad songs, to the on purpose done to be bad on purpose parody songs.
dont have the stomach to keep barfing on all of them
:|
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I can't give name to the worst Christmas song every, but it's assuredly done by either a country or R&B artist, it's set to some generic smooth, boring backing music with a little "flare" for their own genre peppered in, it has sleigh bell sounds in it somewhere, and it won't shut up about God long enough to actually let you enjoy the good Christmas feels.
Ramyrez said: »
I can't give name to the worst Christmas song every, but it's assuredly done by either a country or R&B artist, it's set to some generic smooth, boring backing music with a little "flare" for their own genre peppered in, it has sleigh bell sounds in it somewhere, and it won't shut up about God long enough to actually let you enjoy the good Christmas feels.
It's Christmas time. The lord Jesus has been born.
It's Christmas time. Spend time with your family, and Jesus.
It's Christmas time. Let us be surrounded in love and Christ.
It's Christmas time. The lord has come.
*chorus*
Jesus, God, Mary, Joseph. Christmas cheer and jingle bells. Jesus, God, Mary, Joseph. Let us enjoy the holiday spirit.
Oh man am I going to be so rich now.
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Ramyrez said: »
Nik, go listen to all the Christmas songs so we're sure which is the worst. That's a task suited to you.
I listen to "Grandma got run over by a reindeer" and "christmas dont be late" every day to fuel my hatred
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Did somebody cast slow on today?
I swear each minute feels like an eternity.
I swear each minute feels like an eternity.
maybe someone hasted you, as the world around you seems slower, and it is taking its time to proc.
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Did somebody cast slow on today?
I swear each minute feels like an eternity.
I swear each minute feels like an eternity.
it's the extra minutes we removed from monday to make it go faster.
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Now that we've had the FFXIAH: Random Stupidity quota for today, what is next?
Meeeeeeeeshi, when did we wanna start tomorrow?
Ramyrez said: »
Bahamut.Kara said: »
Bismarck.Misao said: »
story
Mil and I were Bhaflau Thickets as THF and BRD. We set-up the party and got a RDM to heal.
It wasn't Birdhair, but it was Birdhair-lite. He insisted in meleeing......
We asked him to stop and do his job. Maintain haste on the party and cure....that was too difficult a concept.
Can't remember if Mil used SATA on him, probably.
We replaced him for a PLD/NIN friend (during a time when PLD's did not get parties) and the party went successfully on.
To this very day I have a very hard time accepting BLU, melee RDM or WHM, etc. all because of knowing -- and actually otherwise being friends with -- some extremely irritating people of those jobs/persuasions.
Like the person who loved playing smn/drg in ~2005...
I remember when we were doing Tenzen in CoP, with PLD BLM BLM SAM RNG WHM (or some such), and ended up with Kara and I using icarus wings and staff WSes to start multi-step skillchains while magic bursting (and using lots of mulsums).
That's basically the thing I very much liked about XI; there were certainly optimal setups, but you could definitely bend the envelope to handle/allow different jobs. Definitely not so with XIV.
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