Shiva.Nikolce said: »
coos quietly
PARKER? where are you? ollie ollie oxen free! come out come out wherever you are....
PARKER? where are you? ollie ollie oxen free! come out come out wherever you are....
FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
Siren.Mosin said: »
lol
these poor hapless mods.
anyone have big weekend plans? anyone wanna take me to cabo? sup?
these poor hapless mods.
anyone have big weekend plans? anyone wanna take me to cabo? sup?
If chosen wisely it will be kept for many years.
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traditional mennonite toys are made out of wood...
she's one?.../looks it up
butter churn
she's one?.../looks it up
butter churn
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Eh... I got her some scooby doo stuff that she can play and learn with which is for her dad and her to enjoy together and then some other assorted clothes and stuff that they needed.
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
traditional mennonite toys are made out of wood...
she's one?.../looks it up
butter churn
she's one?.../looks it up
butter churn
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'Drunk' squirrel causes hundreds of pounds of damage
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A "drunk" squirrel has caused hundreds of pounds of damage at a private members' club.
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Mr Boulter, 62, said he then saw a squirrel "staggering around" after coming out from behind a box of crisps.
'Turned on the taps'
He added: "There were bottles scattered around, money scattered around and he had obviously run across the bar's pumps and managed to turn on the Caffrey's tap.
"He must have flung himself on the handle and drank some as he was staggering around all over the place and moving a bit slowly.
"I've never seen a drunk squirrel before. He was sozzled and looked a bit worse for wear, shall we say."
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Mr Boulter, 62, said he then saw a squirrel "staggering around" after coming out from behind a box of crisps.
'Turned on the taps'
He added: "There were bottles scattered around, money scattered around and he had obviously run across the bar's pumps and managed to turn on the Caffrey's tap.
"He must have flung himself on the handle and drank some as he was staggering around all over the place and moving a bit slowly.
"I've never seen a drunk squirrel before. He was sozzled and looked a bit worse for wear, shall we say."
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Chester police rescue distressed woman from squirrel
Eyam cockerel's owners served with noise abatement notice
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A mischievous squirrel was the unlikely subject of a bizarre call to police - after the rodent jumped into a woman's handbag and refused to leave.
The distressed woman was outside the Shropshire Arms pub in Chester when the grey squirrel began to drive her nuts.
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The distressed woman was outside the Shropshire Arms pub in Chester when the grey squirrel began to drive her nuts.
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Eyam cockerel's owners served with noise abatement notice
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The owners of a cockerel have written to their local MP after a council served them with a noise abatement notice.
William the cockerel's dawn crowing has been annoying at least one Eyam resident, who has complained to Derbyshire Dales District Council.
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"Apparently he crows too loud in the morning - he joins the dawn chorus with all the other birds in the area and one person has complained.
"Sometimes it can be quite early - at the present time it's probably 7am."
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William the cockerel's dawn crowing has been annoying at least one Eyam resident, who has complained to Derbyshire Dales District Council.
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"Apparently he crows too loud in the morning - he joins the dawn chorus with all the other birds in the area and one person has complained.
"Sometimes it can be quite early - at the present time it's probably 7am."
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Bahamut.Milamber said: »
The distressed woman was outside the Shropshire Arms pub in Chester when the grey squirrel began to drive her nuts.
I love that one of the biggest broadcasting groups in the world isn't above terrible puns.
Ramyrez said: »
Bahamut.Milamber said: »
The distressed woman was outside the Shropshire Arms pub in Chester when the grey squirrel began to drive her nuts.
I love that one of the biggest broadcasting groups in the world isn't above terrible puns.
The BBC loves puns, and animal stories. They're bound to overlap.
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Sylph.Josiahfk said: »
Mosin lol, this is on the imgur front page currently
drac posted it here this morning, you josiah'd it.
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'Terrorist' pheasant farm tormenter 'tamed by love'
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A "terrorist" pheasant which chased "just about everyone and everything" at a Cambridgeshire farm has been tamed by love, the farm's owner believes.
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"We were seriously thinking how to get rid of him, but last week he turned up with a hen pheasant," she said.
"We've been terrorist-free for three days and I think it's her influence."
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Mrs Hamilton believes the pair have made their nest somewhere on the farm and the male bird is staying close to his new partner.
"He's such a handsome boy and we really didn't want to think about how to get him off the farm," she said.
"I sincerely hope he will settle down now - as long as he's not hen-pecked."
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"We were seriously thinking how to get rid of him, but last week he turned up with a hen pheasant," she said.
"We've been terrorist-free for three days and I think it's her influence."
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Mrs Hamilton believes the pair have made their nest somewhere on the farm and the male bird is staying close to his new partner.
"He's such a handsome boy and we really didn't want to think about how to get him off the farm," she said.
"I sincerely hope he will settle down now - as long as he's not hen-pecked."
Lakshmi.Rooks said: »
The BBC loves puns, and animal stories. They're bound to overlap.
Yeah, well, they're still on my ***list because they aren't given Jeremy back his job.
I watched the final Top Gear airing this week. I was quite sad. It was depressing as hell.
edit-
I was too slow for the second time today
I was too slow for the second time today
Siren.Mosin said: »
anyone have big weekend plans? anyone wanna take me to cabo? sup?
Tomorrow -since it will be sunny- we'll go to a free animal park in a "forest" and feed some deer and birds. Maybe visit the beach and have a picnic around there.
Sunday -depending on weather- will be some variation of the above but if it rains we'll visit the library or places that have indoor playgrounds.
Basically pinky and the brain, a modified version:
Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do today?
Brain: The same thing we do every day, Pinky --try to entertain and tire out the baby, before she tires us out!
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Josiahkf said: »
Drac stepping up, damn.
thats what I get for only backreading half-heartedly
thats what I get for only backreading half-heartedly
It's his fault, really. Since when is the self-appointed King of Ni™ supposed to be a motivated self-starter?
This sounds highly suspect.
Josiah Monstruo said: »
I refuse to ever kneel in front of a bear.
Well yeah. It's one thing for him to chase you down and eat you, but presenting yourself as a snack along with a lovely aperitif isn't advisable.
@josi
he removed comments D:
he removed comments D:
Dropped my favorite mug and the handle broke off :(
Then idiot me cut my finger on said broken off handle...
Now I need to find the gorilla glue. I refuse to let this thing die.
Then idiot me cut my finger on said broken off handle...
Now I need to find the gorilla glue. I refuse to let this thing die.
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Favorite mug or favorite cup?
It's all about perception Meshi!
You don't need gorilla glue you need a file! Those edges down!
It's all about perception Meshi!
You don't need gorilla glue you need a file! Those edges down!
Ramuh.Urial said: »
Favorite mug or favorite cup?
It's all about perception Meshi!
You don't need gorilla glue you need a file! Those edges down!
It's all about perception Meshi!
You don't need gorilla glue you need a file! Those edges down!
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Ramuh.Urial said: »
Favorite mug or favorite cup?
It's all about perception Meshi!
You don't need gorilla glue you need a file! Those edges down!
It's all about perception Meshi!
You don't need gorilla glue you need a file! Those edges down!
Corki? I'll play him anywhere! Jungle? Why not!
Wine? Let me get my mug!
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Bahamut.Kara said: »
Basically pinky and the brain, a modified version:
Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do today?
Brain: The same thing we do every day, Pinky --try to entertain and tire out the baby, before she tires us out!
Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do today?
Brain: The same thing we do every day, Pinky --try to entertain and tire out the baby, before she tires us out!
that'll keep you busy. Shane was yelling 'poop' to try to get my attention, with minimal results, as I visited for lunch. It appears my weekend will be similar or I will face his wrath.
Ramuh.Urial said: »
Wine? Let me get my mug!
I like to drink wine from a coors light tumbler, people like to make fun of that.
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