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I love it when y'all call me Girlboy.
If there's a leaf that needs to be turned, be sure it's not one of those waxy looking ones off holly bushes. Give the holly berries a go! Go on. I heard they're delicious!
Ooooo~ What if it's a palm frond? I heard those have a few practical uses. Maple leaves...No comment. EDIT: Didn't some guy pop off at you thinking you were actually a girl? Yeah, "She won't bend to any male, blah blah" something.
I don't like the taste of maple. Z, did you hear? I'm totes preggers.
Anna Ruthven said: » Z, did you hear? I'm totes preggers. OMG! /passive-aggressive hug Yeah...Ugh...Ibuprofin... You all have a good evening! Bismarck.Josiahfk said: » I really liked Isabel for a name for my daughter but then twilight had to ruin it for me. Wrong Isabelle to be thinking of! You need to think of this one when you hear that name! <3 Seraph.Ramyrez said: » brb buying tampons and we just stand there staring for twenty minutes while Remo Kohler McFeely stands in line at the checkout counter with an economy sized megabox of maximum flow tampons.... and a pack of gum so that it looks like that is what he came in for...thumbing through cosmo without a clue in the world where it all went wrong... suddenly he wonders if he has a coupon in his fanny pack... so he puts cosmo back in the rack and starts looking through his coupon organizer..... YouTube Video Placeholder
I waited all night for Ni's reaction to cute Animal Crossing stuff and you start out with that. Nik?
Asura.Dameshi said: » Keep everything vague, offer no answers, and one day you will be enlightened. One day, my son, you will be king. Shiva.Nikolce said: » and we just stand there staring for twenty minutes while Remo Kohler McFeely stands in line at the checkout counter with an economy sized megabox of maximum flow tampons.... and a pack of gum so that it looks like that is what he came in for...thumbing through cosmo without a clue in the world where it all went wrong... suddenly he wonders if he has a coupon in his fanny pack... so he puts cosmo back in the rack and starts looking through his coupon organizer..... No fanny pack. But I've got something in my pocket here for you...let me find it... I back read like 3 pages trying to find out why McFeely was buying tampons. Only just realized it was a joke and forgot why I was back reading, lol.
morning all. I hope it finds you well. most of the office is out fishing the next two days, should be nice & relaxed.
Anna Ruthven said: » I waited all night for Ni's reaction to cute Animal Crossing stuff and you start out with that. Nik? shut up. you had to go find minions to troll us now? Leviathan.Chaosx said: » Best advice ever in the history of mankind. for being annoying maybe. you should strive to soak up all the knowledge you can, that way when you give people good advice, they can totally ignore you & crash & burn, but hey, you warned em'. Leviathan.Chaosx said: » I back read like 3 pages trying to find out why McFeely was buying tampons. Only just realized it was a joke and forgot why I was back reading, lol. I was taking a dig at Nik's stereotypical insecurities and he's lashing out in the only way he knows how. It's okay, I understand. I'm here for him. Anna Ruthven said: » I waited all night for Ni's reaction to cute Animal Crossing stuff and you start out with that. Nik? animal what now? I picked up where I left off yesterday.... Leviathan.Chaosx said: » Asura.Dameshi said: » Keep everything vague, offer no answers, and one day you will be enlightened. One day, my son, you will be king. if you have ***for brains.... <insert long speech about if you don't stand for something you fall for everything here> maybe go to the store and see if they have any balls you can buy...maybe pick up a personality while you are there. hell go nuts and splurge on a *** thesaurus and one of those "___________for dummies" guides to arguing on the internet Leviathan.Chaosx said: » I back read like 3 pages trying to find out why McFeely was buying tampons. Only just realized it was a joke and forgot why I was back reading, lol. remo was bragging about buying tampons yesterday while flirting with flav. Niko didn't just pull it out his ***. I wrote "tampoons" the first time. lmao. a tampoon, is that like a tampon harpoon?!? Siren.Mosin said: » Leviathan.Chaosx said: » I back read like 3 pages trying to find out why McFeely was buying tampons. Only just realized it was a joke and forgot why I was back reading, lol. remo was bragging about buying tampons yesterday while flirting with flav. Niko didn't just pull it out his ***. I wrote "tampoons" the first time. lmao. a tampoon, is that like a tampon harpoon?!? Eh, we'll allow it. Frank Zappa did once use the word "tampoon" to make it fit a rhyme scheme. Then again, he's Frank Zappa. The rules might be different for him. Siren.Mosin said: » you should strive to soak up all the knowledge you can, that way when you give people good advice, they can totally ignore you & crash & burn, but hey, you warned em'. Man the tampoons!
Tampons for dummies.
Siren.Mosin said: » shut up. you had to go find minions to troll us now? Shiva.Nikolce said: » Leviathan.Chaosx said: » Asura.Dameshi said: » Keep everything vague, offer no answers, and one day you will be enlightened. One day, my son, you will be king. if you have ***for brains.... <insert long speech about if you don't stand for something you fall for everything here> maybe go to the store and see if they have any balls you can buy...maybe pick up a personality while you are there. hell go nuts and splurge on a *** thesaurus and one of those "___________for dummies" guides to arguing on the internet YouTube Video Placeholder
I wonder if his wife ever let's him look at the balls that he used to have... that she now keeps in a jar....
so right as McFeely gets up to the register his cell phone vibrates with an order from his wife for a twelve pack of monistat and an industrial sized tube of vagisil... he pauses in the isle and nods to himself approvingly.... anticipates her next text and grabs a box on depends... hmmm... he thinks to himself douches are on sale...I wonder if they let me use a double coupon.... lol, I'm not supposed to be grinning this much in the morning!
Such a hostile environment.
YouTube Video Placeholder Song unrelated. Shiva.Nikolce said: » I wonder if his wife ever let's him look at the balls that he used to have... that she now keeps in a jar.... so right as McFeely gets up to the register his cell phone vibrates with an order from his wife for a twelve pack of monistat and an industrial sized tube of vagisil... he pauses in the isle and nods to himself approvingly.... anticipates her next text and grabs a box on depends... hmmm... he thinks to himself douches are on sale...I wonder if they let me use a double coupon.... That's right. Get it all out. |
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