lol, I have the same problem. I maybe wear a hat twice a year, but for some reason I have like 9 hats.
dafuq.
FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
I also have a scimitar and a battleaxe which I broke in "combat".
How am I not surrounded by women at this point? I solo healed Karazhan when it was relevant content. SOLO healed. What more do they want from me?!
How am I not surrounded by women at this point? I solo healed Karazhan when it was relevant content. SOLO healed. What more do they want from me?!
[+]
Asura.Dameshi said: »
What more do they want from me?!
everything & nothing.
[+]
Asura.Dameshi said: »
You are one of the wisest men I've ever known.
only because I realize I know nothing at all in the grand scheme of things.
[+]
“The ancient oracle said that I was the wisest of all the Greeks. It is because I alone, of all the Greeks, know that I know nothing.” - Socrates
[+]
I wish it was wednesday so I knew what to get for lunch.
Bismarck.Misao said: »
obviously
italian
italian
your lunch ideas are always legit. I need to become a big-shot so I can hire you as the firing officer / lunch buddy.
I guess we'd probably have to buy you a parka too.
Siren.Mosin said: »
I wish it was wednesday so I knew what to get for lunch.
I would make suggestions, but every single time the closest place is four hundred miles away... Black Hills of Mordornian!
[+]
yeah, Denver or Minneapolis have stuff & things. we've only got stuff.
[+]
combine both for a bonus?
"Joe from sales? we are aware of your sales record, and we would like to give you this Pie for you to take home, so you can be more motivated"
>"oh boy thank you! I been on a slum lately, with my wife leaving me for my brother and... hey, where you go?.... and is that glitter on the pie?"
"Joe from sales? we are aware of your sales record, and we would like to give you this Pie for you to take home, so you can be more motivated"
>"oh boy thank you! I been on a slum lately, with my wife leaving me for my brother and... hey, where you go?.... and is that glitter on the pie?"
[+]
I think misao would have to work remotely. my friends from LA need winter hats and coats in the fall when it falls to 70 up in the northern lands.
[+]
[+]
Bismarck.Misao said: »
^ this coat
you could fire everyone in that coat.... all you need now is an old newspaper delivery boy's newspaper bag... stuffed to the rim with glitter filled envelopes...
and I know legal is against it but I really think the envelope should POP open blowing glitter everywhere with
YOU'RE FIRED!!!
on the inside and it should make this noise
YouTube Video Placeholder
[+]
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Do you an opening for the king position? I'd like to put my name into the hat.
you missed the big-shot part. I'm still small time. I could hire you for frigid construction work outdoors for 13$ an hour....
[+]
I think the best method of firing is to get close to the employees. Become their "friends". Socialize with them, get to know their life. Become one with them. Become that friend they call in their time of need. The one they confide all their secrets to.
Then when the day of reckoning comes, simply walk up to them, and state in the coldest manner possible, "<name>, you're fired effective immediately. You have 30 minutes to vacate the premise." and walk away before they can react.
Then when the day of reckoning comes, simply walk up to them, and state in the coldest manner possible, "<name>, you're fired effective immediately. You have 30 minutes to vacate the premise." and walk away before they can react.
[+]
[+]
Siren.Mosin said: »
you missed the big-shot part. I'm still small time. I could hire you for frigid construction work outdoors for 13$ an hour....
we suck.... sales... construction work outside...
and we didn't hit the powerball jackpot either... so the spath worldwide tour is on hold again......
/sulks
[+]
.......AND the prison made out of cheesecake
/lovely strokes the metal skull of the bank robbing robot
will I ever be able afford to finish making you?
why did I have to design you out of beryllium!?
it's so damned expensive!
/lovely strokes the metal skull of the bank robbing robot
will I ever be able afford to finish making you?
why did I have to design you out of beryllium!?
it's so damned expensive!
[+]
I don't even know what my job title is right now, so there is that.
Things I've done so far this week:
Cut rusty bolts off stuff.
Replaced bolts with new bolts.
Talked to people on the phone.
Emailed people.
Updated website.
Put more stuff on said website.
Fixed the phone system.
Keyed in receiving invoices.
Processed a shipping order to Canada.
Fixed massive *** ups from people.
Paid people for said massive *** ups.
Fixed some broken merchandise.
Got money from people for orders.
Told someone they're an idiot (not exact words).
Fixed server backup issue.
Handled broker stuff for receiving international shipments of crap.
Started creating a magazine advertisement.
Drank coffee.
Pondered what the meaning of life is.
Drank tea and remembered what life is all about. Tea.
So um... what's a good job title for that?
Things I've done so far this week:
Cut rusty bolts off stuff.
Replaced bolts with new bolts.
Talked to people on the phone.
Emailed people.
Updated website.
Put more stuff on said website.
Fixed the phone system.
Keyed in receiving invoices.
Processed a shipping order to Canada.
Fixed massive *** ups from people.
Paid people for said massive *** ups.
Fixed some broken merchandise.
Got money from people for orders.
Told someone they're an idiot (not exact words).
Fixed server backup issue.
Handled broker stuff for receiving international shipments of crap.
Started creating a magazine advertisement.
Drank coffee.
Pondered what the meaning of life is.
Drank tea and remembered what life is all about. Tea.
So um... what's a good job title for that?
[+]
/kicksdust
yeah how the *** are we supposed to get excited about 40 million...
yeah how the *** are we supposed to get excited about 40 million...
[+]
Asura.Dameshi said: »
what's a good job title for that?
project manager, duh.
that's what my title is in addition to "estimator"
[+]
I like "regional manager" it's vague enough to not indicate any specific responsibilities...but it's important sounding enough that people don't automatically screw you over
[+]
[+]
my boss has something like "customer service" on his cards...he said "people always want stuff for free when they know you are the boss... this way I can tell them I have to ask my boss about it.." <pause> "I'm sorry but my boss said NO"
[+]
something funny, to me anyway, is when a guy calls you Mr. <insert your first name>
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
my boss has something like "customer service" on his cards...he said "people always want stuff for free when they know you are the boss... this way I can tell them I have to ask my boss about it.." <pause> "I'm sorry but my boss said NO"
[+]
All FFXI content and images © 2002-2025 SQUARE ENIX CO., LTD. FINAL
FANTASY is a registered trademark of Square Enix Co., Ltd.