Anna Ruthven said: »
My wife and I have been together for nearly 17 years now.
We've got a lot of friends from high school and college. We've both got extended families.
And I'll take weddings over funerals any day.
Edit: Also, coworkers!
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My wife and I have been together for nearly 17 years now.
We've got a lot of friends from high school and college. We've both got extended families.
And I'll take weddings over funerals any day.
Edit: Also, coworkers!
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Anna Ruthven said: »
Oh, then no. She's too skinny to help me finish that off.
Seriously, AR. You're killing me today. I actually lol'ed at that.
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Perfect wedding setup right there.
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we need anna nicole smith to pop out of that cupcake with a bottle of jack in each hand screaming the wrong words to the star spangled banner...
/googles
/wikis
/hands PARKER a shovel
/googles
/wikis
/hands PARKER a shovel
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Perfect wedding setup right there.
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
anna nicole smith
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
we need anna nicole smith to pop out of that cupcake with a bottle of jack in each hand screaming the wrong words to the star spangled banner...
/googles
/wikis
/hands PARKER a shovel
/googles
/wikis
/hands PARKER a shovel
NINETIES ANNA NICOLE. GUESS MODEL.
NOT REALITY TV POST-PLASTIC SURGERY ANNA.
Please, Nik. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE make sure PARKER gets this one right.
duh/hello
she would have fit in perfectly....
from five minutes and a page ago
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
No wait! /puts on his director beret
I see a lot of potential in girlboy being the first bigendered forum moderator to legally marry himself!
PARKER We need to get a hold of "E" and the "say yes to the dress" people... and lifetime and the other fifty channels nobody watches.
We'll start a bidding war!
I tell you, this project has everything! /holds his hands out like a frame
We'll invite the whole town... it will have the inbred Texarkana okie from muskogee southern belle debutante duck dynasty bearded slack jawed cheese *** gap toothed sequins cowboy boots giant hats alligator skins tutus black lace ...
I see a lot of potential in girlboy being the first bigendered forum moderator to legally marry himself!
PARKER We need to get a hold of "E" and the "say yes to the dress" people... and lifetime and the other fifty channels nobody watches.
We'll start a bidding war!
I tell you, this project has everything! /holds his hands out like a frame
We'll invite the whole town... it will have the inbred Texarkana okie from muskogee southern belle debutante duck dynasty bearded slack jawed cheese *** gap toothed sequins cowboy boots giant hats alligator skins tutus black lace ...
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Fine, so she was attractive back in the day. That doesn't mean that she wasn't dumber than a bag of hammers.
I'd rather have Katie White pop out of the cake. Why not?
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Ramyrez said: »
NOT REALITY TV POST-PLASTIC SURGERY ANNA.
/yells into megaphone
OK CUT!!!
/rubs temples
/holds out hand and PARKER puts a Caramel Mochachino in it
/takes a sip and throws it at PARKER
I SAID /yells into megaphone SPLENDA!!!
guys guys guys.... we're loosing focus. this is a wedding for a girlboy....
.
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
Fine, so she was attractive back in the day. That doesn't mean that she wasn't dumber than a bag of hammers.
There are few women in history I'd have even ever considered worth the time of trying to ignore their intellectual deficiencies.
I'd have considered it for her pre-surgical-augmentation self.
/gets out his script
/mumbles incoherently as he rereads some of his lines
Oh! Yeah, looky there!
/puts script away and goes back to 1
/mumbles incoherently as he rereads some of his lines
Oh! Yeah, looky there!
/puts script away and goes back to 1
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Anna Ruthven said: »
I'd rather have Katie White pop out of the cake. Why not?
Who and what is that? She looks like your everyday drug-addiction moderately attractive Hollywood starlet.
Get that out of here.
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Ramyrez said: »
NOT REALITY TV POST-PLASTIC SURGERY ANNA.
/yells into megaphone
OK CUT!!!
/rubs temples
/holds out hand and PARKER puts a Caramel Mochachino in it
/takes a sip and throws it at PARKER
I SAID /yells into megaphone SPLENDA!!!
guys guys guys.... we're loosing focus. this is a wedding for a girlboy....
.
Just use real cane sugar or beet sugar. That artificial ***will give you an ulcer.
And we're already going to stress you into an ulcer.
So you don't want two ulcers, do you?
we need things like a convoy of semi trucks loaded with "Billy Beer" that autobot transform into the world's biggest party keg....
we need an army of washed up bikini models with bazookas that fire rainbow sequins into the sky
we need the Blue Angels to do a precision fly over while evel knievel jumps over their formation in the snake river canyon rocket
we need an army of washed up bikini models with bazookas that fire rainbow sequins into the sky
we need the Blue Angels to do a precision fly over while evel knievel jumps over their formation in the snake river canyon rocket
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Anna Ruthven said: »
Lead singer of a British pop duo or something. I like accents.
I love accents too, but...ugh. So does my wife, incidentally. Which is funny, because we both think accents are really hot, but we're both whitebread American as they come, short of my ever-so-faint Ontario inflection.
Actually, I was working at Walmart at one point when an Irish student attending a local college came in. She was pretty enough, not like, "stop the presses!" pretty, but good looking.
But then she came over to ask me a question and I was immediately smitten.
Of course, being involved with a delightful woman already I just did my best to help her with her prepaid cell phone purchase and send her on her way.
But it was certainly a Chevy Chase Christmas Vacation salesgirl moment in reverse.
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
we need the Blue Angels to do a precision fly over
Get the Thunderbirds from the Air Force. The Blue Angels are better, but the Thunderbirds are great too and have that red, white, and blue color scheme vital to a redneck wedding.
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Ramyrez said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
we need the Blue Angels to do a precision fly over
Get the Thunderbirds from the Air Force. The Blue Angels are better, but the Thunderbirds are great too and have that red, white, and blue color scheme vital to a redneck wedding.
/yells into megaphone
NOW WE'RE TALKING
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Ramyrez said: »
Anna Ruthven said: »
Lead singer of a British pop duo or something. I like accents.
I love accents too, but...ugh. So does my wife, incidentally. Which is funny, because we both think accents are really hot, but we're both whitebread American as they come, short of my ever-so-faint Ontario inflection.
Actually, I was working at Walmart at one point when an Irish student attending a local college came in. She was pretty enough, not like, "stop the presses!" pretty, but good looking.
But then she came over to ask me a question and I was immediately smitten.
Of course, being involved with a delightful woman already I just did my best to help her with her prepaid cell phone purchase and send her on her way.
But it was certainly a Chevy Chase Christmas Vacation salesgirl moment in reverse.
Anna Ruthven said: »
Ramyrez said: »
Anna Ruthven said: »
Lead singer of a British pop duo or something. I like accents.
I love accents too, but...ugh. So does my wife, incidentally. Which is funny, because we both think accents are really hot, but we're both whitebread American as they come, short of my ever-so-faint Ontario inflection.
Actually, I was working at Walmart at one point when an Irish student attending a local college came in. She was pretty enough, not like, "stop the presses!" pretty, but good looking.
But then she came over to ask me a question and I was immediately smitten.
Of course, being involved with a delightful woman already I just did my best to help her with her prepaid cell phone purchase and send her on her way.
But it was certainly a Chevy Chase Christmas Vacation salesgirl moment in reverse.
Pretty much any European accent is fine by me. I don't really go in for Southern accents (unless we're talking about the Tom Petty album), but otherwise...
My wife has an absolutely massive crush on Giddeon Emery's voice (Balthier from FFXII, Fenris from Dragon Age 2).
Not to change the subject, but the car I want this week is a 68 Camaro again.
Now please continue.
Now please continue.
Ramyrez said: »
Get that out of here.
her hair looks like she has a serious problem with bulimia...
hmmmmm...
NOT COUNTRY ENOUGH!!!
/pushes the trap door button
PARKER get Big Smo on the horn he'll know what I am talking about
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Anna Ruthven said: »
Not to change the subject, but the car I want this week is a 68 Camaro again.
Now please continue.
Now please continue.
any objections to driving it out of a C130 cargo plane at 35,000 feet through parachute jump team circles of disabled veterans?....
PARKER if there is any way we can land that thing on a mountain of popcorn packaging peanuts I want you to see if they also come in red and blue.......
or better yet.... start painting them all by hand... with little american flags on each one..
thanks
/sips correct coffee drink
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Anna Ruthven said: »
Angry Korean mail-order bride.
/yells into megaphone
YOU'RE THE BRIDE!!!
/throws megaphone on the ground
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Ramyrez said: »
My wife has an absolutely massive crush on Giddeon Emery's voice (Balthier from FFXII, Fenris from Dragon Age 2).
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