Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
What have the been putting in the Gatorade lately?
the adrenaline glands from recently sacrificed human bodies, of course.
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the adrenaline glands from recently sacrificed human bodies, of course.
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Honestly, I could never get into football. Too many breaks, too slow. What have the been putting in the Gatorade lately?
I am intensely interested in Football from Week 1 until week ~4-5.
Then hockey season starts and I don't give a damn again.
I will say football has been really hard to watch this year. It seems like for the past 4-5 years penalties have gone up exponentially each year and there's a flag on every damn play any more.
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Bismarck.Ramyrez said: »
I will say football has been really hard to watch this year.
my friend said there were 17 penalties before the half in that bears - 49'ers game last night.
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Weird question to ask, but Uncle Pork Chop's son skedaddle without causing too much annoyance while he was with/around you?
Uncle Pork Chop's Son, Cousin Dipshit,
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Sundays Fall through Winter...
...but there is some yelling.
Uncle Pork Chop's Son, Cousin Dipshit,
Did he inherit the house or did his sister?
...but there is some yelling.
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Weird question to ask, but Uncle Pork Chop's son skedaddle without causing too much annoyance while he was with/around you?
Uncle Pork Chop's Son, Cousin Dipshit,
Did he inherit the house or did his sister?
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
What have the been putting in the Gatorade lately?
I think they stewed marlon brando's shirt from A Streetcar Named Desire in there...
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Is she running a fever because of the teething?
The humidifier, if you need to add a dab of Vapo-Rub to the humidifier.
Very diluted chamomile tea. About one ounce of the tea itself for a four ounce bottle.
For easing the teething, cut a cucumber into spears. Slice the seeded section off and clean extraneous seeds off just in case. It's nice and cold on their gums, but it will turn into a semi-solid, sloppy excuse for a cucumber massacre by the time they're done with it. Warm and soggy.
The humidifier, if you need to add a dab of Vapo-Rub to the humidifier.
Very diluted chamomile tea. About one ounce of the tea itself for a four ounce bottle.
For easing the teething, cut a cucumber into spears. Slice the seeded section off and clean extraneous seeds off just in case. It's nice and cold on their gums, but it will turn into a semi-solid, sloppy excuse for a cucumber massacre by the time they're done with it. Warm and soggy.
We don't have a humidifier (we actually have a dehumidifier for the house). Might look into one of those, or maybe the oils in hot water when we turn the restroom into a modified steam shower. Modified crockodile dundee
I'll have to try the cucumber.
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
try some baby motrin/advil and baby vicks if you can find it...
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
also diluted mountain tea or whatever they call in denmark
Siren.Mosin said: »
there's not much you can do, unfortunately. everyone in the house will be miserable until it's over. you just try to mitigate the discomfort as much as possible, & hope for the best. it seems like you're already doing all that can really be done.
alcohol does help, but not the baby, just you.
Practice for the rest of my life, I guess.
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Bahamut.Kara said: »
Yeah, not being able to "make it all better" is probably one of the worst feelings in world
yep.
it never gets better either. the emotional stuff is the worst. the middle child crying because she doesn't have any friends....... ***hurts.
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Did he inherit the house or did his sister?
/eastern european accent
In america.....
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My grandpa had a fair amount of money to leave people when he died, & awesomely put in his will, 'anyone who contests anything will instead receive 1 dollar'
he was *** great.
he was *** great.
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Siren.Mosin said: »
he was *** great.
grandpa dartguns planned everything down to the smallest detail... when he passed away, everyone behaved quite nicely,
grandma dartguns asked if there was anything she needed to do.
Nope, said the funeral director, it's all been taken care of and paid for in the seventies, would you like to see the casket he picked out for you?
and on the other side of the spectrum when the diabolically evil grandma dog died there was a four day long free-for-all with sisters fighting over who gets the refrigerator magnets... >.>
I learned that a large part controlling a funeral mob starts happens a long time before the funeral....
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Why do I get the feeling that Nik's nicknames for family members are their actual names?
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Bahamut.Kara said: »
Yeah, not being able to "make it all better" is probably one of the worst feelings in world (especially when she is curling up on my chest crying).
Practice for the rest of my life, I guess.
Practice for the rest of my life, I guess.
well... they don't curl up on your chest quite as much when they are twenty >.> .....and 6'2"...... and 185lbs.... lol....
This isn't going to make any sense but.... try to enjoy it...
They are only going to be helpless little balls of cuteness for a little while. In the blink of an eye she is going to be dating and borrowing your car and you won't get to use that bulb thingie to suck snot out of her nose anymore....
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
This isn't going to make any sense but.... try to enjoy it...
hahahahaha, yeah.
the best part is that I spent all the early years going "***, whatever pops, life is super long & boring, get out of my face with that ***" only to find out all the old timers were right all along, & years tick ofF the life seemingly as fast as a second hand spins on a grandfather clock that will likely outlive it's owner. it's really wild.
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
yawn
which reminds me... that, boys especially, transition from smelling like baby powder awesomeness into fappy *** that "forget" to shower on a daily basis in... /checks watchless wrist
....like five minutes.
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Siren.Mosin said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
This isn't going to make any sense but.... try to enjoy it...
hahahahaha, yeah.
the best part is that I spent all the early years going "***, whatever pops, life is super long & boring, get out of my face with that ***" only to find out all the old timers were right all along, & years tick ofF the life seemingly as fast as a second hand spins on a grandfather clock that will likely outlive it's owner. it's really wild.
15 year HS reunion next year.
WTF even IS that...
I want a drink.
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I try to act 18 still, but there's so much to do.
; ;
/stealsramyrez'sbooze
; ;
/stealsramyrez'sbooze
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Did he inherit the house or did his sister?
/eastern european accent
In america.....
I was assuming, legally, it was bequeathed to his wife, but since she's not in good shape, the daughter would be taking care of it.
As for the second post, it reminds me that we really need to get in touch with our buddy and see if he can hash out a will finally. We've been putting it off like jackasses. I should probably talk to my parents about this crap too, not that I think any of us will kick the bucket anytime soon, but... :/
I'm going to be sad when my bub doesn't have a hint of the scent of baby powder anymore. I can't wait for official potty training. Then again...
/inhales clean Pampers with baby powder before slapping it on
Better than chloroform! Clean baby smell is hypnotic.
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Have you started with your goober? I think we need to introduce it soon. Everyone keeps telling me boys are harder. My best buddy's sweetpea would pee everywhere and close his bits in the refrigerator softly just because.
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yeah, getting into it a bit now. we'll see how it goes. he hates it in his pants already, so it looks promising.
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Siren.Mosin said: »
yeah, getting into it a bit now. we'll see how it goes. he hates it in his pants already, so it looks promising.
I may have to start inspecting potties this weekend. Same. We've kind of had a "hang out with your wang out" policy for the backyard this summer. That bit us in the *** when it came to diaps when they're needed. Thus, the Hulk snatching of diaps.
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Siren.Mosin said: »
yeah, getting into it a bit now. we'll see how it goes. he hates it in his pants already, so it looks promising.
I may have to start inspecting potties this weekend. Same. We've kind of had a "hang out with your wang out" policy for the backyard this summer. That bit us in the *** when it came to diaps when they're needed. Thus, the Hulk snatching of diaps.
Now see, I try to hang out with my wang out and the neighbors call the cops.
Kids are so *** coddled, I swear.
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Well, this is the only time he'll be able to enjoy it before we have to encourage societal norms. The backyard is fenced anyway. I figure, may as well.
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
I was assuming, legally, it was bequeathed to his wife, but since she's not in good shape, the daughter would be taking care of it.
yeah, auntie pork chop isn't in any condition to fight about it...
she delivered my favorite Alzheimer's line so far with /gasp "SHE'S MARRIED!!?"
in reference to her daughter's husband coming over... it was delivered in such a perfect tone of surprise everyone kind of had to laugh...
her daughter only said MOM! and then in a couple seconds auntie said "oh...right...."
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Just to expand, Ramy, my parents didn't really give a flying poo when my brother and I were little. It wasn't until my family moved back state-side that my dad had to lay down the law with my mom about the American aversion to nudity and their inability to disperse themselves from the sexual aspect of it.
IMO, not a problem unless you're a puritanical puke.
EDIT: Not "you", specifically. The royal "you".
IMO, not a problem unless you're a puritanical puke.
EDIT: Not "you", specifically. The royal "you".
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I have already decided that if/when she asks me where uncle pork chop is, I am going to tell her he is "fishing with grandpa johnny"... who passed away about twenty two years ago...
well.... it's a comforting thought.... whether or not she makes the connection...
well.... it's a comforting thought.... whether or not she makes the connection...
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Every time I think America would be a better place without our pathological aversion to nuduty and sexuality, I take a look around and the idea seems to evaporate. It is pretty telling that I literally had to spell out nuduty and sexuality because my auto correct changes them to justify and serviceability...
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