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FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
Lakshmi.Flavin
サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-08-21 12:33:14
Brocolli is superb when steamed but I swear to god if you try to boil it one more time someone will have to die!!!
I think my moms preparation was to boil it and then cover it in butter... with nary a spice to be found. /whispers "The Horror"
I hated broccoli until I tasted it cooked properly...
Edit: someone will have to die! good luck killing her though, that crazy b has survived two tangos with cancer If you're going to try to cover brocolli in anything just slather it in some velveeta...
Not to mention that boiling veggies pretty much cooks out all the nutrients in the process... you'd probably be better off letting the water cool and drink that.
I'd say if she's survived you for this long then she's pretty much immortal so I will respectfully bow out on this one...
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Bismarck.Misao
サーバ: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2014-08-21 12:49:59
-boils vegies-
-boils the lawnchair as well-
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-08-21 12:56:07
Misa! order us some sammiches. some prankster boiled all our damn veggies & I'm getting hungry.
Lakshmi.Flavin
サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-08-21 12:58:46
-boils vegies-
-boils the lawnchair as well- /Takes out replacement lawnchair
/takes nik up on boiling water challenge and dumps it on you
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Bismarck.Misao
サーバ: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2014-08-21 13:02:22
-orders Mos a Spicy Chicken Sandwich-
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-08-21 13:02:29
I'd say if she's survived you for this long then she's pretty much immortal so I will respectfully bow out on this one...
Her mother, the supreme grandmaster of evil, grandma dog, died after her third self induced diabetic coma somewhere around the age of 92... PARKER!!! fetch the grandma dog story...
Grandma Dog - Supreme Grand Master of Evil and Hoarder of Nonsensical Items
The true story of global warming..... In this world of light and darkness there are shining examples of purity and wholesome goodness that we hold up on high too try and to bring light to the dark places...
How many millions were sucked into the swirly black hole vortex of evil that was Grandma Dog, we will never know. Her evil power and dedication to evil had no equal in this world. Her icy stare could shrivel a grown man's genitalia from a thousand yards, maybe more...
And oh, how she hated me... I could fill so many of these pages with tales that would chill your blood below freezing... until your veins cracked and you pulled your own eyes out just to stop seeing... But we don't have enough time for that now...
Try to imagine a room without light or warmth or hope and you are four or five years old sitting naked, blindfolded in a dunk tank and the last thing you hear is an old woman cursing the day you were born, professing her hatred of you that will never be swayed and then, without emotion pushes the target and you are dropped into vat of liquid nitrogen....
Her home was so very cold, you could stand next to the coal burning furnace and never feel it's warmth. That sickening cold that creeps up your legs from your dying feet, burning pain, freezing to death.
The entire house was a torture chamber. No chair offered comfort only misery, yet the adults vied for them like trophies while they watched us whelps wrestle on the floor for their amusement banging our heads on the unyielding stone coffee table.
But.. She did have the most amazing collection of empty butter containers I have ever seen. Maybe thirty thousand or more. The basement held eighty years worth or everything she had ever purchased. Day after day I would stare at the empty butter containers wondering in vain as to their hideous purpose... Why all these empty butter containers? What diabolic plan did she have for them? But she would not say, not even in death.
These and all of her other secrets went with her to the grave. I was there many came in disbelief to witness the end and not one tear was shed that day. I remember... It was raining and her tomb filled with rain almost as fast as they could pump it out. As they lowered her into the grave... I felt it... The rain stopped and I felt the warm kiss on my cheek of sunlight... You are too young to remember the day the sun shined a little brighter, the birds chirped without fear of reprisal and the cold black clouds finally gave way to the light of day and the whole world breathed a warm sigh of relief...
And that is how global warming began not with a billion car exhausts...no. With the death of one hideous creature so foul her black soul strangled and stole warmth away from the whole world.
Dear God. What hideous lengths must I go.. to hold that kind of power?... All the evil things I have done in this lifetime pale, only in comparison..to her. Here I still stand at the foot of a mountain of evil, taller than everest before me, even after climbing for so very very long... my only prayer is there is still enough time.
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Bismarck.Misao
サーバ: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2014-08-21 13:10:29
oh ty. I like my baths with really hot water :3
-hot water has no effect-
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Lakshmi.Flavin
サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-08-21 13:16:31
oh ty. I like my baths with really hot water :3
-hot water has no effect- You should have said boiling water as they are distinctly different. See you in hell you dirty thief!
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Bismarck.Misao
サーバ: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2014-08-21 13:19:00
I am just too cool that the water around me changes temperature!
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Ragnarok.Hevans
サーバ: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15273
By Ragnarok.Hevans 2014-08-21 13:58:20
last day of training for this job. started on april 14th and finally done. time to start getting promotions. What are you doing now?
doing tech support for verizon
サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-08-21 14:07:20
last day of training for this job. started on april 14th and finally done. time to start getting promotions. What are you doing now?
doing tech support for verizon
have you tried turning it off and then back on?
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-08-21 14:25:38
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-08-21 14:37:08
been listening to the rest of this david byrne / st. vincent album. ***is super weird, I love it. full of brass.
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-08-21 15:05:13
Bahamut.Milamber
サーバ: Bahamut
Game: FFXI
Posts: 3691
By Bahamut.Milamber 2014-08-21 15:59:46
been listening to the rest of this david byrne / st. vincent album. ***is super weird, I love it. full of brass. Just think of unicorns.
It does remind me of this:
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 27982
By Shiva.Spathaian 2014-08-21 16:02:03
*lounges on the fanciest couch he can find.*
Afternoon, folks.
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Lakshmi.Flavin
サーバ: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-08-21 16:10:50
Couch pshhhh,...
/lawnchair
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-08-21 16:13:02
It does remind me of this:
yep. it's more of a perpetual nightmare than a comedy sketch though.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-08-21 16:33:19
I think I may need to make an appointment with the optometrist again. Screens. I blame screens.
Does anyone else have the slightest inkling to give Candlejack a big, old, "Well, duh!"?
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 27982
By Shiva.Spathaian 2014-08-21 16:37:30
I think I may need to make an appointment with the optometrist again. ScreensAge. I blame screensage. :x
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Bismarck.Misao
サーバ: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2014-08-21 16:40:59
Candlejack?
Caitsith.Zahrah
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-08-21 16:41:11
/beats with cane
/sings
Goodbye twentieeeees!
You were fun for all!
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And it seems to me you lived your life,
Like a candle in the wind.
Drawing a blank on the lyrics ATM.
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 27982
By Shiva.Spathaian 2014-08-21 16:43:29
/beats with cane
/sings
Goodbye twentieeeees!
You were fun for all!
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And it seems to me you lived your life,
Like a candle in the wind.
Drawing a blank on the lyrics ATM. Worth it! So very much worth it! *runs off giggling to himself*
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Caitsith.Zahrah
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-08-21 16:45:21
I love you, but you're in for such a cane smackin'!
Where's Mag?
/frantically points
He goes before me! >:
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 27982
By Shiva.Spathaian 2014-08-21 16:49:07
I love you, but you're in for such a cane smackin'!
Where's Mag?
/frantically points
He goes before me! >: Promises promises.
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Forum Moderator
サーバ: Excalibur
Game: FFXIV
Posts: 25993
By Anna Ruthven 2014-08-21 16:57:35
Candlejack?
We'll miss you, Misa.
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Bismarck.Misao
サーバ: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2014-08-21 17:45:31
I am not going anywhere. where are you guys goi-
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 27982
By Shiva.Spathaian 2014-08-21 17:49:36
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Bismarck.Magnuss
サーバ: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-08-21 18:43:52
I love you, but you're in for such a cane smackin'!
Where's Mag?
/frantically points
He goes before me! >: Promises promises. I'm a gentleman. I always let the woman "go" first.
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サーバ: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 27982
By Shiva.Spathaian 2014-08-21 18:47:20
I love you, but you're in for such a cane smackin'!
Where's Mag?
/frantically points
He goes before me! >: Promises promises. I'm a gentleman. I always let the woman "go" first. Magnus, as witty as ever. :P
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing:
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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
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February 1st, 2012
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